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Ilyin
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PostPosted: 19:19 - 10 Jun 2013    Post subject: Why would she pull over and flash me? Reply with quote

so I'm riding along some country roads and get stuck behind a hairdresser posing with a top down custom paint pink/purple mx5.

And it's only three or four bends then I get passed her, loads of space, no different to any other safe overtaking manoever.

But once I'm past her, I'm thinking about the next corner and she starts flashing, indicates to pull over, and did appear to slow down to pull over but I'm at the next corner now.

Anyway, there's nowhere to turn around safely for about a mile now. But I start thinking, it was a perfectly safe overtaking manoever, the worst that could have happened is maybe a stones flicked up or maybe a bit of chain oil or something. But if flashed and pulled over every car who flicked a stone up at my car when I'm driving I'd never get anywhere.

So I carry on.

Should I have stopped? Would you have stopped or turned around and gone back?

Any suggestions why she might have flashed and pulled over?
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PostPosted: 19:21 - 10 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

She wanted your babies.
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PostPosted: 19:22 - 10 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

She was so impressed with your overtake that she needed to suck your dick.

IMO.
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PostPosted: 19:24 - 10 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

She was having a heart attack and wanted your help?


Eh no-one knows, what's the point in speculating.

With regards to whether you should have stopped? Well that comes down to the individual and in your case you chose not to, just as I wouldn't.

(Unless of course I actually saw her in distress)
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PostPosted: 19:30 - 10 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm - tough one. If I've understood my basic BCF training properly might it not have been because she wanted you to "punch her in the tits" and - subsequently - "do her up the Gary"?

Bear in mind I am still very much a novitiate. My suggestions are largely speculative and need to be checked against the correct procedures as laid out by colleagues holding the relevant levels of seniority.
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PostPosted: 19:31 - 10 Jun 2013    Post subject: Re: Why would she pull over and flash me? Reply with quote

Ilyin wrote:
Any suggestions why she might have flashed and pulled over?

She thought you were a member of Daft Punk maybe?

Or the most likely reason is she realised you are a BCF n00b and you must be insulted.
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PostPosted: 19:34 - 10 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the complete absence of any obvious reason, I'd assume sex too. I can't imagine it would be easy in an MX-5 though. Were there any gates around where she pulled over?

Keep an eye out. Wink
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PostPosted: 19:41 - 10 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks all,

if I make this mistake again I will put my dick up a stray cat and cut it off leaving it up the lucky moggy!

I am ashamed of myself!
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PostPosted: 19:59 - 10 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thread title is misleading, TITS OR GTFO Smile
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PostPosted: 20:10 - 10 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

As a die-hard convert to their superbness I'd normally take umbrage at the assumption that an MX5 is a hairdressers car but given the paint scheme I'll let it go Laughing

Many people see overtaking as aggressive and suicidal regardless of how safe it is so I wouldn't read too much into it. I had the audacity to overtake a car that was doing 45 in a 60 limit on a dead straight fen road with, therefore, about 20 miles visibility and was met with flashed lights and the finger from both of the two respectable looking middle aged women on board Laughing I particularly enjoy it when people coming the other way flash you but there is so much space they have to wait 10 seconds to do so Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:10 - 10 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you had done nothing wrong then you should just carry on as you were. If you had done something naughty then you should 'boot it' and get the hell outta there!!! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:06 - 10 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you checked for anything broken on the back of your bike, indicators or brake light faulty perhaps?
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PostPosted: 21:07 - 10 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

The title to this thread is rather misleading to some.

To be honest I wouldn't even be bothering to think about it, does it really matter why she flashed you?
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PostPosted: 22:32 - 10 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

i was expecting some pictures of tits.. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 22:35 - 10 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

ginny wrote:
Have you checked for anything broken on the back of your bike, indicators or brake light faulty perhaps?


Yeah that's what I'd normally assume. Bungee cord or luggage hanging off, pannier open etc in my case! Alternatively genuinely disliked being overtaken?
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PostPosted: 22:51 - 10 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was. She. Fit?
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PostPosted: 23:06 - 10 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I find with anyone who flashes aggressively at you after an overtake, you need to indicate, gradually slow down, stop, calmly walk over to their window and politely ask them what's up with them that they feel the need to attract your attention. Most of them don't actually need any help at all and don't say anything else. Funny that.

Then you punch her in the tits, kick her wing mirror off and giggle away as you ride off into the sunset.
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PostPosted: 23:24 - 10 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tungtvann wrote:
I find with anyone who flashes aggressively at you after an overtake, you need to indicate, gradually slow down, stop, calmly walk over to their window and politely ask them what's up with them that they feel the need to attract your attention. Most of them don't actually need any help at all and don't say anything else. Funny that.

Then you punch her in the tits, kick her wing mirror off and giggle away as you ride off into the sunset.


Meanwhile

-=-mx5grrrrl-=- wrote:

omg u will not beleive wut happend 2 me 2day lol

i wuz drivin in Bessie enjoyn the lush sun and then i saw this totally hot guy on a bike!

neway he passes me and his bike sounded awesome and i thot wow he seems cool but how do i talk to him, his bike is fast and he mite be gon in a few secs so i flash my lights at him and pull over

i dun kno wut he did next, I stoped and wayted and he comz back. I smile devlishy at him and say 'hey' and then omg omg u will not beleave what happens next... he fucken punches me in teh boob, kicks off my mirror and then gets bak on his bike and wheelied away while looking back and slapping his butt!!!!!111

like wtf is his fukken problem lol

also anyone know were to get a mirror fixed.

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PostPosted: 00:28 - 11 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go back, she might still be waiting.
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PostPosted: 10:33 - 11 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:
Hmmm - tough one. If I've understood my basic BCF training properly might it not have been because she wanted you to "punch her in the tits" and - subsequently - "do her up the Gary"?

Bear in mind I am still very much a novitiate. My suggestions are largely speculative and need to be checked against the correct procedures as laid out by colleagues holding the relevant levels of seniority.


All good advice here.

You just missed the bit about bending her subframe and you'd have had the BCF Triforce:

............/.\
........../Tits\
......../.........\
....../.............\
..../.................\
../.....................\
/Gary...Subframe\
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PostPosted: 10:35 - 11 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Linux wrote:
Go back, she might still be waiting.


She drives an MX5... she can't have got that far Wink
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PostPosted: 10:41 - 11 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

last week going down a national limit road someone coming the other way flashed me with their lights.

no idea why, no mobile camera to warn me about, my high beam wasn't on, everything fine, nothing hanging off my bike..

why they did it? no idea? and in the grand scheme of things.. who cares.. /shrug


she may have just been pulling over and knocked her stalk before she hit the indicator.. done that myself before, gone to indicate and accidentally hit full beam if i hit a bump or something
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PostPosted: 19:27 - 11 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Matt B wrote:

She drives an MX5... she can't have got that far Wink


How dare you Mad

Of course the MX5 reputation is why it's all the more satisfying leaving people in a cloud of dust and hairspray as they try to keep up down a twisty road Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:13 - 11 Jun 2013    Post subject: Re: Why would she pull over and flash me? Reply with quote

Ilyin wrote:
...custom paint pink/purple...


Bitch! Nicked my paint job... Mad
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