Another fun bike tale on CCTV...

[P.addy]

Today, I surfed a Honda Accord... namely the bonnet.

Some guy swerved into my lane, quick blips of the throttle and the turnip slammed his brakes on... cue me braking and locking the rear through fear of entering his boot. On reflection.. should have fucked him up.

Follow him to the next set of lights, going that way anyway and rode to the side of him, he gave me the finger and waved me on... Boiled my piss.

Pulled in front of him (bad move in hindsight) and got off the bike. Went to his driver side window and requested politely (yes, really) so he proceeded to photo my bike. I tapped on his window to which he replied with some more fingers and went to go around my bike as he was holding up some traffic.

I took a quick waddle to the other side of my bike and asked him a bit harsher to GTFO. He continued driving forwards until he hit my knees.

A car then gave him the space to pull out, so he did... with me still in front of him. Riding a bonnet is awesome, until he gets to 20mph then slams the brakes on. Surfing is no longer awesome. He then proceeds to drive off in a timely fashion.

To be fair, I could have let it go, but I've had a fucking shit week and he just added to the mound. Total cock stain, but I bet he is thinking the same when he sees that his wiper no longer functions and hopefully has a nice dent in his bonnet.

Pulled into popo station which was about... 30secs away and reported, like a grass. Either way.. he was a turnip, I was in a mood, shit escalated quickly and I ate some floor. Tasty stuff.

Will need to get the CCTV footage as I bet it looks fucking awesome.

Also, inb4 https://s1.favim.com/orig/2/alphabet-soup-bro-brool-story-co-cool-cool-story-bro-Favim.com-150765.jpg

[Nexus Icon]

He'll have to successfully claim he was in fear of his life to avoid serious charges, especially if there is CCTV evidence. Nice work.
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[J.M.]

Can't wait to see this CCTV. FOI request then upload to BCF please
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[Aff]

[dannymassive]

Brool Story Co.

I really wanna see this CCTV footage too!

for not sticking your right glove through his window!
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Previous Ride's - '01 Aprilia SR125 (Sold) '08 HONDA CBF600n (Sold) '96 CB500 (Sold) '01 FZS 1000 (Sold) '06 CB1300SA (Sold) '07 CB600F Hornet (Sold) - '93 Suzuki Savage LS400 (Sold) '98 Honda VTR1000 Firestorm (Sold) '05 CB600F Hornet (Sold) '01 FZS1000 Fazer (Sold) 2016 Harley Davidson Street Bob SE (Sold) '02 Kawasaki ZX9R (Sold) '98 CB600F Hornet (Sold) '04 Suzuki Bandit 1200s (Sold) '13 Yamaha FZ1-N

[darkhorizon]

Good work sir
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2006 CG125 - Was SORN'd, now back on road - sold Nov '16

[Bubbs]

Can't wait to see this. Maybe press charges if you can screw the prick over! Sounds like he needs to be taught a lesson.
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[Irn-Bru]

Assault with motor vehicle
Leaving scene of an accident

Any more?

Looking forward to CCTV
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[P.addy]

Police turned up at parents door, turns out a polish lady followed him, blocked him in and saw the whole thing, what a fucking woman!

Told police I'm going to continue to court, regardless. Damaged jacket, trousers, helmet... etc. Total utter wang of a guy said there was no pre-emptive actions that caused my outburst, fuck off.

[SandTiger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIFhteM3C5M

[P.addy]

FOI request submitted.

I really want to see this so I can rate my surfing out of 10.

[crackfinder]

[Islander]

[Commuter_Tim]

You are now my hero. +
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The above post is most likely nonsensical.

I ride a Bandit 600... badly.

[fox]

Sounds like assault with a deadly weapon to me.
Imagine if you had trapped your leg under the car as he just drove off... Actually it doesn't bare thinking about.

Hope the police wipe the floor with him.
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Current rides: 2006 blue Triumph Sprint ST 1050, 2003 Yamaha WR450F

[P.addy]

[Omega]

Can't tell if serious .

How did you expect the guy to react? Shit happens mate. The road rage will get you no where. If anything I'd expect the police to be chasing you from what you've said.

Would love to see that CCTV though .

[clancy]

Good on you
Be interesting to see what happens
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[UnknownStuntm...]

[.....]

Sounds like you started a bit of bother and lost

There's no way I would have gone to the police, I'd have gone home and not uttered a word to anyone out of embarrassment.

And started plotting my revenge.

[UnspeedySam]

Glad you weren't seriously hurt. Some people are knobs. Looking forward to the video.
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[P.addy]

Not embarrassed at all, he started being the cock, I played back. Was all good for me

[Tungtvann]

Sounds like a fun experience! Lesson learned about bike positioning (to the side, no pics, no ramming) and walking in front of cars. Hope he gets fucked by the cops, if not, let us know where he lives and I'll go round his house and call him a big poo head.

[Rogerborg]

Foolish cager didn't know that Paddy is more machine now than man.

Polish woman can stay.
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[nightshaddow]

must see video, must see video
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