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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha
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PostPosted: 13:12 - 18 Jul 2013    Post subject: Yay - after tomorrow it's the summer holidays! Reply with quote

After tomorrow it's the summer holidays, and Mr. Korn says cos it's the last day we can all bring games in. That means the poor, subversive kids bring in tatty decks of cards and play texas holdem in the corner whilst saying SNAP loudly every now and again to throw teacher of the scent.

The middle class kids bring in Pop-o-Matic Frustration and get bored in about 30 seconds, looking on in envy at the rich kids who brought in fancy electronic puzzle thingy, Simon - BY MB GAMES!! But the batteries run out before morning play time. Serves 'em right.

Anyone for Mouse Trap??
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PostPosted: 13:26 - 18 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm bringing nudie playing cards. Cool
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PostPosted: 13:30 - 18 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thmite you with my wod of power.

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PostPosted: 13:35 - 18 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let's play Pirates. First one to touch the Ground buys the lollies. Bagsy be Roger the cabin boy......
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PostPosted: 13:42 - 18 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I say we play human buckaroo. All get on Rogerborg one at a time and see how long it takes him to buck us all off Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:45 - 18 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyone for a game of hide the sausage..?
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PostPosted: 14:08 - 18 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Top Trumps. Tupolev Tu144, baybeeeee Smile
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PostPosted: 14:10 - 18 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Love it . . . so much time off work.

Only issue, it throws fitness regime out the window . . . so gotta work a way around that so I don't go backwards.

Can do three lots of 5 pres ups . . JUST
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PostPosted: 14:19 - 18 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is now a you nostalgia you lose thread, toy edition.

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PostPosted: 14:25 - 18 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Summer holiday? WTF is one of those?
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PostPosted: 14:41 - 18 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

ThoughtControl wrote:
Summer holiday? WTF is one of those?



It's where you get bundled in a car and fingered by Cliff Richard.
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PostPosted: 15:17 - 18 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

ThoughtControl wrote:
Summer holiday? WTF is one of those?


the moment all theme parks double their ticket prices
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PostPosted: 17:07 - 18 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm bringing shotgun cartridges and toilet-roll tubes.
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PostPosted: 17:20 - 18 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

ThoughtControl wrote:
Summer holiday? WTF is one of those?


One of those things that started three hours ago for me Very Happy
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PostPosted: 22:47 - 18 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
This is now a you nostalgia you lose thread, toy edition.


Well you started it....
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PostPosted: 22:49 - 18 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kill it with fire Shocked

I'm really very upset about Rolf.
Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 22:50 - 18 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

So our six weeks of gloriously empty roads starts today then, does it?
Dance!

No stupid African bitches who got their licence out of a cornflake packet pulling out on me along Prince Regent Lane.

No idiotic bitches in their huge inappropriate 4x4s and telling off Tarquin in the back seat, whilst pulling out of me when I'm trying to park in Chelsea.

Frustratingly, it *does* mean more idiots sightseeing at Harrods who think that Brompton Road is a pedestrian precinct. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 23:22 - 18 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
No stupid African bitches who got their licence out of a cornflake packet pulling out on me along Prince Regent Lane.


Absolutely scandalous! You can't be saying that! Tut Tut

Although I do remember one of these same bitches driving over a mini round-a-bout while texting, completely oblivious to me, only glancing up from her phone to give me an uninterested look after I'd sounded my horn.

Fuck off back home if you want to drive like cvnts! Middle Finger

My hols start Friday btw. Dance!
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PostPosted: 00:28 - 19 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I'm really very upset about Rolf.

This might help. 18 year old YouTuber destroys Poker Face on ukulele, tabletop and fuck-yeah stylophone.

Then watch her serenade Stephen Fry.

Sometimes, just sometimes, I think we should make a go of it, hang in there, and make the rats and cockroaches wait for their turn.
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PostPosted: 00:33 - 19 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ohhhhh GOD, really don't want to face work Crying or Very sad


Summer holidays and really excited kids = Lots of accident report forms Laughing
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PostPosted: 07:18 - 19 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Fisty wrote:
This is now a you nostalgia you lose thread, toy edition.


Well you started it....


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PostPosted: 07:25 - 19 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Frustratingly, it *does* mean more idiots sightseeing at Harrods who think that Brompton Road is a pedestrian precinct. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 10:55 - 20 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
hellkat wrote:
No stupid African bitches who got their licence out of a cornflake packet pulling out on me along Prince Regent Lane.


Absolutely scandalous! You can't be saying that! Tut Tut


Why not?
They drive like complete cunts.

But then, so do all people driving BMW X series.

I'm having a hate-filled day. Another of my cuntish neighbours backed into my bike last night and knocked it over (in a Golf, ffs).

I'm drawing straws as to whether I should take up witchcraft, voodoo or just plain old homicide.
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PostPosted: 10:59 - 20 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well spotted, haha, Freudian slip.
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