I was just involved in a hit a run..

[illuminateTHE...]

So I was going down to croydon to get some new trainers.
But on my way to croydon i decided to stop off at one of my friends house in norbury, he lived in one of those quiet suburban areas with small narrow roads full with parked cars.

Well he told me try wheelie down his street as i left, so i did. After the wheelie i decided to try and go as fast as possible down his road before having to brake for the incoming cross road. But before i managed to get up to a cross road a kid ran across the road and i hit him by mistake.
The kid was just laying on the floor face down so i panicked and rode off straight home.

So that was about 5 hours ago so I guess the authorities didn't get a positive ID on me or my bike or they would have kicked my door in by now.
I've told my mum about the story and she scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare
but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later! Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel air.
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Theory: PASSED Module 1: PASSED Module 2: PASSED 12/2012!!!

yzf r125 [SOLD] sv650 [CURRENT]

[CaNsA]

You're a massive prick and i hope karma bites you in the arse.

[Ollie1995]

faggot
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XR 125, DT125 LC, Greeves Scottish, RS200, XS400, GPX600r

Theory Passed - 18/7/13 MOD1 Booked - 24/9/13

[TheSmiler]

INB4 EDIT

https://i.imgur.com/8GF7rjO.png
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CB125>CG125>GN125>ER5>K100RS>R1100RS>K100RS
A2 completed 23/07/15 Ready for the Golden Crisp Packet

[-Matt-]

INB4 screenshot reaches police desk

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[illuminateTHE...]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m121g3Ha8k1rnwh00o1_500.gif
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Theory: PASSED Module 1: PASSED Module 2: PASSED 12/2012!!!

yzf r125 [SOLD] sv650 [CURRENT]

[Timmeh]

https://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2011/01/Tom2.jpg
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GSXR400 x2 | '94 RVF400 | '93 TZR125 4DL (again)
20:22:30 BLUEX5: i would love to be forced to undergo a**l plugging with different sizes
20:48:18 Temeluchus: comp you hunk of smouldering homos3x you

[Efes123]

Christ on a crutch Has Warped got a twin?
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Honda Goldwing GL 1000 Current love
Honda VT500 ED - SOLD
Projects Suzuki GS125 Done, then stolen - Kawasaki GPX750R SOLD - Honda VF750S SOLD

[BigDan1190]

https://www.needstolaugh.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/oh-no...-not-this-shit-again.jpg

https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/730195/83206387.gif

[Conzar]

I stopped reading after you said you wheelied a r125
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11:05:35 Rob Fzs: i just wanna own an rd350 valve before they send us to war with durkadurkastan

[Clutchy]

ohhh maaa daayyyyyzzz




Are you ok ITM? Must of been a traumatic experience, you need a shoulder to cry on at anytime just PM me, always there 4u bbz
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Malaguti F12 Phantom-Dead, Suzuki AY50- Dead, NRG power DD LQ, CBR125.
*33 BHP restriction up on 10/12/14* Current bikes/car: SV 650 S/ MKIV GOLF
Guide to pass your test with no lessons!

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Crawl back under your rock, Warped's not dead yet so the forum twat position isn't up for grabs.
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Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[DoohanFan]

https://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s305/IOWSWCC/38211344.gif
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[reed]

I bet you have so many friends, actually you probably tell people that you choose not to have friends because it is too much responsibility, oh it is a hard life.
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Generic XOR 50, Gilera SMT 50, GSXR 400 GK73A, Ducati Monster 600, Honda Hornet 600.
Sold. Stolen. Written off. Sold. Current.

[Benson_JV]

As much as a dick as he is, that made me laugh.
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Riding: CBR600FW Driving: Audi A6
Previous Bikes: '96 Bandit 600, '96 GPz305

[-LG-]

If its true, you will be found, CCTV of the area, ANPR, someone seeing your bike at your friends before (house to house will be conducted). Your mum feeling guilty?

You've already said where it was, it won't be hard to find a news story of that area if there was a hit and run, quick phone call later with this thread .
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[Benson_JV]

[janner_10]

Didn't you post some guff about a nasty biker driving jolly fast past you the other day?
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Yamaha FZS600 (Now gone to heaven) > CBR600F4i (SOLD) > '99 YZF-R1

[DottyDuck]

dafuq

i hope this is a troll, you sick cunt.
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CBT- 2012 Theory- 18/12/13 Mod 1- 07/01/14 Mod 2- 15/01/14
Old Bike: Zontes Panther 125cc - wrote off Current Bike: Kawasaki ZR7

[bazza]

It's like ITM's massively dense stupidity well draws other bodies of stupid into orbit around it.
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"That's it. You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college."
'98 Ducati 750SS, '08 Suzuki GSX650F ©2004-2014, Bazza's Harmless Banter

[The Artist]

I don't think I have seen a more obvious troll on here for a while.

[Rogerborg]

You rage, you ruse, BCF.

Please let him turn up to BCF BBQ 2013 on an R1.
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[Timmeh]

[Bigmal]

I hope the bike is OK.
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Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% what you do about it.

[keggyhander]