Codine

[Yoyo]

Not had any for 3days now and my god it is like someone has opened a tap.
Amazing stuff for festivals and the like.

But tonight I have resigned myself to sleeping on the toilet. 4hrs in and I swear there is no more liquid in me to come out!!!

Please make it stop!!!
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[prizefighter]

[Rogerborg]

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[Stowelly]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY2-Pi66exM

[uberkron]

You went to a music festival, took codeine and shit yerself?
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[Im-a-Ridah]

Got some of this off my doctor

It doesn't really do much. Stop exaggerating.

[-Matt-]

TL;DR - Person gets sold mints dressed as painkillers, person has the shits
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[Motorhate]

Codine does the exact opposite. Its one of the side effects that taking codine in most people will induce constipation.

I had a slipped disc and they gave me four codine injections and I didn't shit for two weeks. I looked like a pot-bellied pig by the end of it. It wasn't pleasant.
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[Alice-In-Sunderland]

Some brummy lads gave me Poppers at Leeds fest, didn't help my constipation

[pits]

As said, Codine makes you constipated, what you've done (again) Mark is fabricated another fucking story from lala land, you've then posted on BCF hoping that no one would notice you haven't researched your lie (as usual) very well

Mark, listen to these lyrics, and I mean really listen to these lyrics because you need to stop this misconception you have, these lyrics sums you up to a tee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8YwqFz14xY4#t=29

[Drake]

i prefer a wall with glass on top, enough to make anyone shit brix
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[pits]

[Rogerborg]

[1198]

Why is this a obviously a fabricated story? Codine makes people constipated. He stops taking it. 3 days later has a shit. Possibly the dullest thread I've read, but quite likely surely. Unsure why we need to know, in fact quite sure I personally didnt need to know, but there it is. Yawn!

[1198]

[Walloper]

My fence is needing painted/treated but before I do that I need to remove a rotten post at one section and concrete in a new post.

What would be the best way to preserve this post?

What is the easiest way to remove the old post and concrete?

I think the codeine wore off, the cunt managed to remove the restraints and get to the computer in the nurse's office.

I hope the nurse is OK.

I'll probably use a preservative from the Cuprinol range of products.
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[lihp]

[stinkwheel]

I have a wooden fence behind my house.

I also have an excess of used engine oil.

I like to kill two birds with one stone by preparing a mixture consisting of one part creosote to one part used engine oil and applying it to my outdoor woodwork.

As well as imparting a pleasing, dark brown/black colour, this mixture renders the wood totally impermeable to water and mould resistant.

In addition any residue dripping off inhibits the growth of plant life for a few inches either side of the fence which leads to a considerable saving in strimmer wire.
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[pits]

[1198]

[Tungtvann]

You guize are very horrible to Mark.

[SpicyBlimp]

I've been on Codeine for about 3 months now with a long term back / leg injury.

I had to stop taking it for about a week in the middle and it did, as Mark states, open up a tap. I think because of the prolonged use the constipation had minimised and well, yeah, you get the picture.

[Walloper]

[garth]

Am I missing something? (Aside from the identity of the OP)

He's saying that he's come off the tablets and is now shitting. I.e. He's no longer constipated.

He's said they'd be great for festivals. I.e. They make you constipated.

He's not saying he took them and they made him shit.