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Fisty
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PostPosted: 11:11 - 02 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
BIKER DIES IN HORROR CRASH!!!!

Is there anything other than a horror crash when someone dies??

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Bob 52 from Cumshot Kent died peacfully on his motorbike after being fellated by 3 very hot women then crashing into a vat of jack daniels.


Why do we never read anything like that?
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PostPosted: 11:31 - 02 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fisty wrote:
BIKER DIES IN HORROR CRASH!!!!

Is there anything other than a horror crash when someone dies??

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Bob 52 from Cumshot Kent died peacfully on his motorbike after being fellated by 3 very hot women then crashing into a vat of jack daniels.


Why do we never read anything like that?

https://www.complex.com/rides/2012/09/video-russian-couple-has-sex-on-a-moving-motorcycle

No mention of fellatio, and nobody died, presumably because there wasn't a vat of Stalychnia handy, but at least this chap is working towards your vision Fisty....
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PostPosted: 11:39 - 02 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fisty wrote:
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Bob 52 from Cumshot Kent died peacfully on his motorbike after being fellated by 3 very hot women then crashing into a vat of jack daniels.


That's BCF's photo competition round 4 sorted then
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PostPosted: 11:41 - 02 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Horror crash:

https://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq252/j444myy/TT%20Crash/guy-martin-fireball.jpg

I'm assuming this is the imagery they want to give.
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PostPosted: 11:41 - 02 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fisty wrote:
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Bob 52 from Cumshot Kent died peacfully on his motorbike after being fellated by 3 very hot women then crashing into a vat of jack daniels.
Why do we never read anything like that?

Ok, good idea for me to practice for the first part of that scenario on a stationary machine first Wink
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PostPosted: 11:43 - 02 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I was going to be there at the time and place it happened.

But I had to take a detour as I fancied a cup of tea, and then I was in work.

BUT, IF I did go that way, on that day and time, it could be me Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 11:45 - 02 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
i walked down the stairs this morning. i could have tripped and broken my neck.

but hey ho, i didnt
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PostPosted: 13:38 - 02 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
PhilDawson8270 wrote:
I was going to be there at the time and place it happened.

But I had to take a detour as I fancied a cup of tea, and then I was in work.

BUT, IF I did go that way, on that day and time, it could be me Rolling Eyes


Indeed. In fact, her presence there could've prevented such a tragic accident. Butterfly effect and all that. Does that make her guilty of manslaughter?
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PostPosted: 13:47 - 02 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
AnPhonEh wrote:
Indeed. In fact, her presence there could've prevented such a tragic accident. Butterfly effect and all that. Does that make her guilty of manslaughter?


Yes.

i am calling the police.
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PostPosted: 15:07 - 02 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
AnPhonEh wrote:
PhilDawson8270 wrote:
I was going to be there at the time and place it happened.

But I had to take a detour as I fancied a cup of tea, and then I was in work.

BUT, IF I did go that way, on that day and time, it could be me Rolling Eyes


Indeed. In fact, her presence there could've prevented such a tragic accident. Butterfly effect and all that. Does that make her guilty of manslaughter?


Definitely. The car driver would've seen her bike moments before and thought "That reminds me, I'd best be careful of those bike things" and then taken an extra moment to look for bikes, thus avoiding the horror crash.
I don't know how she sleeps at night now.
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PostPosted: 15:08 - 02 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Meanwhile in other news, a load of other people died today also not related to OP in anyway shape or form.
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PostPosted: 15:44 - 02 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
pits wrote:
Meanwhile in other news, a load of other people died today also not related to OP in anyway shape or form.


Just as very sadly members of BCF have died in years past, but lots of people who were not "related to the posters in anyway shape or form" still commented then.

How is this different?
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PostPosted: 16:05 - 02 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Blau Zedong wrote:
Nick 50 wrote:


How is this different?


STFU n00b.



OOOh sorry, didn't realise I had upset your boyfriend! My sincerest apologies!! Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 16:12 - 02 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nick 50 wrote:
pits wrote:
Meanwhile in other news, a load of other people died today also not related to OP in anyway shape or form.


Just as very sadly members of BCF have died in years past, but lots of people who were not "related to the posters in anyway shape or form" still commented then.

How is this different?

Kwaks died, that was pretty sad as he was a decent bloke, but I certainly didn't go and tell everyone on every forum ever made that he had died.

Luke died, afraid I didn't really care.

People die everyday, if everyone posted about some random biker being hurt, killed or seriously injured on here all the time, all General Bike Chat would be is a tribute forum to unknown people who have died, where do we stop? Quickly go post about all the other people who are dying every second we speak.

There is no need for it.
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PostPosted: 16:12 - 02 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nick 50 wrote:
How is this different?


It's no different. However, this is BCF - Leave your common sense and impartiality at the door. You are required to back the opinions of a select few members...

Or you can just give them Middle Finger
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PostPosted: 16:17 - 02 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
ScaredyCat wrote:
Nick 50 wrote:
How is this different?


It's no different. However, this is BCF - Leave your common sense and impartiality at the door. You are required to back the opinions of a select few members...

Or you can just give them Middle Finger

Scaredycat - Sticking it to the man since......oh, oh wait, never.
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PostPosted: 16:23 - 02 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I see the twins are back..
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PostPosted: 16:26 - 02 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I see the twins are back..


And by god are they good Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:27 - 02 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
pits wrote:
Meanwhile in other news, a load of other people died today also not related to OP in anyway shape or form.


Something MUST be done! Maybe an epetition. Ooh! I know! A charity ride to raise awareness!
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PostPosted: 16:30 - 02 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Paddy. wrote:
And by god are they good Laughing


You have low standards. Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:34 - 02 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
ScaredyCat wrote:
Paddy. wrote:
And by god are they good Laughing


You have low standards. Laughing


Not low enough to buy an NC700 though, fuck that.








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