What the fuck is wrong with people?

[Fisty]

Today I heard from a mate I havnt seen a year, he and his wife have just had a new baby.

They have named it......

Zaschza Tammeekkaa.


I shit you not.

People who give kids retarded names should killed and the child taken into care. The poor thing will be 30 before it can spell its own bloody name.
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[Islander]

Send them a Burberry shawl for the christening.

[tbourner]

How's it pronounced?
Boy or girl?

I don't get this kind of thing, imagine having to spell your name to absolutely everyone you speak to for ever.
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

Insist on referring to it as "Bob".
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[Ste]

They are German?

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Sounds like an Eastern bloc car from the 1980s. Probably a deluxe version of the Yugo Zastava.
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[Fisty]

[Fisty]

[yaigi]

Come on then all you great people, give me some ideas for some names - two weeks to go until the baby is born and we haven't got ONE name, it's a bloody minefield I tell ya!

But Fisty, please tell, how the heck to you pronounce that name?!
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Google "Tammeekkaa" to see how common that 'name' is.
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[Fisty]

[tbourner]

[Ste]

Get them one of these: https://www.lawpack.co.uk/cohabitation/product1686.asp

[SQL]

For me it will be

Boy "Brodi" from SSX Tricky

Girl "Chloe" I just like that name.

[Raffles]

My stepson has given his son two names that make Fisty's mate's name choice for his child seem quite normal.
I won't reveal the names here but trust me, they are many times worse than Fisty's examples. They're so bad that I suggested sectioning the stupid fuckingbastard.
The kid is guaranteed a daily kicking when he starts school and I'm sure that he will be queuing up at the deed poll office as soon as he is old enough to do so.
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[Ste]

[yaigi]

[Ste]

Ste

[Nope.]

[Wonko The Sane]

we called our daughter Eliza, we're boring we are.

She nearly was Sarah-Jane but decided against it at the last min.
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[Clutchy]

Call him John Smith
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[Raffles]

[Tracey Suntan-King]

My 19 year old niece called her baby *firstname* J *Surname*. I asked what the J stands for, she said "Nothing, it's just J."

FFS

And a friend swears he taught a girl whose name was in the register as La-a. Apparently it's pronounced.........Ladasha.

As I said.....FFS
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[janner_10]

Cunts.


That is all.
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