How long?

[Skudd]

How long would you be dead in your own home before someone found you?

I worked out I could be dead for about 4 days before they found my body.
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[Fisty]

I would be leaking under the door before they found me.
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TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
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[oldpink]

About 10 minutes, my house is like the local community centre / high street
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Theory & hazard 24-may 2016, CBT 8th June 2016, MOD 1 2nd Aug 2016 Mod 2 2nd-Nov 2016 - Current bike CBR 600 RR

[Tracey Suntan-King]

Never and I don't live on my own. I don't think I'd ever be found. My kids would step over my cold dead body to get to the fridge and not bat an eyelid. I was ill in bed once and had to ring them whenever I needed something. They didn't pick up!


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Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right

[Vracktal]

Never. Fairly certain my cat would eat my body before anyone came looking. Shifty git.
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2007 BMW R1200R: On road
2009 BMW G650X Challenge: On road
1975 Norton Commando 850: Off road, awaiting recommissioning

[Tungtvann]

Next working day, like UPS.

[CaNsA]

[Shaft]

I reckon if I checked out on a Friday night, it might be Tuesday or Wednesday.

When I didn't turn up at work on Monday, the blokes wouldn't think too much of it, except to call me a country squire for not telling them I wasn't coming in.

On Tuesday morning they might persist with calls, by Wednesday they would swing by the house, see the cars were still there and maybe raise the alarm.
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[orac]

this would very much depend on who i was doing stuff for at the time, if i had some time off, maybe a couple of weeks. other wise next day would be when some one would realise something was amiss, but my body most likely wont be found until a week or 2 later if i died at home - out for a walk, well it may never be found
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"with nothing left to lose, there is everything to gain. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog"

[Clutchy]

If it was in my sleep then up to 10 hours
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[CarlosCBR]

Almost immediately. Never get time alone any more!
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[pinkyfloyd]

Probably a few minutes before I croaked. Its the madhouse here!
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[fatpies]

Years probably.

I have money in the bank and everything is via direct debit. With my death the bills would fall considerably meaning the money in the bank would last even longer.

As I also work as a temp/cover my employers would simply think I was unreliable and hire one of the many others on their books.
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

Under a day.

Unlike this bloke :-

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/10401296/Mans-body-found-hanging-in-Paris-flat-eight-years-after-he-died.html
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[DrDonnyBrago]

1/2 hour max, but I like to think the whisky would preserve my corpse should the wife go away for the weekend or something.

[Flatbadger]

I've taken to sleeping on a huge spatula
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Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
You're in ISIS

[nowhere.elysium]

I'd most likely be discovered in less than 8 hours, so just about as long as it takes for rigor mortis to set in properly. I shall endeavour to die in a really inconvenient-to-move position, preferably somewhere out of reach.
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