do you talk to your bike?

[mic]

I always say hello and give it a loving pat when I open the garage door (the bike....) and when it goes back in the garage I usually say thank you (for not killing me today) and again a pat goodnight.

Or is it just me?
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zzr600

[MarJay]

No, it's just you.
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British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F
Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

[BTTD]

[goto10]

Nope. You.
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'12 NC700S & '12 CB600F Hornet [Stolen by some dickless twat] Suzuki GT500 shed

[mic]

Bunch of weirdos. What about helmet games? See how much of the helmet you can lick or touch the inside sticking your lid with your lips pulling weird faces and stuff
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zzr600

[Irn-Bru]

Nope, never, it's just a machine.
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KTM 990 SMT & Suzuki DR-Z 400 SM

[anthony_r6]

Only when it's not doing what I want it to.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Not just you.

Then again, I apologise to all the other forks in the cutlery tray that I didn't select for my meal eating purposes at that time.
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[map]

[Minty]

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My fingers smell of your mum.

[GeorgeB.]

Only if we've just got out of a sticky situation together

[DrDonnyBrago]

No.

Fucking weirdo.

[keggyhander]

"You better start ya bastard"

[fatjames]

[Islander]

[Scootaloo]

lol, no

fucking gay weirdo fuck, fucker and cunt.
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(CBF125 - 09) (CBF125 - 11) (CB-1 - 89) (CBF500 - 06) (Push Bike) (CB-1 - 90) (XL125 - 01) (VF500 - 83) (GPZ500 - 94) (GPZ500 - 95) (GPZ500 - 87) (XV535 - 94) (XV535 - 94) (GPZ500 - 87)

[RhynoCZ]

Have you stopped taking your cuckoo pills?
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[wizzzard]

Bike, car, van and various electrical appliances from time to time. I have this weird thing about the interconnectedness of all things so it doesn't seem overly odd to me.

As long as they aren't talking back to you I don't think you've too much to worry about
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And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
Zeitgeist / Addendum / Moving forward

[goto10]

[Hetzer]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

[pepperami]

Pepperami walks into his garage and say`s "hello" to his bikes most times he walks into his garage

After a particularly good ride and me and the bike get home in one piece , I have even been know to say "thank you sweetheart" to my bike!

Weird? gay? sick? freaky? maybe, possibly.
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[goto10]

[TheSmiler]

Sometimes it depends on the situation, a bad ride where I'm not feeling 100% then yes it's like a calming technique.
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CB125>CG125>GN125>ER5>K100RS>R1100RS>K100RS
A2 completed 23/07/15 Ready for the Golden Crisp Packet

[Nemo]

Old 125cc days

"Get up that fucking hill!"
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Previously owned: Kawasaki KH125, Suzuki GP125, Suzuki GX 125, Honda CB125 TDC '83, Honda ntv 600, Kawasaki ER5, Kawasaki ZZR600, Aprilia RSV 1000 Mille
Now own: Ducati 848 evo