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Mr Calendar



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PostPosted: 13:33 - 09 Oct 2013    Post subject: Couriers... Reply with quote

Found this on the net.
While looking at The Rider's Digest, Issue 183 (Oct 2013).

Thought it summed up Marmalade's profession rather well Wink
https://www.theridersdigest.co.uk/newsite/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bear-wkshop.jpeg
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P.S. not posted in found on the net section as it's bike related Cool
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Marmalade
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PostPosted: 15:15 - 09 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, nearly right.

The guy at the end would be some snotty cow sat behind a desk filing her nails looking at the courier like shit and moaning about him dripping on the marbled floor. Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:14 - 09 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Marmalade wrote:
Yes, nearly right.

The guy at the end would be some snotty cow sat behind a desk filing her nails looking at the courier like shit and moaning about him dripping on the marbled floor. Laughing


I'd walk back to the door and throw the package at her from there.
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PostPosted: 18:19 - 09 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Marmalade wrote:
Yes, nearly right.

The guy at the end would be some snotty cow sat behind a desk filing her nails looking at the courier like shit and moaning about him dripping on the marbled floor. Laughing


That reminds me an awful lot of the receptionist at KPMG on Arlington Business Park...Just ridden from Sussex in heavy pissing rain all the way up the motorway only to be greeted by that idle jobsworth trying to complain about 'her' floor getting wet...Talk about doing a thankless job.
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PostPosted: 20:37 - 09 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reminds me of a time I literally risked my life with six inches of snow down on the road in 1991 (that's on the road, not the pavement). I couldn't feel my hands or feet. I was literally having to look at my left hand and foot to make sure I was pulling the clutch and changing gear. At that point, we were in the grip of some hideous post-Thatcher depression and everyone was scrapping for every job. It was clearly not safe to be out in a snow plough, let alone on a bike.

But I made it to my drop off. And this snotty bitch looked at my (fucking mauve!) face and said 'What do you want, thanks?'

If I'd had control of my limbs, I would have cracked her one. Dying of Aids would certainly have been too good for her.
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Marmalade
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 09 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i940.photobucket.com/albums/ad246/grumpyartman/Screenshot_2013-10-09-20-12-05_2.jpg

I am looking for a courier if anyone is interested in earning. See ad in everything else
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PostPosted: 11:19 - 02 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mendis_09 wrote:
I need fast courier service in Gold Coast. I have to send two packaging one weighting 4 kg and other weighting 2 kg to New York. Any suggestion?


Spam is spam, but for some reason I found this humorous Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:55 - 02 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Knight wrote:
Mendis_09 wrote:
I need fast courier service in Gold Coast. I have to send two packaging one weighting 4 kg and other weighting 2 kg to New York. Any suggestion?


Spam is spam, but for some reason I found this humorous Laughing


Because they don't need a courier, they need a parcel service.
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PostPosted: 11:55 - 02 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cheeseybeaner wrote:

That reminds me an awful lot of the receptionist at KPMG on Arlington Business Park...Just ridden from Sussex in heavy pissing rain all the way up the motorway only to be greeted by that idle jobsworth trying to complain about 'her' floor getting wet...Talk about doing a thankless job.

I hope you shook yourself off like a wet cat!
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PostPosted: 13:07 - 02 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mendis_09 wrote:
Any suggestion?



Go suck a d!ck?
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PostPosted: 13:49 - 02 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I picked up a package from Dunstable at around 11.30am and got it all the way to Paisley in something like 5 1/2 hours which was an average speed of 72 mph when moving (not allowing for one fuel stop, 50 mph sections etc). The last few miles going round Glasgow in rush hour was nice.
It was need for a presentation so when I got it there, I got it signed by the receptionist (who apparently held onto it for about 25 minutes) and I grabbed a coffee next door, in the euphoria of getting it there on time, I forgot to phone the customer with the proof of delivery straight away and it was only when they phoned me the next day to enquire "what kept me"!!! WTF!

I emailed him my google latitude logs proving what time I left (as there was some confusion as to the exact time) & what time I got there and screen captured my Tom tom rider with the average speed logged.
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PostPosted: 16:25 - 02 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Knight wrote:

Spam is spam, but for some reason I found this humorous Laughing


https://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSmBtgWrit7-0vFHLj21z9m0_1CZXaKsPyzj4DWg1JydfJaI8zX
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