Wiping.

[c_dug]

Seated or standing?
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[-Matt-]

Standing. Ive been told its a really weird habit by many people

To me its weirder to not check your shit looks okay and also semi dunk your hand into a toilet bowl to wipe. Less time sat on the toilet the better

[Shinigami]

[P.addy]

Sitting, otherwise piss drips into pants as you can't really shakey shake

[The Shaggy D.A.]

You maintain buttock spread whilst sitting. Stand, and your arse becomes a shitty Rorschach inkblot test.
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[ljade]

standing.

there is no other way!

and yes Conan, i rejoined the forum to vote. i feel that strongly

[c_dug]

Hahaha, you will be proven wrong.

I'm surprised at the number of standers, I didn't even know it was an option until this morning!
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[Islander]

[groovylee]

Standing for me, you bunch of sitting down weirdos lol
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[daemonoid]

[D O G]

I'm a stander, but when I own my own place I will be having a bidet for damn sure.

[Ste]

I only wipe when standing if I'm shitting whilst standing.

[Doovy]

I lean.

To the left, if you were wondering.
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[_Will_]

I wouldn't say standing, chest virtually on knees bent over forwards, arse in air buttocks spread.

How the feck do you wipe whilst still sat down?
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[D O G]

[Walloper]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

[Knightsy]

Squatting with a front lean.

You get the spread of sitting, and the ease of access the standing provides.
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[Fisty]

Shit in the shower. Use showerhead to wash fecal matter down the plug and wash anus. Time, water and money saving.
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[The Artist]

Half and half ftw.

[Shinigami]

stand up,
wrap fist in toilet paper,
insert fist,
wiggle about,
don't sit down for a week


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[BravoCharlie]

and there i thought this was gonna be another boring 'how to wipe rain off the visor' thread.

good thing i read it, or i'd have left you guys thinking i wipe with my index finger...


i go for a sort of front lean, gaining access and keeping an even spread.

what a strange thursday this has turned out to be...
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[Clutchy]

Always been a stander but recently found my self sitting down and doing it, twice in one month infact (other times standing).


May well consider to mix it up.
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[yampug]

royal wipers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ5rbPlsdHw

[Suntan Sid]