30 reasons why James Blunt is a C***t

WizardofNos · Crazy Courier Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Karma :

30 reasons why James Blunt is a C***T Shocked

"Marmite pop star James Blunt has been returning perfectly crafted smackdowns at trolls who take a pop at him on Twitter."

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/12/31/26-reasons-why-james-blunt-won-at-twitter-in-2013/
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P.addy · Red Rocket Joined: 14 Feb 2008 Karma :

Gotta hand it to him, he is pretty good at comebacks.

Easter Bunny · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Aug 2010 Karma :

Probably employed a team to do it
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Rogue_Shadow · World Chat Champion Joined: 10 May 2012 Karma :

I'm a JB fan ... that's James Blunt, not Jive Bunny Laughing

He does the whole twitter thing himself, he's mentioned it a few times during interviews.
Although I'm biased, he's a nicer bloke than the media makes him out to be. I think the majority would agree if they did abit of reading Thumbs Up

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Rigga · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Nov 2012 Karma :

I once saw him present buzzcocks or have I got news for you and he was piss funny, very sharp Thumbs Up

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Howling TerrorOutOfOffice · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Dec 2008 Karma :

The bloke is intelligent and articulate and I hate his muzak with a deep passion.
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JonB · Afraid of Mileage Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Karma :

I've seen him live twice. Unlike most shows he has some character, some of which you can see through his Twitter feed.
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J4mes · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Mar 2011 Karma :

With a wonderfully rhyming name like Blunt, the squeaky voice of a 5 year old and 6 years spent in the Army, I'm sure he developed the ability to bat insults and abuse away pretty quickly all by himself. Thumbs Up

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Tungtvann · World Chat Champion Joined: 07 Dec 2012 Karma :

I don't think it's anything to do with the actual physical side of being in the army, more the fact you're working with loads of guys who pass the time by constantly ripping into each other. I'm sure it's the same for rig workers, miners, fisherman etc. Anything where you're away doing a sometimes shitty job, in shitty places with a bunch of others 24/7 for months at a time.

Certainly toughened me up, anyway! I'm a lot different to now I was before I joined up.

Minty · World Chat Champion Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Karma :

I am still trying to work out what word C***t is?

Comet is the best I can do. Neutral

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P.addy · Red Rocket Joined: 14 Feb 2008 Karma :

<Walloper accent>

Carnt

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Derivative · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Aug 2010 Karma :

I assume he gets quite a few commenters. It's not that difficult to produce a decent comeback when you can pick and choose who to reply to.

Suntan Sid · World Chat Champion Joined: 07 May 2009 Karma :

I'd give him 24hr pre flounce time on BCF, tops!

We should invite him over for a lesson in deep trolling! Laughing

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Wafer_Thin_Ham · Super Spammer Joined: 18 Nov 2005 Karma :

From what I've seen he does have quite a sharp sense of humour anyway.
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metalangel · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Feb 2009 Karma :

The radio playing Beautiful over and over and over made me hate him, but seeing him on Buzzcocks and Top Gear made me like him. I suspect it's a similar thing to Hugh Grant - pandering to the women's magazines fawning over him being a 'hunk' because it makes him money, when he's actually nothing like they're imagining he is. The same sort of drivel made me think George Clooney was a plonker until I saw Three Kings.

Plus, the legend of how Blunt prevented WW3 from kicking off in Bosnia was entertaining.
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-Matt- · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Apr 2013 Karma :

Presuming its not a little media-savvy twitter PR team at work, quite amusing and decent responses, made me laugh either way Laughing

Not a fan of the music, but I could listen to him retaliating to people like that all day for amusement based on that Thumbs Up