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| Eddie Hitler |
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 Posted: 00:15 - 03 Feb 2014 Post subject: Annoying riders on the road.. *boring thread alert* |
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Don't you just hate it when you get lectured by a rider who thinks they know it all? In this thread I will attempt to challenge this.
It happened the other day. A rider on a 125 came hurtling around a corner at 50-60mph, almost taking me out. I turned around and caught up with him at the next set of traffic lights. By this point I had cooled down enough to have a normal conversation with him. As I pulled alongside, he was faffing about with a set of handlebar muffs.
He mentioned he did 40,000 miles a year, which certifies him to take corners at either the speed he did just before, or at a slower 30mph. 90 degree corners he didn't mention, but the biker community knows that when we involve degrees into conversations things get technical, so I'll leave it there. My anger from what happened before vanished. I was astounded by this guys skill, when he then mentions he could have taken it even faster! I asked how? By hanging off the bike. Unreal. Man I was getting jealous by this point.
But then it went downhill. He began whining about how no one agreed that his Honda CBF125 was the best handling bike ever. Whilst I think it's a fantastic little bike (minus the rust), there were far better bikes out there. When I quizzed him about his previous experience, I got shot down because his list was extensive. A few 125's, even a 500cc!
By this point, the lights turned green. Dumfounded by this random guys knowledge, I had to push my motorbike off the road and have a lie down. I saw him ride into the distance, correcting riders as he went. I couldn't move for hours. Finally, I stood up and wrote a book about the experience.
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 Posted: 00:31 - 03 Feb 2014 Post subject: Re: Annoying riders on the road.. *boring thread alert* |
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| Eddie Hitler wrote: | Don't you just hate it when you get lectured by a rider who thinks they know it all? In this thread I will attempt to challenge this.
It happened the other day. A rider on a 125 came hurtling around a corner at 50-60mph, almost taking me out. I turned around and caught up with him at the next set of traffic lights. By this point I had cooled down enough to have a normal conversation with him. As I pulled alongside, he was faffing about with a set of handlebar muffs.
He mentioned he did 40,000 miles a year, which certifies him to take corners at either the speed he did just before, or at a slower 30mph. 90 degree corners he didn't mention, but the biker community knows that when we involve degrees into conversations things get technical, so I'll leave it there. My anger from what happened before vanished. I was astounded by this guys skill, when he then mentions he could have taken it even faster! I asked how? By hanging off the bike. Unreal. Man I was getting jealous by this point.
But then it went downhill. He began whining about how no one agreed that his Honda CBF125 was the best handling bike ever. Whilst I think it's a fantastic little bike (minus the rust), there were far better bikes out there. When I quizzed him about his previous experience, I got shot down because his list was extensive. A few 125's, even a 500cc!
By this point, the lights turned green. Dumfounded by this random guys knowledge, I had to push my motorbike off the road and have a lie down. I saw him ride into the distance, correcting riders as he went. I couldn't move for hours. Finally, I stood up and wrote a book about the experience.
It never sold. |
I think I know that guy he's quite a prick too. Made an account on a bike forum that he thought was full of mature bike riders instead turns out it was like being back at play school with all the immaturity.
They even wrote posts about how shit he is at riding but no one gave a shit because everyone licks each others ass. He thought it was immature enough but when he saw that someone had posted about him he was quite amazed at how "adults" could behave like 10 year olds.
Surprisingly everyone else agreed with the poster and rated it funny but if the guy did that to another member of the forum he was a complete as shoe and would get his post rated flame. But as this wasn't that annoying shit rider nobody cared and they all chipped in with very similar comments but they all found it quite funny even the mods didn't really give much of a shit as inexperienced L plate riders aren't important and would get them selves killed on a bike anyway. |
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If you're gonna be an ass about it, next time I wont talk to either of you at the lights  |
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even your mates think your shit!
https://www.facebook.com/mikesaa309?ref=tn_tnmn
Michael Whitney
21 January.So some stupid blind cow pulls out on me at the roundabout at the bottom of London road and when I try to have a word with her she just ignores me. Obviously knows she did something wrong..
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Moses McCrone Im pretty sure you're just a terrible motorist 21 January at 23:12..
Michael Whitney I'm still alive for now aren't I? :p 21 January at 23:13 ____________________ zzr600 |
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| mic wrote: | even your mates think your shit!
https://www.facebook.com/mikesaa309?ref=tn_tnmn
Michael Whitney
21 January.So some stupid blind cow pulls out on me at the roundabout at the bottom of London road and when I try to have a word with her she just ignores me. Obviously knows she did something wrong..
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Moses McCrone Im pretty sure you're just a terrible motorist 21 January at 23:12..
Michael Whitney I'm still alive for now aren't I? :p 21 January at 23:13 |
you stalking my face book now? And that's banter not someone being an asshole. |
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So, just to sum up before I got to bed, we've discovered the following -
1) OP hasn't done 40K.
2) OP is a DevianTART
3) OP is right about having no chance with wimminz
Good night's work BCF, never change  ____________________ 18:54:48 Rob Fzs: jews don't give away stuff for free
18:54:59 Rob Fzs: unless its their clothes/ hair/ golden teeth |
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 Posted: 00:57 - 03 Feb 2014 Post subject: Re: Annoying riders on the road.. *boring thread alert* |
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[quote="mic]
would be 'shopped anyway, computer geek ahoy
https://mikesaa309.deviantart.com/[/quote]
Okay your obviously intentially pissing me off now not that anyone gives a flying fuck but the fact I get stick for calling someone a prick and now your linking my Facebook profile is just fucking ridiculous.
I don't give a shit what you call me but that's just out of line man seriously grow the fuck up. You can call me a shit rider or gay or whatever the fuck you want but when you still linking personal profiles especially to the assholes on here that's just fucked up. |
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 Posted: 01:00 - 03 Feb 2014 Post subject: Re: Annoying riders on the road.. *boring thread alert* |
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now your using personal images? also that's of the crashed CBF as my bike has the other engine in I have another one with 38 000 on it ill post tomorrow. |
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 Posted: 01:02 - 03 Feb 2014 Post subject: Re: Annoying riders on the road.. *boring thread alert* |
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Fucking classic.
Nice find.
Now Mike. Turn off your computer, go to bed and get a good nights sleep, before that hole you're digging gets any deeper. |
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 Posted: 01:04 - 03 Feb 2014 Post subject: Re: Annoying riders on the road.. *boring thread alert* |
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| mikesaa309 wrote: | I'd expect better from people that are suppose to be adults especially as they've said I'm dangerous already and now saying I'm a pussy for not doing a potentially dangerous maneuver. |
I'm having a laugh, but if I have to be the one to say this I will. You have to take BCF less seriously. We are adults, have a wealth of experience and surprisingly not a complete bunch of dicks. If you post numerous topics, then disregard advice and take things far too personally, then people will start taking the mick.
All I can suggest is to step back, read everything again, chill out and stop being so defensive. Things you say, for example "everyone hates L platers", got me annoyed. It's such a large statement that's completely untrue, and you say it as if it's a total fact.
You are still at the start of your motorcycling career so to speak. You do not know everything. The same way I know nothing. There's so much to learn, and this forum has the people with that experience and are more than willing to help you. People on here do far higher mileages, travel across the world, everything.
As regards to your Facebook, I noticed it's exactly the same username as your BCF profile. Try mixing it up so it's harder to find. |
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FWIW, I don't particularly doubt the mileage, because invention requires imagination, and a mind whose reach exceeds its grasp.
Because I like to believe the best of people, I do hope this is a long troll played to perfection. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 11 years, 332 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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