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c-m
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PostPosted: 19:05 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: List things that will ALWAYS look GOOD on bikes. Reply with quote

For a balance to the other thread.

I'll start it off.

1) Girls

https://defylife.co.uk/assets/images/posts/chicks_dig_dakars.png


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PostPosted: 19:14 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me.
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PostPosted: 19:16 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

pdg wrote:
Me.


Me too.
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PostPosted: 19:22 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tyres
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PostPosted: 19:36 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lubricated chain.
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PostPosted: 19:37 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Re: List things that will ALWAYS looks GOOD on bikes. Reply with quote

c-m wrote:
1) Girls

Strongly disagree. I can see manky tarts anywhere: draping them over a bike which they can't ride and aren't interested in does neither party any favours.

If that is your thing though: https://www.biketits.com/

It's about what you'd imagine from the URL.
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PostPosted: 19:41 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Re: List things that will ALWAYS looks GOOD on bikes. Reply with quote

Indeed; girls that CAN ride bikes, yes.

It doesn't look like she can.
And she's on a BMW and not the good one either Smile.

1) Dirt/mud.
Bikes are supposed to be ridden, not ornaments! Smile
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PostPosted: 19:48 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Handlebars Embarassed
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PostPosted: 19:50 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread is fail IMO.


Tag it NSFW and just get on with it. Wink
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PostPosted: 20:04 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

HT wrote:
Lubricated chain.


That would make a real mess of my belt drive.
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PostPosted: 20:07 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 20:12 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Highly sexual Ti full exhaust systems with horny welds and all the colours of the rainbow in them?

And works of art expansion chamber's on 2strokes with the pro bare metal look and about 20cones all perfectly welded together to dribble over! Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:19 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

stevo as b4 wrote:
Highly sexual Ti full exhaust systems with horny welds and all the colours of the rainbow in them?

And works of art expansion chamber's on 2strokes with the pro bare metal look and about 20cones all perfectly welded together to dribble over! Laughing


That, a billion times over.

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PostPosted: 20:49 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:
stevo as b4 wrote:
Highly sexual Ti full exhaust systems with horny welds and all the colours of the rainbow in them?

And works of art expansion chamber's on 2strokes with the pro bare metal look and about 20cones all perfectly welded together to dribble over! Laughing


That, a billion times over.

https://raresportbikesforsale.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/custom-2.jpg


That looks like a polyp I sneezed out once.
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PostPosted: 20:54 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Garden fucking gnomes.

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PostPosted: 20:59 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Orange circles and orange "M".
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PostPosted: 21:02 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

A non-standard exhaust.


Double bubble screens

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PostPosted: 21:06 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clutchy wrote:

Double bubble screens

Only if they're clear Smile.
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PostPosted: 21:21 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bona fide Carbon Fibre.

But IMO there ain't a lot that looks good that isn't meant to be there. So I doubt this thread will make 8 pages.

A frame, tank, engine, forks, swing arm, seat and wheels will always look good.
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PostPosted: 21:25 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

a total lack of pillion footrest hangers, no passenger, no intention of carrying one
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PostPosted: 21:45 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Turbochargers
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PostPosted: 22:01 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lockwire.
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PostPosted: 22:02 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Superchargers


Corrected it for you.
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PostPosted: 22:07 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

That thing that's really cool....

ME!

No seriously, I think bikini fairings and the handlebars from cafe raceers are awesome, not so keen on the backend myself but the front end always gets me going.

And like stevo said, a fancy, home made two stroke expansion chamber.
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PostPosted: 22:28 - 05 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eddie Hitler wrote:
pdg wrote:
Me.


Me too.


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