I'm not even being racist..

[illuminateTHE...]

But Asian and especially Indian drivers are terrible.
Every single time I've been knocked off the driver happened to be Indian or Pakistani.

Now today I was in an accident. Some Indian girl in a vw polo decided to pull into my lane when I was slowing down for the traffic lights. Lucky for me I managed to keep the bike upright between my legs. After the cunt hit me she drove off . I had to chase her down, then she started shedding crocodile tears once i got her to stop.

Now I looked at the damage, thank God it was minor. Her paint was transferred onto my side panel. I demanded 50 pounds and escorted her to Sainsbury's so she could use the cash point. She then hands over the cash whilst tears were pouring down her face, I felt like telling the bish to stfu.

Now once I got home I inspected the damage again, and guess what the paint that was transferred onto my panel just rubbed off with ease. I felt bad for the bish as she is now down 50 pounds, I hope I've taught this girl a lesson regarding observation.


Beware of the Asians, their food may be nice but they can't drive for shit.
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[Conzar]

I think you need to look at your riding skills rather than the ethnicity of drivers.
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[instigator]

It's always gonna be a good topic when the OP starts off with, "I'm not being racist but..."

[drbaig]

I am not even being funny but IlluminateTHEmind is a racist cunt.




see the irony ?
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[lihp]

You have had more accidents in 18 months, than I have had in my 10 years on the road.

You need to evaluate your abilities.

[Minty]

Obvious troll is obvious. Please do not feed the trolls, place arms, fingers or any other sticky out bits into the troll enclosure...etcs.
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[weasley]

As a counterpoint, I have driven and ridden past millions of other motorists, a significant portion of whom will have been Asian and Indian.

Get this... not a single one of them has ever run into me.

The only accident I have ever had was caused by the elderly wife of a vicar. There is a 100% correlation between my accidents and vicar's wives. They make a nice afternoon tea but can't drive for shit.
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[Minty]

In the OP's defense, I too ride the same roads as him and have had no accidents.

Wait, I'm not sure where I am heading with this.......
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[Sabs]

Isn't marching someone to a cashpoint and demanding money pretty close to mugging them?
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[fatpies]

Actually there is a physiological difference between Asian eyes and white peoples' eyes.

Its to do with reference markers and masking, plus the scanning is horizontal as opposed to vertical.

It is described in more depth here:

https://www.sharp-sighted.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=85&Itemid=153

However people can adapt due to environmental changes and use a 3rd scanning method.


Of course this does not excuse your bad driving skills.

I think maybe you suffer from:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect

[DiscoBiscuit]

To people claiming it's OP's fault, you weren't there so it's irrelevant how many crashes you have/ have not had as the scenario is different every time. Unlucky about the crash but well done for stopping her. If you feel like a right bastard report her for fleeing the scene of an accident. That'll teach em'.

[Minty]

https://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/vp/image/1383/16/1383167598339.jpg
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[illuminateTHE...]

[wots]

I also do the same roads as you, the one time I was nudged (which is what it sounds like here), it was a mum in her mummy wagon at mummy time and she just didn't know the size of the thing. I didn't demand money from her, in fact it sounds like you pretty much held her up for money!

I avoid mummy time when walking.

Whoops, mumsnet are going to be all over me now, for stereotyping.
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[Conzar]

[DiscoBiscuit]

[Ste]

You should report it to the police so that you get your side of the story in before she contacts the police.

[Monkeypony]

[Saltire]

I ride through Glasgows Southside nearly every day and thats basically Pakistan so your argument is invalid.

[fozzym]

I'd be more worried about poeple who think it's ok to use intimidation tactics in order to extort money.

[wots]

Point to note, it was very foggy in our area this morning, thick in places. Is it at all possible that she was struggling to see, therefore as I did this morning I was accounting for other road users' poor obs. Because I had a couple of people pull out on me this morning, but I left extra room and expected them to do stupid shit!
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[Conzar]

Maybe OP is ghey
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[_mjs_]

Playing devil's advocate here but I tend to agree, although it's not 'Asians' I find that are dangerous drivers but Pakistanis.

Prince Naz, Lord Ahmed, Amir Khan, it's like a rite of passage for Pakistanis in the public eye to kill people at the wheel of the car.

Isn't it also revealing how places like Birmingham and Bradford have the highest rate of car insurance claims?

If I had a little more time on my hands I'd post up some links about 'cash for crash' scams too, the names and photos tell you all you need to know.

TLDR;

https://cdn.meme.li/instances/300x300/47165058.jpg
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[The Disapproving Brit]

I'm not even being abusive, but every single time illuminateTHEmind has been knocked off, it's been illuminateTHEmind on the bike.

Seriously, when you only passed your CBT 18 months ago, and you're already starting a sentence with the phrase "Every time I've had an accident...", there's a very strong chance that the common factor in all your accidents is YOU.
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