motorbike fund

[IwannaRide12]

forget I said anything, I do have a job and work 40+ hours a week

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[wizzzard]

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Zeitgeist / Addendum / Moving forward

[pinkyfloyd]

Wait, You want us to pay for your motorcycle?

Howe about no!

[Chalky.]

[BravoCharlie]

i didn't know we could do this?!


in that case, i too, would like help. i have terminal heartburn on my big toe, y'see, and i'm worried that it won't be long before i lose it. thus, if all of you were to generously donate a fiver each, i could maybe buy a Ducati Panigale and maybe even insure it.


thanks in advance guys,

a poorly rider with a heartburn ridden toe.
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[wizzzard]

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Zeitgeist / Addendum / Moving forward

[lihp]

[Rowey]

This really annoys me. How can some people be so narcissistic that they feel so self entitled to my hard earned money.

I worked hard at school, went to college and uni. Amassed debts getting my education. I worked hard all the way from shitty minimum wage jobs to now an aircraft mechanic. I work a hard 48hrs a week, and last week worked eight 12 hour shift in a row (that's 96hrs in 8 days!). In my time off I'm studying to earn a better engineering licence.

The money I earn is saved, I scrimp and I live well within my means. I am generous, I buy my family, girlfriend and friends food, drinks and gifts. They deserve it for the support they've given me growing up.

I was taught to manage my money properly. I can afford to buy and maintain a bike I enjoy. I have done for the last ten years from 20 year old 125's to my mint low miler ninja.

There are people on this forum who work harder than me, earn less and yet are able to own a bike.

Now convince me why you, an employed, 40hr+ week worker, deserves my money more than I do? I'll warn you though, it is futile.

TLDR: Fuck off twunt
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[Rogerborg]

[pinkyfloyd]

Nah Roger, He cant be a pikey. They dont ask for donations they just steal it.
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[Commuter_Tim]

I find it hilarious that spammers and beggers still think they're going to get anything but abuse here ...you would think word would have gotten around
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The above post is most likely nonsensical.

I ride a Bandit 600... badly.

[lihp]

[wizzzard]

[Clutchy]

If you post a vid of you eating your own poo ill give you a tenner.



Show me how badly you want a bike



SUPERPONSE
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[Ste]

[Clutchy]

[GhostRider]

Wow, what fucking planet do you live on OP?

GhostRider
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[P.addy]

[Ste]

That was on offtopic.com so you could try pimping yourself on there or craigslist.

Brushing teeth with shit has already been done so the only way you could make money would be to come up with something even more shockingly wrong.

[P.addy]

[Ste]

Well go and post on offtopic and craigslist to see what people will pay you to do. Don't forget to posts links here to your threads.

A shit enema whilst someone is diarrheaing in your mouth?
Collect shits from unflushed public toilets and use them for brushing your teeth or for your shit curry or pancakes?
See how many pints of bull cum you can down before vomitting?
Blind taste testing to see if you identify various different animal shit by eating them?

I can't think of any examples, but there must be something (that's legal) that you could do with G's dog or more likely, something that G's dog could do with you.

[Bubbs]

OP I've hidden money behind some old plaster in a house I'm renovating. If you can find it with a hammer and chisel you can have it.
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[Raffles]

Is it any wonder that new members decide to not hang around when they are treated like this?
The poor fella's only asking for a few grand....Give him a break.
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