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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 20:28 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
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What crash? Thinking
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PostPosted: 20:32 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Re: My first potentially major crash Reply with quote
mikesaa309 wrote:
Re: My first potentially major crash.


You had a near hit.
This is not considered a major crash. Rolling Eyes
If/when you have a major crash...you will know about it...
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PostPosted: 20:38 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Re: My first potentially major crash Reply with quote
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Luckily as there was nothing coming at this point I was able to move into the opposite lane.

That's a matter of perspective.
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Re: My first potentially major crash Reply with quote
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So I was coming down the A6 which is a road with hatch markings Very Happy I was behind two cars and two vans and started overtaking. Then as I pass the second car the first van decides he's gonna overtake the van in front and without looking just swung out.

Luckily as there was nothing coming at this point I was able to move into the opposite lane. Had to clench my butt cheeks though.

U R GAY! lol
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PostPosted: 21:07 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Okay. I've seen a lot of threads from you, and at first I was unsure why people give you a bit of a hard time. Then the more you went on, I found myself rolling my eyes at your posts, and now I just think you should have your ability to start new threads revoked.
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Thats not...

What...

I don't even...

Thats not a crash. It's not even a bump. It's a "maybe if" at best. *sigh*

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PostPosted: 21:10 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
So, suddenly nothing happened, mind you it happened very suddenly? Confused
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PostPosted: 21:21 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Please please this is my last attempt to tell you to just not post this drivel otherwise I'm gonna start calling you names like twunt and cnut!
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PostPosted: 21:21 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Andy_Pagin wrote:
So, suddenly nothing happened, mind you it happened very suddenly? Confused


Arse clenchingly suddenly by the sounds but isn't that the best way?
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PostPosted: 21:24 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
O.P =

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PostPosted: 21:30 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Re: My first potentially major crash Reply with quote
mikesaa309 wrote:
So I was coming down the A6 which is a road.

Luckily as there was nothing coming at this point I was able to move into the opposite lane.


People like you are he ones that get road speed limits reduced to unusable low speeds.

In my opinion you should be clubbed to death instead of seals!
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wouldn't have occurred on a larger capacity bike.
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Re: My first potentially major crash Reply with quote
Tungtvann wrote:
mikesaa309 wrote:
So I was coming down the A6 which is a road with hatch markings Very Happy I was behind two cars and two vans and started overtaking. Then as I pass the second car the first van decides he's gonna overtake the van in front and without looking just swung out.

Luckily as there was nothing coming at this point I was able to move into the opposite lane. Had to clench my butt cheeks though.

U R GAY! lol


mikesaa309 wrote:
Bounce!


Too late. Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:56 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Re: My first potentially major crash Reply with quote
recman wrote:

Too late. Laughing


yep Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 22:05 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Re: My first potentially major crash Reply with quote
You can delete your 1st post, but quotes live on forever.

mikesaa309 wrote:
So I was coming down the A6 which is a road with hatch markings Very Happy I was behind two cars and two vans and started overtaking. Then as I pass the second car the first van decides he's gonna overtake the van in front and without looking just swung out.

Luckily as there was nothing coming at this point I was able to move into the opposite lane. Had to clench my butt cheeks though.
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
This morning, I was going to pull out, but there was a bus on the road, which I didn't see, but it could have hit me.

Apart from it was raining this morning, so I didn't get the bike out the garage.

But if I did get the bike out the garage, then I might have been on the road and the bus might have killed me

[/true story]
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PostPosted: 23:03 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
I also don't recall saying I crashed in the first place? I titled it first potentially major crash not first major crash which for those who don't know means it could have potentially been a major crash if he'd managed to hit me.

The driver was probably someone of bcf. Whoever it was, better luck next time.
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PostPosted: 23:08 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
I potentially won the lottery but I didnt buy a ticket Thumbs Up
On the other hand,I have been T boned by a car at 50mph,its nothing to joke about.
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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 23:12 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
mikesaa309 wrote:
I also don't recall saying I crashed in the first place? I titled it first potentially major crash not first major crash which for those who don't know means it could have potentially been a major crash if he'd managed to hit me.

The driver was probably someone of bcf. Whoever it was, better luck next time.


Ah, I see what happened now, it was your grammar that crashed, not you.
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PostPosted: 23:58 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Taken from Wiki.

Yawning

Quote:
A yawn is a reflex consisting of the simultaneous inhalation of air and the stretching of the eardrums, followed by an exhalation of breath. Pandiculation is the act of yawning and stretching simultaneously.

Yawning most often occurs in adults immediately before and after sleep, during tedious activities and as a result of its infectious quality. It is commonly associated with tiredness, stress, overwork, lack of stimulation and boredom, though studies show it may be linked to the cooling of the brain. In humans, yawning is often triggered by others yawning (e.g., seeing a person yawning, talking to someone on the phone who is yawning) and is a typical example of positive feedback.

This "infectious" yawning has also been observed in chimpanzees, dogs, and can occur across species. Approximately 20 physiological reasons for yawning have been proposed by scholars, but there is little agreement about its main functions.


This, a description of yawning, is (amazingly) far more enthralling than the drivel you spout. Laughing .
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PostPosted: 00:02 - 16 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
GTFO more people need to enemy this dick or Korn needs to make it so his threads don't show up for me.


Might un-enemy as I'm sure I release some anger every time I down rate you. Hurt
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PostPosted: 08:33 - 16 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Northern Monkey wrote:
This morning, I was going to pull out, but there was a bus on the road, which I didn't see, but it could have hit me.

Apart from it was raining this morning, so I didn't get the bike out the garage.

But if I did get the bike out the garage, then I might have been on the road and the bus might have killed me

[/true story]

Sit down and catch your breath, and I'll make you a nice cup of hot, sweet tea.

On topic, I guess the question for OP is: why were you overtaking by (I infer) trying to squeeze past using a hatched central area, rather than being way over on the RHS of the road if you could see that it was clear?

People pull out without looking. White vans especially do that. Surely you've noticed this? Ride as though they have poor obs. Ride as though they'll do the stupidest thing imaginable. In fact, ask yourself "If that were me, what would I do?"
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PostPosted: 09:38 - 16 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rogerborg wrote:

People pull out without looking. White vans especially do that. Surely you've noticed this? Ride as though they have poor obs. Ride as though they'll do the stupidest thing imaginable. In fact, ask yourself "If that were me, what would I do?"


This.

When overtaking more than 1 vehicle at a time, you ALWAYS run the risk that one of the other cars in the queue is going to have the same idea as you.

Be alert to this, and all will be well.
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