Unpaid, going to 'compensate' myself

[fatpies]

So one of the places I work at is probably going to go under, 3 weeks late with wages and the director keeps vanishing on the day we get paid.

I understand this means that the company is probably going to go belly up. However I still have all my keycards and I happen to have all the master passwords (not linked to me).

So on Monday I'm going to go there with a long wheel base Merc and 'compensate' myself for the lack of pay.

My question is BCF what should I prioritize when I pick them clean?

I have my eye on their electronic whiteboards which new are £2000 each (they have 6 of them and I can fit all of them only taking up 1/4 of the space in the van also their photo copiers. But what else?

They have lots of office furniture, which is worthless, some old contract Dell PCs. Text books, security cameras etc. They do have a trolly (of about 50) cheap laptops the kind you find in Tesco or Asda. I am of course going to take the CCTV DVR HDDs!

There is only so much I can fit into the back of a van and I doubt I am going to have all day to pick them clean at my leisure.




Talking to them appears not to be an option as the director is always on the way out and oh it must be the bank. I fully expect them to liquidate and therefore going through the courts is not going to be an option.


Secondly other than ebay where exactly do I offload this stuff without getting gouged?
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[Clutchy]

LOL you robbing a school?



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[CarlosCBR]

Small school with only 6 whiteboards!
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[Marmalade]

someone you trust the other end of the country with an ebay account, flog, stating new line, 25 in stock blah blah to divert attention and cancel when 6 are sold.

No guilt, they know it's all over, they know you won't be getting paid but you are still there being taken the piss out of. do it.
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[Commuter_Tim]

Whilst I agree, and would like to think I would do the same in your situation...
Is it really a good idea to publicize plans for potentially criminal activity on BCF? (not that I know fuck all about the law, but I generally just think the logical thing, then assume the opposite is law)
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[Thorn]

Are you going to sell the goods at discounted prices to BCF members?
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[Andy_Pagin]

Re-arrange these words....

act the prison under theft offence leading its to an
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[DSK]

This has the Darwin awards all over it. “ I am going to rob my place of work. I've convinced myself its fair 'compensation' the courts are bound to agree.......

Oh and step 1 of masterplan = write about it including vehicle and shopping list on the internet. “

My tip to you. Don't pick up the soap.
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[Al]

What happens if the place doesn't go under and they pay you but then find out you've robbed all their shit.

There's will only be one way out....

Raoul moat.
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[Boris the spider]

What was that phrase from a great movie... ?



"Stupid is as stupid does"
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Yes I'm a pig....And yes... The working public do pay my wages. Tho I contribute to your benefits you lazy c##t. You do not pay my wages. So go fcuk yourself.

[Tungtvann]

See, the cops are always watching and never off duty!

[Ste]

WTF are you planning to do with six £2k electric whiteboards, who's going to buy those off you?

You'll be wanting electrical items that are easy to sell. Gumtree or eBay would be the easy places to flog stuff but not locally and not necessarily too soon after you liberate the stuff.

[angryjonny]

By long-wheel-based-Merc I thought you meant an S Class limo. Briefly.

That is all I have to add.

[Tracey Suntan-King]

I think this is really good idea. Just think of how much money you'll save on living expenses when you're in the clink.
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[Pete.]

[BTTD]

Morally you may be in the right, but is it worth the ball ache and risk?
Realistically if they haven't paid you, they most probably haven't paid for the whiteboards either.
Could you contact the supplier and offer a recovery for their stock? Probably not, and I doubt it's any more legal than just robbing them.

[Suntan Sid]

If the Director knows the place is going under, he'll be in there removing stuff himself, before the receivers get their grubby hands on it!
Mr Pies might be fighting him for it before the day's out!
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[andyscooter]

worked for a place that sold tobbacco products that went bump

owners told us to take what we wanted

other lads took fags tobacco ectect

i took all the zippo lighters
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[sidewinder]

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[gavcarter]

Forget electronics........each one has a serial number and they WILL have a record of it.

untraceable good are the way to go. ink cartridges, paper, those worthless chairs you mentioned.
dont tell the world and as mentioned get a friend to ebay from miles and miles away.

[recman]

Awaits 'Turns out they weren't in trouble after all but I was gonna nick all their stuff, honest' post.

[bamt]

Or "Turns out they weren't in trouble, but went under when someone nicked all their whiteboards and IT kit and they couldn't afford to replace them"

[Pete.]

Lack of response from the OP suggests a reasonably successful cast of the trolling line
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132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[slowlydoesit]

[Al]

He's alway banging on about some looming financial disaster thats just around the corner on here but I'm guessing he's thought better of this heist.

Either that or he's on the run to Spain in his sprinter van with a load of unsellable whiteboards.
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