Prom transport

[Hazman72]

Hello I was wondering if anyone knew of any bike groups in or around the West Midlands and were willing to take me to prom on a fleet of bikes at a reasonable price, if anyone knows of any group email me, greensill.harry@gmail.com it would be much appreciated.

[Tracey Suntan-King]

These guys?

Fireworks included


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[Rogerborg]

I imagine this sort of Rememberingest foggitry.

It may not work quite as well with a bunch of YBRs and shagged out Bandits.
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[Clutchy]

I heard the hells angels specialise in this
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[loxilane]

Only one possible group to give you the most appropriate start to your evening: https://youtu.be/qJyzxHGM2YE

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

Prom??? Fucking PROM????

What manner of festering shite is this??

Christ alive - what happened to leaving school with puke down your donkey jacket, waking up the next morning to find yourself on a YTS in brick laying, followed by 10 years on the dole.

Prom - ahahahahaa!!! You cunt.
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[deadwolf]

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I reckon they'll be able to squeeze you in if you chuck 'em some petrol money.
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[1cyl]

Troll obvious.
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[1198]

I'll do it on my Chinese 125 - though you need to supply your own crash hat...

[N cee thirty]

some attention seeker did it at my prom, and it was shite.

Get a Ferrari or something cool to drop you off, not a load of old hairy men , most likely accountants on cruisers.
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[Tracey Suntan-King]

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

I keep reading the thread title as "Pron transport" and wondering why there's no NSFW tag.
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[Hokum]

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Have you tried these people/company?

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image from here for reference.


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[Ariel Badger]

OP if you are a girl and half fit I would suggest that you go and knock on the door of the local 1% club in Brum but I guess that you are not a girl by your email. You could still try the knock on the door but if you do could you post photos of the aftermath?
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[yen_powell]

Get a jack hammer, compressor, a few cubic metres of C10 concrete and some local bus company diversion signs, a streetworks certificate and a hi viz vest.

Find the nearest bus route, remove two bus stop flag posts.

Place one at your start point, then place one at the prom location (this one may already be in place if it's the school, saving you time).

Place diversion signs accordingly. Note:- Only do this last part just as you need it, they won't fall for it twice.
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[Furrybiker]

Well it isnt a daft as it sounds. In NE London a group are taking a lad to his prom, with the loudest bikes that can be found. He requested a matte black Panigale to deliver him, they could only find a red one.

While he is being jack the lad at the prom, the riders will be back at his folks place at a "Thank you" barbie.

Ya miserable bunch!

[Rogerborg]

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[Tracey Suntan-King]

[Rogerborg]

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[Ariel Badger]

I never actually left school, I just stopped going to school. After i did my GCSEs I was supposed to still attend every day as part of my sixth form induction however I had no intention of joining the lower sixth and got a job polishing brass cocks and taps. School was not at all pleased.

Edit... My school was incredibly posh, we had assembly in Latin.
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[i.p.phrealy]

my school wasn't! the only time we had an assembly was when the head wanted to bollock the entire school in one go because some kids had been fighting/letting off fireworks/shoplifting/burning down the music block.

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