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joe g
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PostPosted: 17:25 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: did i catch the aids? Reply with quote

thanks for the advice Laughing

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PostPosted: 17:36 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes......of course you are you dirty boy 😕😂😇.

Dunk it in Dettol for a week and see if it improves or just drops off......

P.S. I am not a Doctor......better advice may be available......
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PostPosted: 17:39 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds more like Ebola to me. There's a lot of it about.


Get yourself to the local GUM clinic. It's not quite the trial by fire you'd imagine. Remember, everyone else in that waiting room is as dirty and disgusting as you.
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PostPosted: 17:43 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Since when smell indicates Aids? Confused

https://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140730/1000/daily_gifdump_676_21.gif

EDIT: Anyway, smelly piss indicates a couple of things. Not enough water in your body (drink more) or a infection, but that'd also make your pride red or painful (like pissing sand).

By the way, how's the colour of your piss? If darker yellow, it's the water thing. If darker brown, your liver might be giving up. Also some food colours and makes your piss smell, if you stop eating that, it'll clear up.

Also, it takes quite some time till the Aids or rather HIV even starts, not just a week.
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PostPosted: 17:44 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think Nexus was right. Better chop off your willy before it spreads mate. Ebola is dangerous stuff.
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PostPosted: 17:53 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are very dirty and I will have to go away and clean my keyboard after replying to you post. I felt dirty just reading it.
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PostPosted: 17:56 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Re: did i catch the aids? Reply with quote

joe g wrote:
seriously.

Was bored went on tinder, banged slut. She had the smelliest fanny ever, but was hot so i hit it anyway Neutral Now like a week later my piss is starting to smell pretty bad, nothing else but it's freaking me out Shocked am i gonna die?

Enjoy your gonorrhoea Thumbs Up

Most likely get a UTI from her, most common way younger men get them
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PostPosted: 18:01 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why the fuck would you not wrap it up when you knew she had a smelly fanny. Damn!

You deserve an STI for being this negligent. Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:07 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

drbaig wrote:
Why the fuck would you not wrap it up when you knew she had a smelly fanny. Damn!

You deserve an STI for being this negligent. Laughing


Laughing Laughing i did the first couple of times but then just thought fuck it haha

i hope it's just a uti, can i just get some antibiotics from a nurse at the gp if it is?
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PostPosted: 18:13 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

joe g wrote:
drbaig wrote:
Why the fuck would you not wrap it up when you knew she had a smelly fanny. Damn!

You deserve an STI for being this negligent. Laughing


Laughing Laughing i did the first couple of times but then just thought fuck it haha

i hope it's just a uti, can i just get some antibiotics from a nurse at the gp if it is?

you know it

get some cranberry juice down you and pray to jesus lad Praying
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PostPosted: 18:17 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="joe g"]
drbaig wrote:
i hope it's just a uti, can i just get some antibiotics from a nurse at the gp if it is?

Nah, they'll send you to what they used to call the 'Special Clinic' at the local hospital. Not that I'd know. Embarassed
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PostPosted: 18:18 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get yourself down to the clinic and get touched up sunshine!
It's always a fun day out but all the best Very Happy
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PostPosted: 18:22 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah, they'll test his piss if they're any good at all, simple and cheap and instant results
probably got protein and leukocytes in your piss
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PostPosted: 18:30 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was her name Charlotte? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0sJpliF_bk
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PostPosted: 18:56 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or Betty? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOp9V23LTnE
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PostPosted: 19:00 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

she was a nurse so i thought obviously she'd take care of herself Laughing

she was proper dirty though Laughing Laughing only reason i stopped seeing her is because she was crazy, told me she loved me after i'd known her for a week.

fuck my life Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:23 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Re: did i catch the aids? Reply with quote

joe g wrote:
seriously.

Was bored went on tinder, banged slut. She had the smallest fanny ever, but was hot so i hit it anyway Neutral Now like a week later my piss is starting to smell pretty bad, nothing else but it's freaking me out Shocked am i gonna die?


Am I the only one who read it like that at first then?
Maybe I'm just seeing what I want to see...

Either way, looks like Covent.Gardens is going to have his title of Clap Champion taken off him. Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:26 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Re: did i catch the aids? Reply with quote

Commuter_Tim wrote:
joe g wrote:
seriously.

Was bored went on tinder, banged slut. She had the smallest fanny ever, but was hot so i hit it anyway Neutral Now like a week later my piss is starting to smell pretty bad, nothing else but it's freaking me out Shocked am i gonna die?


Am I the only one who read it like that at first then?
Maybe I'm just seeing what I want to see...

Either way, looks like Covent.Gardens is going to have his title of Clap Champion taken off him. Laughing


That's exactly how I read it. Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:53 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Re: did i catch the aids? Reply with quote

[quote="joe g"
banged slut. She had the smelliest fanny ever,[/quote]

You bang sluts .
You can discern the grades of smelly fannies.

You deserve to die, and you definitely have the DOOM, death will be slow and painful, the palliative's help a little, but who gives a fuk, your fault for having despicably low standards, bye-bye.

How much you wanting for the bike ?
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PostPosted: 20:08 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Re: did i catch the aids? Reply with quote

delsol wrote:
How much you wanting for the bike ?


She is free to anyone on Tinder.
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PostPosted: 20:20 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

joe g wrote:
she was proper dirty though Laughing Laughing


Should have done her in the Gary then. Wink

Less chance of an STI plus the bonus of the look on her face as you yell "surprise" and ram it her tradesmans.
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PostPosted: 21:00 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Re: did i catch the aids? Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:
She is free to anyone on Tinder.


We know that she is, but how much for the bike ?
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Re: did i catch the aids? Reply with quote

Alpha-9 wrote:
joe g wrote:
seriously.

Was bored went on tinder, banged slut. She had the smelliest fanny ever, but was hot so i hit it anyway Neutral Now like a week later my piss is starting to smell pretty bad, nothing else but it's freaking me out Shocked am i gonna die?

Enjoy your gonorrhoea Thumbs Up

Most likely get a UTI from her, most common way younger men get them


Unlikely

https://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Urinary-tract-infection-adults/Pages/Diagnosis.aspx

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you're a man – UTIs are uncommon in men, so it's important to rule out other possible causes of the symptoms
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PostPosted: 21:45 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have galloping nob rot.

Brings back memories of my weekly trips to my local gu clinic. I had my own parking space at one point. But yeah a simple piss test should suffice, then it could be antibiotics or a knob scrape with the dreaded cotton bud umbrella. Man that'll make your toes curl.
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PostPosted: 21:52 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've had the swab (umbrella) and I can tell you it's not pleasant or fun but you have two nurses holding you cock so hey it's one of those things haha.
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