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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 19:01 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: I have a massive dilema about a very dodgy bike! Reply with quote

SV in Birmingham with a lose wire near the clocks. Obviously it could be nothing but what if it is part of a suicide bomb? I did not see the rider but he could be a Muslim/Irish. Do I need to report this to MI5? Oh and there was a bit of a mark on the frame as if the rider had been carrying an AK47 or a rocket launcher. Should I get involved?
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PostPosted: 19:02 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi

Sounds nasty. Better do the controlled explosion yourself immediately.

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PostPosted: 19:04 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

as long as his speedo was workin I wouldn't bother. Wink
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PostPosted: 19:06 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does it have a matching win wire?
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PostPosted: 19:09 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Copycat73 wrote:
as long as his speedo was workin I wouldn't bother. Wink

Fair enough!
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PostPosted: 19:21 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

If the powerband has arabic writing on it, leave the area immediately.
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PostPosted: 19:29 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm no doctor but it sounds like that loose wire could be the cause of the latest ebola outbreak, you should report it directly to Jesus or the paedophiles will molest all our kittens.
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PostPosted: 19:33 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 19:41 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

did you nod at it?
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PostPosted: 19:53 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wotcha.

Was the subframe twisted ? . . . . all dodgy bikes have a twisted subframe.
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PostPosted: 20:26 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Re: I have a massive dilema about a very dodgy bike! Reply with quote

An SV650?

Better put the rider out of their misery soon.
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PostPosted: 21:11 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've always been told a drilled sump plug is a sure sign of criminal tendencies did you check
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PostPosted: 21:33 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had it got a drilled subframe to make it lighter
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PostPosted: 21:33 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had it got a drilled subframe to make it lighter
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PostPosted: 21:58 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

If the sprocket is welded then report that shit to Obama immediately!
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PostPosted: 22:08 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did you take note of the condition of the chain?
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PostPosted: 22:16 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

SV you say? Thinking

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PostPosted: 22:16 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:31 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Re: I have a massive dilema about a very dodgy bike! Reply with quote

G wrote:
An SV650?

Better put the rider out of their misery soon.


Like the 1000cc version is any better. Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:56 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was his tax disc displayed though?
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PostPosted: 23:23 - 31 Jul 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait for the rider to come back.

Ride past him as he starts the bike.

If he nod's at you, he's a terrorist wrong-un. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 03:50 - 01 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think you can all calm down. It's a well known fact that terrorists use Burkha's.
If all you can see are the bottoms of two wheels and a burkha with the letters O-X-F-O-R-D on it then you'd better run like f**k. Laughing
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PostPosted: 07:18 - 01 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

bikertomm wrote:
Wait for the rider to come back.

Ride past him as he starts the bike.

If he nod's at you, he's a terrorist wrong-un. Thumbs Up


I thought terrorists didn't nod!! I've been doing it wrong all my biking life. Do you think MI5 are on to me?

At least I can now be sure all those Harley riders aren't terrorists. That's a weight off my mind.
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PostPosted: 07:49 - 01 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

You need to quickly run to the nearest butcher's, buy ten kilograms of pork and dump the lot on the bike. Ought to defuse any halal explosives they've packed it with.
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PostPosted: 09:10 - 01 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you kick the tyres and they seem good, then it's okay to buy it.
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