I have a massive dilema about a very dodgy bike!

[Ariel Badger]

SV in Birmingham with a lose wire near the clocks. Obviously it could be nothing but what if it is part of a suicide bomb? I did not see the rider but he could be a Muslim/Irish. Do I need to report this to MI5? Oh and there was a bit of a mark on the frame as if the rider had been carrying an AK47 or a rocket launcher. Should I get involved?
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[Kickstart]

Hi

Sounds nasty. Better do the controlled explosion yourself immediately.

All the best

Keith
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[Copycat73]

as long as his speedo was workin I wouldn't bother.
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

Does it have a matching win wire?
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[Ben90]

If the powerband has arabic writing on it, leave the area immediately.
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[_mjs_]

I'm no doctor but it sounds like that loose wire could be the cause of the latest ebola outbreak, you should report it directly to Jesus or the paedophiles will molest all our kittens.
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Did you sniff the seat? Did it smell of almonds?

Return and sniff the seat.
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[Jenks]

did you nod at it?
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[Lone-Wolf]

Wotcha.

Was the subframe twisted ? . . . . all dodgy bikes have a twisted subframe.
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[G]

An SV650?

Better put the rider out of their misery soon.

[Dibble]

I've always been told a drilled sump plug is a sure sign of criminal tendencies did you check

[andyscooter]

Had it got a drilled subframe to make it lighter
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[andyscooter]

Had it got a drilled subframe to make it lighter
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[ADSrox0r]

If the sprocket is welded then report that shit to Obama immediately!

[dodsi]

Did you take note of the condition of the chain?

[RhynoCZ]

SV you say?

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[Moo.]

Was his tax disc displayed though?
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[bikertomm]

Wait for the rider to come back.

Ride past him as he starts the bike.

If he nod's at you, he's a terrorist wrong-un.
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[mentalboy]

I think you can all calm down. It's a well known fact that terrorists use Burkha's.
If all you can see are the bottoms of two wheels and a burkha with the letters O-X-F-O-R-D on it then you'd better run like f**k.
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[deadwolf]

You need to quickly run to the nearest butcher's, buy ten kilograms of pork and dump the lot on the bike. Ought to defuse any halal explosives they've packed it with.
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[dydey90]

If you kick the tyres and they seem good, then it's okay to buy it.
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