Small, insignificant things that naff you off

[GeorgeB.]

After reading PhilDawson's thread in General Chat, I was thinking about things that don't really matter in the grand scheme of things but are still annoying.

One of my biggest peeves is that the satchet of soy sauce for Pot Noodles and King Pot Noodles are exactly the same size. I find the sauce to noodle ratio in regular sized pots to be perfect. However, when I'm feeling hungrier, and opt for a king it all goes to shit!

What annoys you, BCF?
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[Dalemac]

I can't stand people who eat with their mouths open or make loads of noise when eating. No idea why it angers me so much, I wish I could just ignore it....
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I'm gonna be politically correct, so I'm gonna say: ,,I can't stand people with beliefs that they are trying to explain to me or say, that their beliefs are right and the science and commons sense is not.''

Other than that, there's nobody that could actually piss me off.
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[Rowey]

I can't stand people doing a half arsed/sub-par job when doing the same job properly and thoroughly would take near enough the same amount of time, effort or save time in the future.

Stuff like cleaning up kitchen things. Taking the extra couple of minutes to rinse the stuff first, stops everything coming out of the water greasy. I'm losing my shit at the moment with having to rewash things before I use them.
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mindless drivel threads wit no real purpose ...
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You've all evidently never eaten one of these.

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People who go "Rrrrrraaaaaaaaarrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh" while they yawn.

People who go "Whooooooooooooshooooooooooooo" when they sneeze.

People who go "Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" after a sip of a drink.

People who go "Schack, schack, schack, schak" as they chew gum.

People who make any unnecessary noises whilst doing anything.

People who make noises.

People.
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[hedgehugger]

crumbs in the butter
someone else using MY mug

totally agree with the annoying noisy eaters.

[Tamsin]

everything

[DrDonnyBrago]

People who play music out loud in public.

Often to be found with a shiny sticker on their baseball cap.

[wr6133]

The guy I saw eating sushi last weekend who was spreading the wasabi over the top in a huge thick layer like butter then puring soy all over the lot. He then proceeded to nearly vomit on eating. Dunno why but this irritated me beyond belief.

The click noise of people cutting their nails. Makes me want to cut their throats.

The chav up the road that insists on loading 2 pillions on the back of his chinky 125 KTM lookalike thing and ragging up and down the road in 1st gear as the un-helmeted school girls he probably plans to nonce scream their heads off. Makes me want to buy some caltrops and spread them over the road.

Lidl brand Orange juice with bits..... pith is not juicy bits.

People you deliver a 19.99 order too in the dark and they then don't turn the porch light on and want their penny change..... tight, inconsiderate cunts.

The taxi driver that visits his whore of daughter across the road from me at all hours and instead of parking nicely in the car park just parks across its entrance blocking the car park or sometime parks in the road blocking the entire road....... inconsiderate, ignorant cunt

The nurse that prescribes me packs of 50 tramadol (docs do 100) meaning I have to constantly get repeats at £8.05 a time.

That's just a few, I'm an angry bitter bastard so could type pages and pages of pointless things that piss me off.

[MarJay]

People who insist on using Speakerphone in the office when other people are trying to have normal telephone calls. They then shout to make their caller hear what they are saying, and disrupt everyone else.

Parents who swear at their kids in public. No word of a lie I once heard a woman shout at her 5 or 6 year old "Dwayne! Stop calling me a c*nt now else you'll be F*king sorry!" In fact, badly behaved kids in general too.

People who use nefarious methods to queue jump on the road (in a car or van) and then hold you up afterwards.

Coronation Street. I don't know why but it just makes me want to claw my own eyes out.

Emmerdale. See above

'Reality' TV. Not as bad as the two above, but it still makes me feel a bit queasy.

Boy racers in Corsas which are stupendously loud but glacially slow. At least if you're going fast you aren't annoying people for extended periods of time.

People who use religion and theological arguments to try to trump science. Science is not a religion, Twunthole! Science works even if you don't believe in it...

VW Camper vans. Don't get me started. This is a thread in itself.

Guy Martin. Tries too hard to be one of the boys, but is actually a highly paid layabout who talks too quickly. If he won a TT I might have a bit more respect, but he knows how to play the media game. I wouldn't mind if he was honest about it, but he's not. He pretends to be the bloke next door, but drives an Aston Martin and has a V Due in his living room "But I'm a truck mechanic, boss!" ugh.

Peter Mandelson - Need I say more?

Shia Leboeuf - What a moron. Seriously? This guy is a candidate for supposed hollywood stardom? Ok, so which producer's compromising photos does he hold?

Casey Stoner. Whining little gobsh*te. Glad he ran back to Australia to fail at racing saloon cars.

Toyota Prius drivers. They may have supposed envirocars but they drive in an aggressive and pretty dangerous way on the whole. Not only that, they are seriously holier-than-thou when you catch them outside of their cars.
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