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Vracktal
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PostPosted: 21:24 - 07 Sep 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 21:29 - 07 Sep 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
I really hope that wall hit you fucking hard, and that it comes round later to finish the job.

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Also, you'd better get fucking blamed and hammered by insurance, cunt.
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"When I ride, I feel as if I transcend consciousness and enter a different dimension full of instinct."


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Good thing you bought a welder you can weld your ribs back together
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PostPosted: 21:39 - 07 Sep 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
you took a photo of the vehicle that you bounced off and just forgot to post it didnt you.
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PostPosted: 21:41 - 07 Sep 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Please tell me that the home-owner whose wall you just destroyed came out and kicked you stoutly in the gonads for your trouble.
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PostPosted: 23:00 - 07 Sep 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Is that an R6 in the back of that van?
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PostPosted: 23:02 - 07 Sep 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
why not rotate your potato 90 deg so your pics arent like that?
hope the sprocket is ok.
lucky you werent on the imaginary r6.
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PostPosted: 00:36 - 08 Sep 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Am I missing something here.

I am definitely not aware.

But I'll join in. I'll laugh awkwardly though.

Someone tell me what the joke is God Dammit!
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Imagine having a lottery ticket in your hands, and watching the draw live, as all your numbers come up. ALL of your numbers. You've won the fucking jackpot. Then you realise, that's last weeks ticket you're holding - you forgot to play this week. Now you know how I feel after seeing your crashed bike, only to learn that you appear to have escaped serious injury.
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PostPosted: 02:18 - 08 Sep 2014    Post subject: Re: T boned ended up through a wall. Reply with quote
BodyGuard wrote:
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PostPosted: 02:27 - 08 Sep 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
BodyGuard wrote:
Shame about my bike though going to cause me quite a bit of inconvenience nothing I can't handle though.

Not really, t's a zombie, it's been dead for months but you refused to put it out of it's misery. Now it may rest in pieces.
Motorcycling time-out and inconvenience may help you appreciate it that much better when you can get back on the road, act more responsibly and take better care of your bike... but I'm not overly optimistic on that one.
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BodyGuard wrote:
I should be dead or worse a dribbling dunce.


One out of two ain't bad.
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You've been fixing your brakes again haven't you?
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First crashed bike ever that Paddy wont make an offer on?
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PostPosted: 06:33 - 08 Sep 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
So we won't be seeing you on a bike for a while.

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PostPosted: 06:34 - 08 Sep 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Could be interesting what the insurance assessor will say if you have one look over your bike.
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PostPosted: 06:48 - 08 Sep 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Might get a nice new bike out of it Thumbs Up
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