Hey lads.

420AlreadyBla... · Derestricted Danger Joined: 14 Oct 2014 Karma :

Recently picked myself up a 2002 Yamaha R6, can I hear all my carb boys say EEEEEYOOOO? Fuck fuel injection, ninjas. Anyway, I did my CBT yesterday and sorted my insurance and I've been having a right blast since. This is my first ever bike and I with my fresh on the block mid-life crisis since my wife left me for Jerome the "milk man"(That's what they call him on the streets, and in the sheets. Evil or Very Mad

) and I'm back living at my parents once again. Given the recent discovery that I could not even ride my wife well enough for her to stay with me, I decided to embark on an adventure as to where I would still get a nice tickle on my gonads as I straddle a bitch, and that's where choosing to become a motorcyclist came into play. Whilst chasing the dream of being younger again I found myself stumbling across some of my old hip hop CD's, although most of them are royally ducked. I mean fucked, ducking iPhone auto-correct. So I begun chasing them on YouTube to be greeted by the old classic of which is "DMX - Ruff Ryders Anthem"(I think most of you know how it goes, OHHH, NOOOO, THAT'S HOW RUFF RYDERS ROLL!) - I have since ordered a plain cut vest, a Ruff Ryders iron on patch and a chrome war style helmet, I have been practicing 1st gear clutch wheelies in my little close all day whilst the neighbors kids cheer me on, they think I'm a real stunt man and I told them I was friends with Evil Knievel, it's so fucking lols.

I'm looking to open a Salisbury Ruff Ryders chapter, would there be anyone else here that's interested in this? If so let me know and I'll ask my nephew and his friends(Blazer, Crazer, Phazer and Lazer) if their little group would like to make us a new Ruff Ryders anthem.

Hope to meet some of you soon. Mr. Green

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Tungtvann · World Chat Champion Joined: 07 Dec 2012 Karma :

Yes, blud. Salisbury you say? Right near me, fam. Let me know when you're about and we can RYDE OR DIE NIGGA!

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Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

yo yo yo

y u no get an R1?

1st gear clutch wheelies? Laughing

da fuq is wrong with you? It'll come up easily on the powah, should only need to clutch it up in 2nd or 3rd.

Blazer, Crazer, Phazer and Lazer? srsly? Laughing

come blazin in Trowbridge, got some dank stinky cheese and some of the best amnesia haze evar.

Northern Monkey · World Chat Champion Joined: 17 Nov 2013 Karma :

I iz 2 far norf 2 join your krew.

Can I join wiv skype instead.

We will be like de mostest bassass teleconference krew eva
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Az · World Chat Champion Joined: 16 Apr 2013 Karma :

Obvious troll, but it still made me laugh Laughing

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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Nov 2012 Karma :

Haha - this is a great one!!

Who is this?!?
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Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

£2.50?

And there's no ruff ryders chapters in the UK yet?

How to Become a Ruff Ryder
3. Pay the required Prospect Packet Amount of $310 via Paypal, Credit or Debit Card directly on the site.

Thinking

y u only doing wheelies on a close with 10mph limit and kids in the road? there are better place!

and you don't need an ashtray to smoke whilst riding. Wink

A boy band with only four members is kinda faggy, everyone knows that boy bands have five members!

come blazin if you're for real!

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Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

Pirating the brand? Fuck that, if you're going to pirate something then pirate something cool. Liar

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You're purdy, please lemme be your baby mumma
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Fucking lol who is this? I've got a fiver on Paddy
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Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

I'd hope that it's not any of the BCF regulars cos it's a very poor trolling attempt!

WD Forte · World Chat Champion Joined: 17 Jun 2010 Karma :

You got a CBT?
Christ, there's no stopping you is there?
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SQL · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 Aug 2012 Karma :

Should have got a YZF125R everybody knows they rule the endz