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notbike
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PostPosted: 10:26 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Stat chart Reply with quote

So I came across this template in a thread on another forum, its kinda like a forum "game". All you do is copy and paste pic below onto paint (click link, didnt wanna post two images cause they're big and it would look spastic) - do a really shitty paint drawing of yourself and fill in your stats.

https://i.imgur.com/DtVlvMf.png

Since it was a pretty interesting thread, I wanna see if BCF's appreciation for MS paint drawings will make an interesting thread here too. Anyway here's mine:

https://i.imgur.com/AtWH2mW.png

Go go go Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:48 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a load of B*llocks.
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PostPosted: 11:55 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Someone has got too much time on his hands. Tut Tut
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PostPosted: 12:07 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like how spirituality is directly linked to "open mindedness". In this case, open mindedness mean gullibility.
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PostPosted: 12:09 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

snoosnoo wrote:
I like how spirituality is directly linked to "open mindedness". In this case, open mindedness mean gullibility.


As a pastafarian, I find your comments offensive
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PostPosted: 12:16 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 12:40 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Northern Monkey wrote:
snoosnoo wrote:
I like how spirituality is directly linked to "open mindedness". In this case, open mindedness mean gullibility.


As a pastafarian, I find your comments offensive


I did mean to say, I consider myself open minded (willing to change my views given evidence) but I'm not "spiritual".
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PostPosted: 13:36 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

snoosnoo wrote:
I like how spirituality is directly linked to "open mindedness". In this case, open mindedness mean gullibility.
I just read it as the 'Dr Quack' stat.
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PostPosted: 14:22 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

In psychological terms, Spirituality is what gets you out of bed in the morning, and is not necessarily related to religion.

But obviously if I did this stupid paint excercise I'd have full stats because I'm awesome. But, as others have said:

https://rs1img.memecdn.com/ain-amp-039-t-nobody-got-time-for-that_o_1582005.jpg
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PostPosted: 14:26 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 14:42 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarJay wrote:
In psychological terms, Spirituality is what gets you out of bed in the morning, and is not necessarily related to religion.

But obviously if I did this stupid paint excercise I'd have full stats because I'm awesome. But, as others have said:



The alarm on my phone gets me out of bed in the morning.

Are you saying I own a spiritual iphone?
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PostPosted: 14:46 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Northern Monkey wrote:
MarJay wrote:
In psychological terms, Spirituality is what gets you out of bed in the morning, and is not necessarily related to religion.

But obviously if I did this stupid paint excercise I'd have full stats because I'm awesome. But, as others have said:



The alarm on my phone gets me out of bed in the morning.

Are you saying I own a spiritual iphone?


I think I must have a spiritual bladder.
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PostPosted: 14:49 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 16:14 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

You thinking of jacking your degree for psychology?
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PostPosted: 16:20 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lmfao okay thread didn't go as planned but should've expected that.

Spiritual bladder.. Spiritual iPhone.. Yeah sounds more BCF lmao

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PostPosted: 16:47 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 17:26 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL - "No time for dat" replies from a load of people with nothing better to do than post how busy they are Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:19 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 20:38 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

OP kindly take your faggotry back to soc

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PostPosted: 21:30 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Matt B wrote:
LOL - "No time for dat" replies from a load of people with nothing better to do than post how busy they are Thumbs Up




Was bored at work, took ~30seconds to post that picture, would of taken a lot longer to make one of those charts Middle Finger
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PostPosted: 23:05 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

deadwolf wrote:
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Haha fucking hell that was golden
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PostPosted: 07:40 - 30 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Matt B wrote:
LOL - "No time for dat" replies from a load of people with nothing better to do than post how busy they are Thumbs Up


Google "nobody aint got time for that", post first result. 15 seconds.

Mess around making a stat chart in paint? At least half an hour, maybe more if you make the pictures decent. "Nobody aint got time for that".
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PostPosted: 11:55 - 30 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarJay wrote:
At least half an hour, maybe more if you make the pictures decent.


:') mine genuinely took me 10 minutes and I'm by no means artsy fartsy
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PostPosted: 12:48 - 30 Oct 2014    Post subject: Re: Stat chart Reply with quote

Meef wrote:
Stat chart...

Stat as in Statistics?
Statistics as in Lies, damn lies and statistics?

...I'll pass Confused
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