Pooing on bike

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Was on the way home yesterday arvo on the R6-125(Found out the R6 I was sold was a R125, pretty good cause I've been flying the looney warrior flag), and had some very unfortunate bowel movements kick in. Nipped in me bud a little but after sitting behind some wanker on a bicycle in spandex(He had a really nice bum, didn't want to miss out), I ended up letting rip a little fart, thought nothing of it, you know, just an air bubble in me brake line you know, when all of a sudden the biggest gush of full on sh*t comes flying out of my arsehole and proceeds to fill my underwear.... In my leathers... By the time I had got home, it was everywhere inside my leathers, down my legs(All 3) and everything. Anyway, I was just wondering if anyone else has had a similar experience on the bike?

Oh, and what will be the best way to clean them up? The stench is really bad.

[Ste]

[doggone]

Sell on ebay

[Clutchy]

You're not supposed to clean leathers...
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[wr6133]

Pour battery acid down your leathers while wearing them. Will remove all trace of shit inside them

[Andy S]

Firstly

Secondly, how the fudge do you mistake a R125 for an R6?

[bikertomm]

iirc fish fingers left at the bottom of the leathers overnight for 4 days should help.
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[Conzar]

I had a close call once, had to run into a packed pub on Sunday once, that scared me a bit.
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[duhawkz]

If the powah of an R125 made you shit yourself than its good job you didn't buy an R6 otherwise you have probably imploded
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[Rogerborg]

A pro-tip is to pop a tampon in there after your boyfriend has finished with you. Just don't forget about it: toxic shock is a nasty way to go.
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[sickpup]

Is this (D)Ollie again?

[Rigga]

You need some anti follow through cream, otherwise known as AFT 50
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[sickpup]

The (D)Ollie checklist.

1. Drug references. Check
2. Homosexual references. Check
3. Talks utter bollocks. Check

I reckon its him.

[Andy_Pagin]

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[Dave500]

I smell shit...Bullshit
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4/10
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