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Skudd
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PostPosted: 12:47 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Her Stuff Reply with quote

Her stuff keeps appearing in my house.

The bedroom gets clothes, brushes, hair dryers, deodorants, creams, phone chargers, toys, slippers.

The bathroom gets wet wipes, her type of shampoo, razors and towels keep getting picked up off the floor and the shower mat gets changed before it get mouldy

The kitchen is getting her kitchen tools, knives, spoons bowls, baking trays

The garden, well she has filled a shed with stuff and has loads of stuff like pony trap, kids bike and such like under the carport.

She stocks the fridge and cupboards with stuff she likes, such as riveta, cheese, veg, salad.

Should I be worried?
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PostPosted: 12:50 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 12:51 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Re: Her Stuff Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
Should I be worried?


Only if you've given her a key... Shocked
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PostPosted: 12:53 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Re: Her Stuff Reply with quote

Clanger wrote:
Skudd wrote:
Should I be worried?


Only if you've given her a key... Shocked


Oooops. Shocked She has had one for a while now.
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PostPosted: 13:05 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Re: Her Stuff Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
Clanger wrote:
Only if you've given her a key... Shocked


Oooops. Shocked She has had one for a while now.


Ahh, well you're doomed!

To set precedence before key-giving, you should have emptied a drawer and said 'this is your space to use'. Thus setting out the boundaries. Something she would understand.

Post-key giving = open season. Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:08 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Forgot to say............. she brought her own set of drawers for the bedroom Shocked
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PostPosted: 13:09 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why should you worry? A lovely woman wants to share your space, and your towels don't go mouldy anymore. I know shampoo is not an issue for you (!) but surely you'll be enjoying those wet wipes?

Sounds like a result to me.
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PostPosted: 13:51 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Has your kitchen been re-arranged yet and is she tutting at you for how you load the dishwasher?
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PostPosted: 13:53 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

As long as she lets you get involved with the toys in the bedroom you're ok.

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PostPosted: 14:08 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just you wait, next it will be cushions. Before I can sit or lay on anything at my missus house I have to remove half a dozen cushions. Rolling Eyes She even does it herself. First thing she does before going to bed is to throw all the cushions on the bed off Rolling Eyes . Never ask why they do it, they don't like that...
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PostPosted: 14:15 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

UBFester wrote:
Has your kitchen been re-arranged yet and is she tutting at you for how you load the dishwasher?


She keeps putting the chopping board on the wrong side of the counter.
I don't have a dishwasher anymore, but she does keep on washing the dishes before I'm ready.

She even brought the milk she likes (green top) instead of my milk (red top)
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PostPosted: 14:18 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Solve problems before they start - remove the toilet seat.
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PostPosted: 14:19 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Each time you stay at hers, sneak her stuff back in,.
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PostPosted: 14:29 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

has she given you a potted plant yet?

thats when you know to GTFO
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PostPosted: 14:53 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 15:11 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait until she moans at you when you wipe your knob on the curtains after sex, then show her the door.
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PostPosted: 15:23 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

chris-red wrote:
Just you wait, next it will be cushions. Before I can sit or lay on anything at my missus house I have to remove half a dozen cushions. Rolling Eyes She even does it herself. First thing she does before going to bed is to throw all the cushions on the bed off Rolling Eyes . Never ask why they do it, they don't like that...


Fukkin' cushions! Bounce! Brick Wall

Wait until she starts "tidying" your stuff then denys having seen it and you find it in a box with all the other stuff you've been looking for months later. The idea that putting every object that isn't yours and you don't know what to do with in a box in a cupboard is the exact opposite of tidying will fall on deaf ears.

You need to set some basic ground rules like:

"You don't take ANY of my stuff to the charity shop without my specific approval."

"Nothing from the garage is to be thrown away, even if it looks like rubbish."

"You don't get to choose the colour if you're not going to help do the painting."*

"I will never open any item of mail addressed to you without your specific permission, I expect you to do the same."

*Edit. In fact. There are only two colours of paint. Magnolia and pure brilliant white.
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PostPosted: 15:35 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Re: Her Stuff Reply with quote

You'll be fine unless she violates the man's holy of holies the ...

Skudd wrote:
well she has filled a shed with stuff



... oh dear Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 15:37 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Re: Her Stuff Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
Her stuff keeps appearing in my house...
Should I be worried?

Only if she boils bunnies.

Otherwise be grateful someone wants to invade your fortress of solitude share your life space.
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PostPosted: 16:32 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Wait until she starts "tidying" your stuff then denys having seen it and you find it in a box with all the other stuff you've been looking for months later.


Our marriage almost never happened, as when the present Mrs Shaggy moved in she tidied my PC's desktop icons.
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PostPosted: 16:34 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why do I get the feeling you are as happy a a pig in shit.
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PostPosted: 17:28 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
but surely you'll be enjoying those wet wipes?

Sounds like a result to me.


Yeah - he's probably got a clean ringpiece for the first time in aeons.
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PostPosted: 18:55 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, it's too late to set any ground rules and she has already moved in a load of stuff.


The only potential positive I can see out of this is ask for gary, half of the rent/mortgage to be paid and welcome her to live there full time. Neutral
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PostPosted: 19:54 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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She even brought the milk she likes (green top) instead of my milk (red top)


You like red top milk?

There truly is no hope you big pansy.

Blue/Gold top FTW, or straight from the cow. Cool
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PostPosted: 20:08 - 24 Nov 2014    Post subject: Re: Her Stuff Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
Her stuff keeps appearing in my house.

The bedroom gets clothes, brushes, hair dryers, deodorants, creams, phone chargers, toys, slippers.
Shocked What kind of toys?
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