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-Matt-
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PostPosted: 22:35 - 08 Feb 2015    Post subject: ''Everything you need to become a good rider'' Reply with quote
Stumbled upon this recently. ''Everything you need to become a good rider'' from the wise folks at at the Norwegian motorcycle union Thinking

Lots of interesting and perhaps useful stuff for new riders... Other parts seem to be attempts at comedy though; maybe its just been lost in translation Whistle
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PostPosted: 22:52 - 08 Feb 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Possibly the funniest thing I've read since the certificate that came with my Soviet era Russian shotgun that solemnly informed me that it had been "thoroughly slushed"
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PostPosted: 23:29 - 08 Feb 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Old, funny but not really.... "Biking News & Issues"
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-Matt-
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PostPosted: 23:45 - 08 Feb 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
It is kind of "Biking News & Issues" Razz - I was directed to it through FEMA'S website. The same people that run the Riderscan survey about motorcycle safety and are 'involved' with lots of EU parliamentary business about motorcycles safety bla bla bla.

I just found it amusing they also provide access to document saying you can 'smell diesel' before you hit it and moose signs guarantee a 'moose crossing' amongst other advice.

Perhaps not serious enough for this section; I apologise Wink
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PostPosted: 22:51 - 13 Feb 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
You can apparently smell the diesel. That's news to me.
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PostPosted: 22:57 - 13 Feb 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Eddie Hitler wrote:
You can apparently smell the diesel. That's news to me.


A lorry managed to dump a good amount of it's uncapped fuel tank along a South Devon road back in October last year and not only could you smell it for about a fortnight afterwards, it was bloody slippery for about ten days - and covered about 1/2 mile in length.
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PostPosted: 10:07 - 14 Feb 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
mentalboy wrote:
Eddie Hitler wrote:
You can apparently smell the diesel. That's news to me.


A lorry managed to dump a good amount of it's uncapped fuel tank along a South Devon road back in October last year and not only could you smell it for about a fortnight afterwards, it was bloody slippery for about ten days - and covered about 1/2 mile in length.


Maybe you won't smell the odd spot, but worse spills you definitely can. I reported one spill to a local authority some years ago, after going to work in the morning, and to their credit it was cleaned up by the time I went home that evening. It was strong enough to make my eyes sting. Not gallons of the stuff, but someone had left a good-sized slick, spread for some yards up the road.
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PostPosted: 15:51 - 15 Feb 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Of course you can smell the diesel.................when your wheels have gorn from under you and you're nose down to the tarmac.
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-Matt-
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PostPosted: 16:46 - 15 Feb 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
LongJohn22 wrote:
Of course you can smell the diesel.................when your wheels have gorn from under you and you're nose down to the tarmac.
That was what I thought when I read it Razz seems it isn't totally wrong afterall going by a few peoples comments, guess I must of never come across a large enough spill luckily Laughing
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