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ScaredyCat
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PostPosted: 07:53 - 12 May 2015    Post subject: Can you be a Dr of Stupid? Reply with quote
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/188253/_bcf/drmb.jpg

1. Not a router
2. It's a series of EMPTY patch panels
3. Is she actually searching for ghosts?
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PostPosted: 08:36 - 12 May 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
I've seen lots of these sorts of things being filmed/photographed before through work. Generally the expert doesn't have much input into the setup of said photograph, the photographer/film director will more or less instruct them into position until they're happy with the shot.
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PostPosted: 09:43 - 12 May 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 10:55 - 12 May 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
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stinkwheel
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PostPosted: 12:34 - 12 May 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
I recently became a Doctor for doing nothing at all.

Went to bed on the 4th of March and woke up a Doctor.

I can understand some people may be a tad miffed about this.
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Matt B
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PostPosted: 13:00 - 12 May 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
stinkwheel wrote:
I recently became a Doctor for doing nothing at all.

Went to bed on the 4th of March and woke up a Doctor.

I can understand some people may be a tad miffed about this.


It is a "courtesy" title bestowed upon you by your own organisation isn't it?
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PostPosted: 13:01 - 12 May 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
stinkwheel wrote:
Went to bed on the 4th of March and woke up a Doctor.

"Dr Stinkwheel, Veterinary Surgeon" though. 8pm on National Geographic. Or possible Alibi, if it's a vet who also fights crime.

I have an MSc, how come I don't get to be "Master Roger"? Mad
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stinkwheel
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PostPosted: 13:23 - 12 May 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Matt B wrote:

It is a "courtesy" title bestowed upon you by your own organisation isn't it?


Yes. Just like medical Doctors who have also only done a bachelors degree. A real doctor has done a PhD.

I'm not going to use it though. Because traditionally surgeons in the UK use the title of Mister and also because it confuses the foreigns.
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PostPosted: 20:06 - 12 May 2015    Post subject: Re: Can you be a Dr of Stupid? Reply with quote
ScaredyCat wrote:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/188253/_bcf/drmb.jpg

1. Not a router
2. It's a series of EMPTY patch panels
3. Is she actually searching for ghosts?


HAHAHAHAHA! What the actual fuck.
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swampy
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PostPosted: 20:44 - 12 May 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
stinkwheel wrote:
Matt B wrote:

It is a "courtesy" title bestowed upon you by your own organisation isn't it?
Yes. Just like medical Doctors who have also only done a bachelors degree.


In fairness they would say they have done two. Although by this logic I should also be called Dr Swampy (and Borg could also get away with 'professor').
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PostPosted: 20:51 - 12 May 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
swampy wrote:
Borg could also get away with 'professor'

'The Professor' is going to be my prison name. It's good to have a plan.
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Matt B
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PostPosted: 11:39 - 13 May 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
The 'real' Doctor is not happy with you using his title...

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stinkwheel
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PostPosted: 12:06 - 13 May 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
swampy wrote:

In fairness they would say they have done two. Although by this logic I should also be called Dr Swampy (and Borg could also get away with 'professor').


They would be wrong if they said that though.

They have done one degree over five years just like I have. They would need to do another year to qualify for two degrees.

You're not a real doctor until you've published and defended a thesis.

EDIT: Ore are a time lord, obviously.
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weasley
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PostPosted: 12:29 - 13 May 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rogerborg wrote:
I have an MSc, how come I don't get to be "Master Roger"? Mad


In the same vein, how come I don't get to be a "Bachelor"?

Oh, wait...
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PostPosted: 14:59 - 13 May 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
You get letters after your name for a BSc, BA MSc etc.

I have letters too. EngTech.
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PostPosted: 15:06 - 13 May 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
dydey90 wrote:
You get letters after your name for a BSc, BA MSc etc.

I have letters too. EngTech.

You know, I would like fries with that. Drooling
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PostPosted: 15:17 - 13 May 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Can you be a Dr. of Stupid?


Yes, yes you can.

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dydey90
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PostPosted: 15:35 - 13 May 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rogerborg wrote:
dydey90 wrote:
You get letters after your name for a BSc, BA MSc etc.

I have letters too. EngTech.

You know, I would like fries with that. Drooling


I think the qualifier is a level 3 NVQ.
I should look at upgrading that to IEng really...
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PostPosted: 09:10 - 14 May 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
dydey90 wrote:
I have letters too. EngTech.


This symbolises the fact that you paid a membership fee to some organisation or other? Wink
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PostPosted: 14:01 - 14 May 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yes, you can.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/11598924/Kanye-West-receives-honorary-doctorate-from-Chicago-Art-Institute.html

Although, i've no idea what kind of 'doctorate' he was gifted, so i'm going to pretend he did a PHD in hobbit studies.
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PostPosted: 16:36 - 15 May 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dale_Mckeown wrote:
Yes, you can.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/11598924/Kanye-West-receives-honorary-doctorate-from-Chicago-Art-Institute.html

Although, i've no idea what kind of 'doctorate' he was gifted, so i'm going to pretend he did a PHD in hobbit studies.


Or leather tracksuit pants
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