Flys and balls

[staffo]

Story time.

Went running today with my dog. In fields. Giant (normal) sized fly goes straight down my throat. Start retching and am sick. Vomit so hard something happens to balls. Feels like someone has punched my gooch and its twisted. Drop to my knees, into sick. Covered in sick. Cannot stand up. Pain. Dog tries to lick sick off me. Prise phone out of pocket and Google twisted bollock symptoms. Fear i will have to call an ambulance.

5 minutes pass and the pain lessens. Managed to get up and slow walk then jog home.

Is this normal? Do I have testicular aids cancer?
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15:58:19 Ste: your spelling it worse than a retards.
15:58:23 Ste: *is

[nowhere.elysium]

I can fap to this.


To answer your question, it is not unheard of to retch so hard it makes most of your core overtense - I've certainly done it, and it feels horrible.
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[Minty]

[pepperami]

[c_dug]

Sounds like cramp in the gooch, I get it sometimes when I'm dying for a piss.

Also I suspect you're a bit of a fanny because as much as it hurts it has never been drop to knees bad!
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[MCN]

Endometriosis.

You can get tablets to help.

Or just a spasm and you pulled a ligament in your crotchet.

Maybe MTFU a wee bit it was only a big fly .


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[staffo]

Haha, can feel it sometimes when I sneeze, like a little tug. But this was that on steroids. Was in some decent pain for a good 5 mins, hense why I suspected I had twisted one.

Fun times
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15:58:19 Ste: your spelling it worse than a retards.
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[weasley]

Not a hernia then? I done had one of them, right in the groin area.
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[MCN]

[staffo]

I'll await a sock offering me a tounge massage then.
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15:58:19 Ste: your spelling it worse than a retards.
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[staffo]

[MCN]

[weasley]

[MCN]

[smegballs]

This thread sounds extremely painful

[Fisty]

[Tracey Suntan-King]

Seriously though, maybe the fly laid some eggs before you sicked it up and they were taking root in your scrotum. Once the eggs had attached, the pain stopped.

In about a week you'll have maggots coming out of your willie.

If they don't come out that means you'll have flies (inside your flies ) and your balls will vibrate every time you pass a cowpat.
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[Polarbear]

[mudcow007]

in three weeks time.........it will have hatched an want out


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[staffo]

I reckon it was a horse fly if that helps with the maggot theories
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[Rogue_Shadow]

You'll even be fine ... or you wont

If only there was a free establishment that you could visit to get advice from trained medical professions.

If only

One day

[staffo]

[The999Kid]