Funny comebacks!

[pepperami]

After reading the thread Stupid Things You`ve Done, I thought about stupid/funny things I said.

I`ll start.
I was in the local Disco with my mates and saw a group of girls.
They were looking at us and we were looking at them.
Anyway, I thought I would pluck up the courage to ask one of them to dance.
I walked over to them and over the noise of the disco said to one of the girls " Would you like to have a dance?"
Quick as a flash she replied "eggh, f*ck off, you`re ugly"
And in a moment of brilliance and just as quickly, I replied in a relly loud voice " You mis-heard me, I said you look fat in that dress"
Her mates fell about laughing and I went back to my mates alone

So what funny quick comebacks have you done in the past?
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[Beehive Bedlam]

'Boring'.

[Pjay]

If you want my comeback, you can wipe it off your wifes teeth.

[Fin]

How much have you had to drink pepperami?

be honest

[dodsi]

Not really a comeback but I once said to a lass in a bar who was wearing a '21st' sash "congratulations on getting to 21 stone " her friends immediately started laughing until they realised their friends feels were damaged.

[pepperami]

Jush a liddle sshin an tonick
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[hellkat]

One of the chaps I occasionally hang out with had split up with his bird and had moved into his grandmother's place temporarily.

He's quite a lad about town, actually a pretty cool geezer but quite cocky with it.

I think I might have damaged his reputation when I said "So you're hanging with the Nan-dem nowadays?"

Everybody else fell about.
Luckily he had a sense of humour about it... ... I think...
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