Road rage

[joemc]

What have you been involved in or done? Hear a few stories of bikers kicking wing mirrors off and such.. should be interesting
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Nsr 125 1990 - written off
Bandit 600 - Alive (for now)

[recman]

Had an old lady totally cut me up once, burned her Micra to the ground with her in it.

[P.addy]

[Beehive Bedlam]

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[joemc]

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I was attached to the front of a car once. They drove off with me on the bonnet. Was a fun day.[/quote]

How?
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Nsr 125 1990 - written off
Bandit 600 - Alive (for now)

[Rogerborg]

[andyscooter]

I dented a car with a three coulered paint job once

Then spoke to him in the pub three days later

He made a mistake I felt guilty

I didn'tgive him mmoney's
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[Val]

Never on a bike. I do all my road rage stuff whilst driving 4x4. Simples.
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Yamaha Fazer FZS 600, MT09, XSR 900

[Beehive Bedlam]

[Dav1son]

Punched a wing mirror off a van in my youth.

He cut me up pulling from a junction. I flashed and beeped.
Received the 2 finger salute.

The next day he had to explain to his boss why he had a mirror missing.



Not overly proud on reflection but I am very susceptible to a case of Road Rage.
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Present: GSXR-750 L0
Past: ZX10R C2H, TL1000R, CBR400 NC29, GPR50RR/RS50

[Bally-]

[M.C]

I filtered past this guy on a KTM once...

[Doink]

I just don't let myself get wound up by it any more, I normally just laugh at the instigators and ride/drive off.

Once I get up close and they clock the size of me they usually shut up anyway.

[Rogerborg]

[Ariel Badger]

40 years ago a car acted a dick in Sheffield by riding on my back wheel, the spanner in my jacket ended up going into his windscreen when I chucked it over my shoulder.
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[Hahadumball]

ive taken a fair few mirrors to be fair, im nowhere near as bad as i used to be...

i may or may not have opened their door and given a little high 5 but missed their hands..

when its dangerous shit i get mad, if i have my other half on the back i get super mad for them endangering her.. though upon reflection chasing them down isn't the smartest idea, though she knows to jump off and wait when im in kill mode.
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[Ste]

I'll road rage the op.

[Val]

[Piercee100]

A few years back, I was filtering through the traffic not far from home when I spotted our resident arsehole neighbour sitting at the lights in his pristine BMW. I filtered to the front and pulled away as usual pulling into the left hand lane checking my mirror as I did so. Then twatface pulled right up the arse of my old clapped out VT500e and despite the outside lane being empty and me doing close to 70 in a 50 he wouldn't pass and kept tooting and shouting about my illegal overtake? So I slowed right down to about 5mph and then he did the whole sliding sideways to overtake whilst wheel spinning away thing. Next day 5am getting ready to leave for work, I found superglue in the ignition barrel of my bike. I knew who had done it, so this was my revenge-

My daughter was teething at the time and had some really terrible nappies. I grabbed two out the bin and gave his white BMW two brown Dodge Viper stripes across his bonnet and then with the remaining contents, I scooped out with my bare hands and wiped it under each door handle (I was a little bit angry) threw the two nappies in his front garden and walked to work.

Never had trouble from him again!
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Rides: Honda H100a (Retired), VT500e (Sold), Kawasaki ZX400 (sold), Kawasaki GT550 (Sold), Suzuki Inazuma (Daily), Honda CD185t (Broken), LML Star 2t (Last run edition).

[Doink]

[MCN]

I was trying to filter past this prick who was driving an Audi 5s on CD plates. He kept blocking me from passing.
One of the passengers rolled his window down and began shooting at me.
I reached in my dinner jacket pocket for my Walther PPK and shot the driver through the open bullet proofed window.
The car careered over the ravine and plunged down into the river as I filtered past the cnuts and continued my journey to the ciminal mastermind's lair.
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Disclaimer: The comments above may be predicted text and not necessarily the opinion of MCN.

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

Whoah cool! What happened then??
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Mobylette Type 50 ---> Raleigh Grifter ---> Neval Minsk 125

[Rogerborg]

Pussy Galore, inevitably.

I still miss Warped.
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[Val]