Below the belt grooming

[duhawkz]

Just seen an advert on tv for Below the belt grooming products you put em' your nads and it keeps them fresh and dry?

Any one tried it, looks like boots are getting it in but its available on amazon.

Here the ad https://youtu.be/PZWMO3JEfWw
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[grr666]

I just use a bit of brick dust, and line me pants with brown paper.
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[Ariel Badger]

I just pluck and wash it with methanol to make it sting and smell nice.
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[roadracejoe]

wire brush & Dettol man myself

[Pjay]

She wants it tidy, she can clean it up.

[Mawsley]

This is not the thread with tips I was looking for.

[dydey90]

[recman]

Shower, ACF50, rinse in the spring.

[t121anf]

[Nexus Icon]

Do people actually suffer with sweaty balls?

I can't say I sweat much at all, from anywhere, and I'm always surprised to see people with massive pit stains and the like. I sometimes may pop a bead of forehead sweat if I'm about to vomit violently but otherwise nothing to speak of.

But balls so sweaty you'd need a product? Surely that's a myth? I see it as preying on the same sort of fears that "feminine freshness" products do.

Namely,

"Ergghhhhhh! You might be that person whose undercarriage stinks! You'd better buy our product now or you're never getting laid again!"
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[duhawkz]

It does seem a bit meterosexual, thats why I thought I'd see if anyone used/would interested in using it
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[Flatbadger]

Stilton for me, it's a handy reason for the pong down there.
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[pepperami]

Male hygiene products, pahh! who needs em?.

I pour boiling water over my giblets, that gets em nice and clean
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[Nobby the Bastard]

You mean you don't shave your nadgers, cock and front garden bald?
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[andys675]

WD40, drives out moisture
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[Stoker]

The Testes (unlike the Ovum) need to be about 3 degrees Celsius cooler than the human body for healthy spermatozoa to survive and be viable, but fuck knows why Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, decided that they (or rather the scrotum) should sweat profusely when a man reaches a certain age/condition.

I first noticed scrotal dampness at about the age of 37, was in a welding job at the time.....high temperatures/poor ventilation may have been a contributing factor although it was worse after a drinking session when I was hanging to bits.

We all used different methods to cope with the unwanted moistness, smearing with vaseline and wearing baggy pants seemed popular, shaving was the least.

Me? Johnsons baby powder works fine, I have the genitals of a baby boy. (Before anyone asks, they're in the attic)

[Alpineandy]

[Suntan Sid]

Ghey!
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[Saraya]

Hubby doesn't sweat loads when awake, but his temp seems to go up a gazillion degrees when he sleeps. The sheet looks like a crime scene outline in summer. And as for the pillow...

I actually bought some of that stuff for my eldest for crimbo. He cycles a lot and often moans about sore bits.

[pepperami]

[fatjames]

My name is fatjames and I get betty swallocks.

Gotta keep myself trim and clean all the time.

[hellkat]

Brush cutter and tractor in the hellkat happy valley.
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[Tracey Suntan-King]

Buzz saw, a man in hi-viz and a skip for the Suntan lady-garden.
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