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duhawkz
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PostPosted: 22:00 - 23 Nov 2016    Post subject: Below the belt grooming Reply with quote

Just seen an advert on tv for Below the belt grooming products you put em' your nads and it keeps them fresh and dry?

Any one tried it, looks like boots are getting it in but its available on amazon.

Here the ad https://youtu.be/PZWMO3JEfWw
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PostPosted: 22:02 - 23 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just use a bit of brick dust, and line me pants with brown paper. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 00:26 - 24 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just pluck and wash it with methanol to make it sting and smell nice.
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PostPosted: 00:35 - 24 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

wire brush & Dettol man myself
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PostPosted: 00:47 - 24 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

She wants it tidy, she can clean it up.
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PostPosted: 04:29 - 24 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is not the thread with tips I was looking for.
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PostPosted: 07:59 - 24 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

roadracejoe wrote:
wire brush & Dettol man myself


Bloody hell. Do you clamp it in a vice while you work too?
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PostPosted: 11:21 - 24 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shower, ACF50, rinse in the spring.
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PostPosted: 13:26 - 24 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pjay wrote:
She wants it tidy, she can clean it up.


She got a full bush like or do you get the hedge trimmers out?
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PostPosted: 13:41 - 24 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do people actually suffer with sweaty balls?

I can't say I sweat much at all, from anywhere, and I'm always surprised to see people with massive pit stains and the like. I sometimes may pop a bead of forehead sweat if I'm about to vomit violently but otherwise nothing to speak of.

But balls so sweaty you'd need a product? Surely that's a myth? I see it as preying on the same sort of fears that "feminine freshness" products do.

Namely,

"Ergghhhhhh! You might be that person whose undercarriage stinks! You'd better buy our product now or you're never getting laid again!"
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PostPosted: 15:22 - 24 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

It does seem a bit meterosexual, thats why I thought I'd see if anyone used/would interested in using it
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PostPosted: 15:36 - 24 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stilton for me, it's a handy reason for the pong down there.
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PostPosted: 16:06 - 24 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pjay wrote:
She wants it tidy, she can clean it up.


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PostPosted: 17:21 - 24 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Male hygiene products, pahh! who needs em?.

I pour boiling water over my giblets, that gets em nice and clean Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:00 - 24 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nexus Icon wrote:
Do people actually suffer with sweaty balls?

I can't say I sweat much at all, from anywhere,

Yes. They do. I sweat a lot, from everywhere. Always have, even minor activity sets me off. At certain times of year it
pours off of me. I have to actively search out salty food or I can go a bit wobbly. I also get a very sweaty arse crack for about
20 mins before I drop the kids off swimming each day.
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PostPosted: 19:15 - 24 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

You mean you don't shave your nadgers, cock and front garden bald?
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PostPosted: 19:42 - 24 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

WD40, drives out moisture
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 24 Nov 2016    Post subject: Batwings Reply with quote

The Testes (unlike the Ovum) need to be about 3 degrees Celsius cooler than the human body for healthy spermatozoa to survive and be viable, but fuck knows why Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, decided that they (or rather the scrotum) should sweat profusely when a man reaches a certain age/condition.

I first noticed scrotal dampness at about the age of 37, was in a welding job at the time.....high temperatures/poor ventilation may have been a contributing factor although it was worse after a drinking session when I was hanging to bits.

We all used different methods to cope with the unwanted moistness, smearing with vaseline and wearing baggy pants seemed popular, shaving was the least.

Me? Johnsons baby powder works fine, I have the genitals of a baby boy. (Before anyone asks, they're in the attic)
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PostPosted: 22:37 - 24 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nexus Icon wrote:
Do people actually suffer with sweaty balls?
I can't say I sweat much at all, from anywhere

I'd guess you're in the minority on that one. Having travelled in a few very hot countries (and London U/Ground in the summer) I can assure you that many people who spend any time in a hot country soon learn to use a beard trimmer below the belt. Having sweat drip off your balls whilst standing in a bus/train in 100+ heat is a really nasty experience... Shocked

Saying that, a quick spray down there with an anti-perspirant deodorant is the norm. Whilst a handful of some gel/cream may be fun to apply occasionally (especially if the right someone else is applying it), IMO it'd need to be very cheap to be a sales success.
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PostPosted: 22:40 - 24 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ghey!
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PostPosted: 09:34 - 25 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hubby doesn't sweat loads when awake, but his temp seems to go up a gazillion degrees when he sleeps. The sheet looks like a crime scene outline in summer. And as for the pillow... Sick

I actually bought some of that stuff for my eldest for crimbo. He cycles a lot and often moans about sore bits.
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PostPosted: 11:12 - 25 Nov 2016    Post subject: Re: Batwings Reply with quote

Stoker wrote:

Me? I have the genitals of a baby boy. (Before anyone asks, they're in the attic)


Shocked Shocked
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PostPosted: 11:42 - 25 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

My name is fatjames and I get betty swallocks.

Gotta keep myself trim and clean all the time.
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PostPosted: 13:12 - 25 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 13:35 - 25 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

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