Wednesday Night Caption Competition!

Bendy · Mrs Sensible Joined: 10 Jun 2002 Karma :

I'm baaaack! Very Happy

Image courtesy of the lovely mister korn...

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Wave2k · G's Stalker Joined: 06 Apr 2004 Karma :

"dont drink and ride"
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Ducati 1299 Panigale
2009 Corvette C6 z51
RS125->CBR400->RXS100->GSXR750K2->Ducati749S->CBR600RR5->TL1000R->DRz400->RSVR1000->Honda VTR SP1->CBR400->GSXR1000K6->Honda H100->CBR600RR3->Ducati1299

White Noise · Mr Dudwee Joined: 17 Dec 2004 Karma :

4x4 driver: sorry mate didn't see ya on your ped
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Buy my wife: 96' Yam XJ600s (Diversion)
Wing Commander White Noise - SE Clique
Riding Tip #86: See God, then back off a bit: Problem is i haven't seen god yet, just a close up of tarmac on revett straight

Flip · Super Spammer Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :

'Right. I'm gonna lie here 'til it snows and then I'll show you how you make an Angel.'

Zoffo · Brolly Dolly Joined: 01 Feb 2005 Karma :

NOTE TO SELF: Left foot gears, right foot break

MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

Advice when pulling Crucifiction seat standers - Keep your balance!
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British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F; Cheap project: CBR900RR FireBlade
Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

stinkwheel · Bovine Proctologist Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

After its first trial, the DVLA wondered if their use of a satellite mounted shrink-ray was taking unlicenced vehicle enforcement a step too far.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

Steve H · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Oct 2003 Karma :

Doctors proclaim 'Daddy and Baby Bike are responding to medication' after miracle birth in extreme weather conditions.
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Mellow Yellow
The BCF Top TEN - 2010, 2009, 2008, The Original.

jay12329 · Dr. Evil Joined: 02 May 2003 Karma :

I told you the "Danger shooting range" signs wernt just to scare us away from the treasure.
J

m99dws · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Jun 2004 Karma :

Jesus should have known riding while still nailed to the cross was a bad idea. . .

The Tot · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Jun 2004 Karma :

He clearly thought that copying Titz by ditching his bike in an embankment was cool
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The Tot 2019 Z1000SX - 2007 R1
Never argue with autism

Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

Ewan was begining to wish he never took the long way round.

Robby · Dirty Old Man Joined: 16 May 2002 Karma :

After a succesful ride-by shooting, the hobbit ditched his bike and ran.

m99dws · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Jun 2004 Karma :

Power Rangers always seem to transform when they least expected

Silver · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Oct 2004 Karma :

Ruud Van Nistoolroy discovers that, whilst throwing himself to the floor as if shot everytime a football comes near him works, it is a skill that does not transfer very well to motorcross.

Going2fast · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Jun 2004 Karma :

Can not feel legs + can see nothing but sky
_____________________________________ = arse over tit

one small bike
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Passed My Test 15/03/05 Very Happy

BikePics Profile ||| 96' RVF 400 ||| 01' CBR 600 F Sport ||| 2009 Yamaha YZF-R6 Delivered 23/06/09
/-\ndy

m99dws · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Jun 2004 Karma :

Even when biking, Man UTD players take diving that little bit too far

JakeyC · Scooby Slapper Joined: 21 Jan 2005 Karma :

"Fuck"

JonB · Afraid of Mileage Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Karma :

"Fox hunters take anger out on Humans"
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Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it?s worth.

Gazdaman · I did a trackday!!! Joined: 12 Aug 2004 Karma :

Korn's new left shoe was a bugger to walk in.

Gaz

tokarev · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Karma :

"Chav adds a rocket to the back of a stolen bmx for a quick getaway, but neglects to read 'Danger Explosive' sign on the side of rocket"

Project9928 · Traffic Copper Joined: 19 Oct 2004 Karma :

Danger falling bikes Laughing

Toady · Renault 5 Driver Joined: 22 Feb 2005 Karma :

His quest to create a half-bike, half-human species was complete. All he needed to do now was to spark up a ciggy, lay back and contemplate what a genius he was.................
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I can see paradise by the dashboard lights....................or at least the speedo on my NSR!

dodsi · Dirty Carny Joined: 06 Aug 2004 Karma :

Now david, try romeo's motorbike before you go on that big scary busa'

natv4 · Brolly Dolly Joined: 31 Dec 2004 Karma :

Look Ma! Top of the World! Top of the Worrrrlll....
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Travelling around the world...a bit at a time. Where am I now? / Visit my BLOG
Bike: Blue Honda VFR800fi (*NEW*) Mileage: 22k Countries visited: GB/F/D/CZ/PL/E/I/B/A/HR/H/Rus/E/MA
West Europe...2004, East Europe...2005, Russia/France...2006, Morocco...2007