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Hong Kong Phooey wrote: | Polarbear wrote: | Dog sitting my daughters dog for the weekend.
1. It's terribly badly trained
2. It's a Husky. Why do people buy Huskys as pets, they really aren't suitable.
3. Wifie said, 'yes, we'll have him and promptly made arrangements to be away for the weekend leaving him with me.
4. I can think of 101 things I rather be doing with the weather like this. |
A polar bear and a husky walk into a bar.
Can't decide if this is the start of a joke or how you should start the rest of your weekend... |
https://s5.postimg.cc/5xoimvws7/polar-bear-funny.jpg ____________________ Triumph Trophy Launch Edition |
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People grind my fucking gears every where I fucking go there's people.
First off this morning I went to get my haircut early so I can be in and out. Set off at 8.20 because I needed to get a tenner out to pay for said haircut bank machine was fucked. So I had to go to the village to get out a tenner got to the barbers for about 8.45 15 minutes after he had opened for business whole fucking family in there getting there hair cut plus three wankers one of which stunk of B.O. I was waiting over an hour.
Plan was to come back and make chocolate pancakes for breakfast but I had gone off the idea by the time I got back.
So I went to the chippy for a cunt sandwich at 11 it was empty as I pulled up and just as I was getting off the bike fucking people 4 or 5 of the pricks walked past heading straight for the cunt shop. |
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MarJay But it's British!
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I think I got the English version of the Klumps as my first passengers today.
Sweet Jesus, the mother did my head in.
So I chatted with the son a little bit and left her to stew in the back.
Gave him the glad eye as he got out the car. Just to cheer him up a bit ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Hong Kong Phooey |
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Posted: 00:21 - 22 Apr 2018 Post subject: |
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Awww - look ^ it's keeping its lunch warm for later.
A hot and grumpy hot polar bear and a husky walk into a bar, barman startled by the uncommon pairing calmy asks what they'll have to drink.
Husky replies "100 kilos of ice, fast as you can."
Barman says "That's going to take while, the ice machine is not that quick".
Polar bear snaps "Just fucking do it or I'm going to glacier."
Best I can do ( ) ____________________
'81 CG125, '97 FZS600 : '99 CBR600F4, '09 KTM RC8 |
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^^^ Rated 'under rated' for the attempt. Rating it funny might have been pushing it a bit.
Mind you, I've heard worse on telly. ____________________ Triumph Trophy Launch Edition |
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MarJay But it's British!
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BT and their spoiler free replays:
Actual spoiler
Last week they had a pic' of Crutchlow there, and they still haven't f'ing uploaded the race yet |
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Went for a little blast but the good part of the ride didn't record, it just skipped part 2.
https://i.imgur.com/4ZoCWOK.png\
Also my rear tyre has worn out and the one I ordered a month ago hasn't arrived. |
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Just pissed off about the Royal Mail staff and their shrug the shoulders attitude because they are protected by the
union. Ordered a parcel from the states, a long sleeve tee shirt. I knew there would be customs charges and was happy
to pay whatever levy HMRC added to the price. Yesterday I get the Royal Mail 'we can't deliver your item because there is
a charge' card. This is after next door knocked and gave it to me because those morons even managed to deliver that
to the wrong house.
My charges are as follows.
Import Duty. £0.00
Excise Duty. £0.00
VAT £3.13
(and fair enough I suppose even though the money for the actual item ended up going into the US economy. )
Royal Mail International Handling Fee £8.00
So £8 to put it on a shelf for a day then. No wonder they are losing business to the courier firms.
I really don't mind paying the VAT, but £8 so the obese woman in the kiosk can act like some kind of gatekeeper
to me obtaining my lawful property. I had to smoke a bunch of weed before I went down there this morning or
I'd have gone ballistic. I hate that fat cow anyway, she's been there years, unionised to the core, moves so slowly
you might assume she's crapped herself and is trying not to spread it around by walking too quickly. Last time
I had words with her, one of their delivery professionals left an anniversary gift for the wife in a puddle outside
my front door, we were away because anniversary and rather than card us and take it back to the depot.
It was dropped on the floor outside, then it rained for two days. I properly kicked off about that, got some compo
in the end, but I went down there fuming. Fatty McJabba ran away and hit and her manager came out to calm me down.
If my neighbour had thrown the card away, I'd have never even known the parcel was sitting there in the first place.
Top dollar for an incompetent, entitled, shower of shit. Good work Royal Mail. I shall redouble my efforts to seek
alternative methods when I need to ship something. ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 6 years, 42 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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