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hellkat
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PostPosted: 20:54 - 13 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's not dead, it's resting.

As expected, Lawrence ventures down the hole in the flooring.
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PostPosted: 14:08 - 14 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
It's not dead, it's resting.

As expected, Lawrence ventures down the hole in the flooring.


"Who's the bestest, clever lad ever? You are! Yes you are..."

Nope, I definitely don't say anything like that when Willow catches something Wink
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Yeah, I'm more sorta like "Aw g'day Lal, you found yourself some dinner, well done. Try not to get the brains on the floor."

Interestingly, he didn't leave me anything, he ate the whole thing.

Although I notice that someone was sick in the middle of the night, leaving me several lovely piles of suspiciously-grey-mouse-coloured chunder. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 17:09 - 14 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
My next-door neighbour came round today to tell me that she had woken in the night to find an intruder standing in her back garden. Fully balaclava'd up and when she shouted at him through the bedroom window, he just shrugged at her as if to say "What are you gonna do then?"

Worryingly, he returned 3 hours later, AFTER her boyfriend had gone out there and thrashed about with a crowbar, and AFTER said boyf had gone out to work ... at which point she called the police.

Thing is, we live close to the middle of the terrace.
I'm more than a little bit worried about how many fences he had to climb to get into her yard. (at least 8, in either direction) or possibly only 1 or 2 if its a neighbour backing-on.

Shocked
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 14 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
My next-door neighbour came round today to tell me that she had woken in the night to find an intruder standing in her back garden. Fully balaclava'd up and when she shouted at him through the bedroom window, he just shrugged at her as if to say "What are you gonna do then?"

Worryingly, he returned 3 hours later, AFTER her boyfriend had gone out there and thrashed about with a crowbar, and AFTER said boyf had gone out to work ... at which point she called the police.

Thing is, we live close to the middle of the terrace.
I'm more than a little bit worried about how many fences he had to climb to get into her yard. (at least 8, in either direction) or possibly only 1 or 2 if its a neighbour backing-on.

Shocked

Bit weird, got an air rifle?
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PostPosted: 21:42 - 14 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
hellkat wrote:
My next-door neighbour came round today to tell me that she had woken in the night to find an intruder standing in her back garden. Fully balaclava'd up and when she shouted at him through the bedroom window, he just shrugged at her as if to say "What are you gonna do then?"

Worryingly, he returned 3 hours later, AFTER her boyfriend had gone out there and thrashed about with a crowbar, and AFTER said boyf had gone out to work ... at which point she called the police.

Thing is, we live close to the middle of the terrace.
I'm more than a little bit worried about how many fences he had to climb to get into her yard. (at least 8, in either direction) or possibly only 1 or 2 if its a neighbour backing-on.

Shocked

Bit weird, got an air rifle?


Knowing the hellcat the guy is gonna be lucky to get away with her grasping his bollocks really hard and saying 'You're mine for the next 5 hours'....
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PostPosted: 22:53 - 14 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:

Bit weird, got an air rifle?

Used to have, not sure where it is these days. Stuck right at the back of the cupboard under the stairs, if i remember rightly.
Dunno how to use it anyway Rolling Eyes
Got my own little bits and bobs, self-defence-wise anyway Laughing

Still a bit stressful, though. I already had taken to more regularly locking my back door, a few months ago.

I was anxious enough about the peeping tom last year, and he was out the front, where he could more easily be spotted by members of the public.

Being in someone's back garden is a whole more intimate form of menace.
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PostPosted: 23:12 - 14 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:

Knowing the hellcat the guy is gonna be lucky to get away with her grasping his bollocks really hard and saying 'You're mine for the next 5 hours'....


https://www.flickr.com/photos/michael-broad/18035452692
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PostPosted: 11:24 - 15 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
. I already had taken to more regularly locking my back door..


Always a wise precaution, but when you say it, it brings me out with a schoolboy snigger.
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PostPosted: 11:25 - 15 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:

Knowing the hellcat the guy is gonna be lucky to get away with her grasping his bollocks really hard and saying 'You're mine for the next 5 hours'....


https://www.flickr.com/photos/michael-broad/18035452692


That piccy link doesn't seem to work. Is this what you were after?

https://live.staticflickr.com/7710/18035452692_037c1ee2bb_w.jpg
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PostPosted: 11:47 - 15 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yes, it portrays the correct combination of I are fierce cat and Terrified cat is terrified.
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PostPosted: 17:15 - 15 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:

Got my own little bits and bobs, self-defence-wise anyway Laughing


Oh do tell.
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 15 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Worryingly, he returned 3 hours later, AFTER her boyfriend had gone out there and thrashed about with a crowbar, and AFTER said boyf had gone out to work ... at which point she called the police.


The mystery prowler is .............. the boyfriend.
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Jmoan wrote:
hellkat wrote:

Worryingly, he returned 3 hours later, AFTER her boyfriend had gone out there and thrashed about with a crowbar, and AFTER said boyf had gone out to work ... at which point she called the police.


The mystery prowler is .............. the boyfriend.


Straight out of Miss Marple. I like the thinking...
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Ebay wankers.

Bloke meant to be coming to see the TLS, arranged to come here at 4. Sends a message at 5 saying "Now bought one - good luck" Of course you have you skip licking cunt trumpet.

Bought a watch........ Got sent an empty box.


Really getting fucked off with ebay lately.
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PostPosted: 20:17 - 17 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
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skip licking cunt trumpet.


Trying to picture what one of those looks like. Not succeeding. Just can't seem to put the individual elements together.
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PostPosted: 05:52 - 18 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Fisty wrote:
skip licking cunt trumpet.


Trying to picture what one of those looks like. Not succeeding. Just can't seem to put the individual elements together.


Imagine a manchild with a gob like a 16th century graveyard who goes by the name “milfhunter” and you won’t be far off.
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People wearing a mask under their chin.
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People wearing a mask under their chin.


It's to catch the beard fleas.
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Polarbear wrote:
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People wearing a mask under their chin.


It's to catch the beard fleas.


There's some rough women around if that's the case
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PostPosted: 00:07 - 19 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ribenapigeon wrote:
People wearing a mask under their chin.


Almost as bad as the mouth-breathers who leave their noses uncovered.
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PostPosted: 11:02 - 19 Oct 2020    Post subject: HOrse riders.. Reply with quote
Out for last Autumn blast on my XJ550-ish bike with old school Alfa pipe on it. Almost back to its storage place which is rural. I know teh road well and it has blind corners etc.. so only doing 20-30 mph by this stage.
Rounded a corner to be confronted by two haughty horse women, old ones. I stopped dead, about 15 yards way from them still, to let them past. Bike idling. Stupid nag rears up a bit and old bag has troubling keeping control. Stares at me, I stare back, she keeps staring and so do I, then she mouths 'wanker' at me and gets passed..

I take off but 'unfortunately' I missed a gear and eth bike revved up some more - didn't bother looking back to see effect. Daft cow.
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PostPosted: 11:17 - 19 Oct 2020    Post subject: Re: HOrse riders.. Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
Out for last Autumn blast on my XJ550-ish bike with old school Alfa pipe on it. Almost back to its storage place which is rural. I know teh road well and it has blind corners etc.. so only doing 20-30 mph by this stage.
Rounded a corner to be confronted by two haughty horse women, old ones. I stopped dead, about 15 yards way from them still to let them past. Bike idling. Stupid nag rears up a bit and old bag has troubling keeping control. Stares at me, I stare back, she keeps staring and so do I, then she mouths 'wanker' at me and gets passed..

I take off but 'unfortunately' I missed a gear and eth bike revved up some more - didn't bother looking back to see effect. Daft cow.


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PostPosted: 14:07 - 19 Oct 2020    Post subject: Re: HOrse riders.. Reply with quote
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Stupid nag rears up a bit and old bag has troubling keeping control. Stares at me, I stare back, she keeps staring and so do I, then she mouths 'wanker' at me and gets passed..
I take off but 'unfortunately' I missed a gear and eth bike revved up some more - didn't bother looking back to see effect. Daft cow.

Last one I came across was wearing a hi-viz vest with the wording "Warning - you are on camera" or something comparable emblazoned across it. Presumably had a body cam or something (or at least wanted me to think she had)
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I couldn't wait for my shift to start this morning to have a poo.
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