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Ste
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PostPosted: 23:30 - 27 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Easily fixed by using a wiltshiretimes.co.uk email address. Twisted Evil

That account didn't last long, now using one with [email protected] as the email address. Mr. Green

The whole no posts exist for this topic thing needs fixing. Rolling Eyes
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 11:10 - 28 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
For some reason I decided to tell my bosses that I was working between Xmas and NY. I have no idea why I did that, as I have untold holidays to use up before March (or lose them, no more post-covid rollover).

So NOW I have to actually achieve stuff today, when I'd really rather be dozing in bed with the cats.

Mad stupid woman! Mad
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PostPosted: 20:09 - 28 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
I must not watch the Food Channel Brick Wall

Mary Berry
She needs to stop being the Grandma we all wish we had

Nigella
If I was a bloke ... doors smashing etc.

Guy Fieri (Diners, Drive-ins and Dives)
That hair! That overenthusiasm. Puke Love him.

Man V Food
Heroically grotesque overeating.

Gino d'Acampo
Irritatingly hilarious


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pepperami
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PostPosted: 21:31 - 28 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
I’m bored to tears!
I can’t go fishing.
I’m not going out on the bike in this weather(pussy).
There f-all on the telly!
I’m just fkin bored!
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to v or not to v
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PostPosted: 19:36 - 29 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
take up knitting
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to v or not to v
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PostPosted: 19:48 - 29 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
saw another bike thief today on a 17 plate bike Sad
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Freddyfruitba...
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PostPosted: 20:57 - 29 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
The whole no posts exist for this topic thing needs fixing. Rolling Eyes

Agreed - always getting on this thread, but saw it today on the celeb RIP thread too Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 10:44 - 30 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
to v or not to v wrote:
take up knitting

Hmmm? How about knitting fog Eh?

I did think about trying to thread needles whilst absolutely pissed Shocked

Or trimming a tramps beard while they are asleep on a park bench Shocked

Both would keep me busy and both have an element of danger.
And one would get me out of the house Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 13:17 - 31 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
pepperami wrote:
I’m bored to tears!
I can’t go fishing.
I’m not going out on the bike in this weather(pussy).
There f-all on the telly!
I’m just fkin bored!


Work on your Hyosung.
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BanditsHigh
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PostPosted: 14:48 - 31 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ordering something from Europe thinking you've saved some money then getting hit for £57 in import taxes ... misread and though it had included taxes ....... ended up costing more than if I'd just ordered it from this country Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 17:43 - 31 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
BanditsHigh wrote:
Ordering something from Europe thinking I didn't have to pay VAT then getting hit for £57 in VAT ... misread and thought it had included VAT ....... ended up costing more than if I'd just ordered it from this country Twisted Evil

FTFY Wink

Thank fook Amazon stopped listing VAT separately as import taxes, as every Amazon EU deal posted was full of "OMG import taxes!!!" comments... and it was really grinding my gears.
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pepperami
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PostPosted: 22:29 - 31 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
blurredman wrote:
pepperami wrote:
I’m bored to tears!
I can’t go fishing.
I’m not going out on the bike in this weather(pussy).
There f-all on the telly!
I’m just fkin bored!


Work on your Hyosung.


This is going to happen Thumbs Up .
I’m going to re-connect the rear caliper and pump out the pistons.
Then I’ll look to see if they can be re-used or if I need new ones.

The back brake was working before it was taken off the bike.
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PostPosted: 23:12 - 01 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
New work boots taking the skin off my heels. Need to either break the boots in or harden up my feet.
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PostPosted: 11:05 - 02 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Having to borrow next-door's 'George' to clean our sofas, because the consensus is that they smell of ass.
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to v or not to v
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PostPosted: 22:02 - 02 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Diggs wrote:
Having to borrow next-door's 'George' to clean our sofas, because the consensus is that they smell of ass.


put some throws on the sofa. then just wash them as required.
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 23:41 - 02 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
What sort of ass, though?


People ass or dog ass?
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PostPosted: 11:09 - 03 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
What sort of ass, though?


People ass or dog ass?
Thinking


I think both smell, but hey, which one would you prefer to lick. Laughing
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 13:39 - 03 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ew! Puke

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:02 - 03 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Ew! Puke

Laughing Laughing Laughing


I wipe well, so your call. Embarassed
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 23:20 - 03 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
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BanditsHigh
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PostPosted: 08:22 - 04 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
ParcelFarce ... sitting about 10ft away from front door ... checked email around 10:30.

ParcelFarce attempted delivery at 9:38am, card left ........ no knock on door, no press of doorbell, no card ... fuckwit must have been using ESP to let me know he was trying to deliver.

In the afternoon I was upstairs, heard a knock, downstairs to find EVRI delivering a parcel ....... so I heard a knock over 20ft away, upstairs behind another door .... but didn't hear one 10ft away!!


Really feel like putting a note on the door along the lines of ....

*** DELIVERIES ***
1) KNOCKING LOUDLY OR PRESSING THE DOORBELL, WILL INDICATE TO ME THAT SOMEONE IS AT MY DOOR.

2) PLEASE NOTE, EITHER METHOD OF INDICATING YOUR PRESENCE DOES NOT IMMEDIATELY TELEPORT ME TO THE DOOR, IT WILL TAKE ME A FINITE AMOUNT OF TIME TO ANSWER, USUALLY WITHIN 5-20 SECONDS (DEPENDING ON MY LOCATION WITHIN THE HOUSE)!

3A) I WILL, OF COURSE, NEVER BE IN IF YOU DONT INDICATE ME TO THE FACT YOU ARE THERE AS I DO NOT CURENTLY SUPPORT ESP!

3B) IF, AFTER INDICATING YOUR PRESENCE YOU INSTANTLY WALK AWAY FROM THE DOOR, THEN YOU WILL ALSO ASSUME I AM NOT IN AS YOU WON'T BE THERE WHEN I ARRIVE AT THE DOOR!
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PostPosted: 10:38 - 04 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
The driver's taken a look at where you live in relation to the rest of their route and skipped you; they were never anywhere near your door.

A video doorbell would help if you wanted to complain.
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PostPosted: 11:46 - 04 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Easy-X wrote:

A video doorbell would help if you wanted to complain.

Caught the miserable poe faced cuunt of a woman that delivers my Evri stuff on my dual camera doorbell yesterday
lobbing my package on to the ground and kicking it against the front step. It was a picture frame with glass in it, not
acrylic, luckily it was well packed inside the carton. The box was soaking wet also, it never got that wet between
her car and my front door so had clearly been sat outside in the rain before it got here. Went to Evri's site to complain
and attempt to submit the footage and gave up after a half hour.
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Ste
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PostPosted: 12:19 - 04 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
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