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PostPosted: 12:10 - 12 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 23:29 - 17 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got various emails for my OU degree course. The usual "virtual student association" and "virtual wellness support" and "virtual study guide" ad nauseum but thrown in is a free student copy of Office 365 which is nice... it triplicates what I already have (personal, work and now education licences) but it's the thought that counts Smile

I'm now weighing up a profile icon (no-one would want to see my mug in Microsoft Teams) for the various seminars over the summer. Nobcat is sorely tempting Laughing Quite looking forward to it all.

The wife on the other hand is "why educate yourself?" and "how much is this gonna cost?" mostly in the vein of the Bill Hicks bit "what are you reading... for?" Fuck it... tally hoe, chaps!
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PostPosted: 19:31 - 18 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

One I heard today with regards to anxiety:

"possession by a predator of the spirit in the desert of the soul"

Shocked

One of those JBP aphorisms he seems to trot out with regularity. I wonder whether anxiety is akin to colour blindness. If one were to equate colours to possibilities does the anxious person, in the extreme, inhabit a grey world devoid of joy? This assumes that one does not see objects but instead a haze of possibilities of what the object could be as much if not more so than what the object is.

I'm thinking visually of the hazy netherworld that Frodo enters when he puts on the ring Thinking
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PostPosted: 19:34 - 18 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you been at the cheese again?
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PostPosted: 20:16 - 18 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Have you been at the cheese again?


Dammit, don't remind me. There seems to be a surfeit of cheese in my fridge at the moment and a dearth of crackers Sad
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PostPosted: 10:39 - 20 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Managed to crash my (push) bike a week and a half ago and injured my elbow but of more concern was in a few miles time when I realised that my GPS had been knocked off the handlebars.

Thirty something miles from home and my elbow was bleeding quite a lot so I didn't turn around to go looking for the GPS when it could well have landed in a puddle rather than anywhere useful.

Luckily home insurance covers things like that and after quite a bit of faffing around they've agreed that to replace my 14 year old GPS with a model that has equivalent features and maps will cost nearly £900. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 11:17 - 20 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Managed to crash my (push) bike a week and a half ago and injured my elbow but of more concern was in a few miles time when I realised that my GPS had been knocked off the handlebars.

Thirty something miles from home and my elbow was bleeding quite a lot so I didn't turn around to go looking for the GPS when it could well have landed in a puddle rather than anywhere useful.

Luckily home insurance covers things like that and after quite a bit of faffing around they've agreed that to replace my 14 year old GPS with a model that has equivalent features and maps will cost nearly £900. Mr. Green


Yeah....
That ole 'insurance is just another racket to fleece money off the working man.' Chestnut.

I crashed a rental car a few years ago. £5k of damage by the time the garage bastirts had replaced everything that was within 2ft of the damaged bit.
(It was a 3mph bump. Due to stupid auto-handbrake shit.)

But... Uncle MCN had had the white privilege to pay it fwd and buy the insurance waiver. Cool
Best £40 ever spent.
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PostPosted: 11:17 - 20 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd have thought the... errr... impact site might be indelibly seared on your memory Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:36 - 20 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:

Uncle MCN had had the white privilege to pay it fwd and buy the insurance waiver. Cool
Best £40 ever spent.


I've hired cars on six continents and ALWAYS pay the fart-arse little extra charge for CDW. I don't tend to bother
in the UK but I don't hire vehicles that often here, if I do then its usually a bigger van than the one I already have.
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PostPosted: 10:00 - 26 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

A lot easier to disasemble than I thought it would be.

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Finding it difficult to get the right mk front end though, now that I know what I need to replace.
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PostPosted: 22:35 - 26 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Today, I did not crash my bike (see the ''Clothing options'' thread) and I had a blast with my mates in Germany from Thursday to Sunday. A friend of mine lives and works in Mosbach. He bought a flat there, so he invited me and 3 other mates to spend the weekend in the South-West Germany. By the way, the Sinsheim museum was splendid. The Mercedes-Benz museum was unfortunately closed (when my mates bought the flight tickets prior to that, nothing pointed towards the museum being closed at that time; I drove there in my w210), but we did the Porsche museum, Stuttgart sightseeing, a beer festival and other such stuff. A weekend well spent, I say.

EDIT: A few pictures from the trip.

The Sinsheim museum - WW2 stuff, cars, motorcycles, trains, bicycles, planes (you may enter most of the planes), iMAX ... simply a huge place, where you can spend hours. Also, I had no idea how tiny some of the planes were inside. The museum is also right next to the Autobahn, so we were there in no time. I would definitely recommend this place to anyone interested in this stuff. Next time in Germany, we're going to visit the Speyer museum, it is a much larger and more packed with all sorts of machines sister museum to the Sinsheim museum.

The Porsche museum was alright. I'm not a huge fan of these cars, and it was quite crowded as well. IF the Mercedes-Benz museum had been open, I would have probably skipped the Porsche one.

Overall, the trip was great. Germans even liked my w210, as there are not many of these still around in that part of Germany. They either drive much newer Mercedes-Benz, BMW and Audi cars or historical vehicles. I've also seen a lot of EVs there. German beer was good, they mostly brew Pilsner anyway, and the food was excelent. The Autobahn was alright, cruising at 160 km/h felt like doing 100 km/h on Czech highways. The top speed of the trip was 210 km/h; did 2100 km in total. The car could go faster, but I decided not to push it too hard so far away from home. The weather was also very hot, 37 °C on the car's ambient temp gauge. Luckily, I had fully functional A/C.
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PostPosted: 00:43 - 27 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

I made tagliatelle from scratch today at my cooking group for lonely bastards. First time ever making pasta from
scratch. It was about 4 feet long, pretty good for a first attempt. We also made a green vegetable sauce to go on it
made from pulverised courgette, spring greens, leeks and broccoli then folded in some grated parmesan once done.
Alongside that was a feta, watermelon, mint, onion and garlic/roasted almond salad.
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PostPosted: 03:44 - 27 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
I made tagliatelle from scratch today at my cooking group for lonely bastards. First time ever making pasta from
scratch. It was about 4 feet long, pretty good for a first attempt. We also made a green vegetable sauce to go on it
made from pulverised courgette, spring greens, leeks and broccoli then folded in some grated parmesan once done.
Alongside that was a feta, watermelon, mint, onion and garlic/roasted almond salad.


You are Gino D'Acampo, ITV's This Morning's chef and former Bum-Chum of Phillip Schofield’s and I want nothing to do with you. Shocked
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PostPosted: 12:26 - 27 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
You are Gino D'Acampo


I'm definitely taller than him and I definitely haven't burgled 80's heart-throb Paul Young.
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PostPosted: 20:29 - 28 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:

made from pulverised courgette, spring greens, leeks and broccoli then folded in some grated parmesan once done.
Alongside that was a feta, watermelon, mint, onion and garlic/roasted almond salad.


that sounds like faggot food Confused
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PostPosted: 20:46 - 28 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

to v or not to v wrote:


that sounds like faggot food Confused


Thats mostly pork isn't it?
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PostPosted: 21:03 - 28 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

TBH, sounded very scrummy to me....
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PostPosted: 21:05 - 28 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

to v or not to v wrote:
that sounds like faggot food Confused


I don't get to choose what we cook. I just help prepare it and then help eat it afterwards. There's 2 vegetarians in
the group so because we all share what we make it's always something veggie. I have moaned something rotten
about it and next week I'm cooking up some of a goat that used to live on the farm where the cooking club takes
place until it was offed for meat. They slaughter goats, chickens and pigs there so I've put a request in to eat some
of their flesh. We're doing some kind of hollowed out loaf filled with casserole that can be either veggie or
carnivore so I'll get to eat something that doesn't make me fart like an air raid warning siren.

Just for the record, I usually mix pork and beef when I make 'faggots'.
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PostPosted: 21:57 - 28 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

dave001 wrote:
grr666 wrote:


I'm definitely taller than him and I definitely haven't burgled 80's heart-throb Paul Young.


I when to the same school as Paul Young. I remember booting him the nuts when he was a school prefect Laughing He was a few years above me.


You do lead a varied fantasy life don't you. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 23:14 - 28 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh! The Name Drop Game Smile

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PostPosted: 08:53 - 29 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I let Davy Jones's (of The Monkees) tyre down on his car, while it was parked in the supermarket. He's dead now. Soz Davy.
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PostPosted: 09:14 - 29 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

I out-drank the members of thrash metal combo Anthrax, when given access to a free fridge backstage at a festival.
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PostPosted: 11:11 - 29 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

I met the Tygers of Pan Tang* in a pub in St. Albans prior to their gig circa 1981.

and Otway (obvs) - everyone in the world has met Otway.

* Apart from John Deverill who was 'busy doing his hair' according to Rob Weir.
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PostPosted: 12:40 - 29 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Not me sadly. I leave this here so people who don't know him can appreciate his magnificence.... (he is the dude singing)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V_32BS-ALw
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