So... What oiled your gears today?

[hellkat]

[Nobby the Bastard]

The little bastard keeps messing up my rubics cube and then gets annoyed when I solve it in front of him.
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Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Managed to herd the kittens together and do a Solstice jam.

https://soundcloud.com/solstice-crew/summer-solstice-touching-tips-3
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[to v or not to v]

[RhynoCZ]

New chains!

Yesterday, I had a friend of mine to check my bicycle. After a ride in heavy rain, the bottom bracket started to click and make other noises. I don't have the tools to do the job. Anyway, he fixed that, and he also replaced the chain as well, as it was very worn. It was the original Decathlon fitted chain (Tribal RC500), roughly 5K km on it and it was so stretched it was almost one link longer than a brand-new chain, of the same link count.

Today I rode the bicycle to my garage and the bike felt like brand new and even better, to be honest.

In my garage, I replaced the final drive chain on my XBR. The previous chain wasn't that bad, but even though I cleaned it several times, lubed it, it didn't feel smooth any more. It was on the bike for who knows how long before I bought the motorcycle. The fresh chain made my 1987 motorcycle ride like a brand-new machine, and that oiled my gears.
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

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[RhynoCZ]

[MCN]

[Nobby the Bastard]

That left one is only just larger than my wanking arm.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[Ste]

[RhynoCZ]

[Nobby the Bastard]

[RhynoCZ]

[Nobby the Bastard]

My bike has fatter tyres, high bars and I rarely ride on the road so not comparable.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[RhynoCZ]

Friday ride home from work on my bicycle oiled my gears today.

The bike just flies now that it's got a fresh chain. I gave it 70% effort, wearing plain shorts and a t-shirt (not really aero), and did 12 km in 27 minutes (reaching quite frequently 40 km/h on the straights; the top speed being 43 km/h) at 28 °C, a bit windy in some places, jumping over bumps, ascending 67 m. The traffic on the cycle path was also quite dense. That being said, usually I get much closer to 30 minute mark at this kind of relaxed pace.
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[Ste]

Went cycling to meet Nobby at a pub, saw someone who looked like him waiting on the towpath where I was meant to be meeting him so I cycled up behind them and shouted "BERTIE" at them.

Turns out that they weren't Nobby.

[Nobby the Bastard]

I was outside the pub in question and saw him go past and continue along the aquaduct and wondered 'where the fuck is that ejit going?'

Turns out I hadn't read the message that said 'meet on the aquaduct.'

I didn't hear or see him shout 'BERTIE' at a random individual.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[hellkat]

The former Senior Consort texted me today to tell me he thinks he has made "a terrible mistake" by letting the Russian come back to live with him

I agreed with him; even though it was rubbing salt into the wound I also mentioned I had thought from the start that she was probably a gold digger because Russian, duh!

I suggested he grow a pair and kick her AND his cvnt of an ex wife into touch and he would have a much more peaceful life.

But I didn't offer to return

#schadenfraude
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Easy-X]

What was that, Hellkat? All I heard was...
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Royal Enfield Continental GT 535, Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[hellkat]

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[hellkat]

Haha, the funniest thing about that video is that apparently that's exactly what his life is like these days.
Only I am not present to do any shit-stirring soothe his fevered brow *boo hoo*

Karma is always a bitch.
Miaow

That's a hilarious video BTW, excellent. We're only two minutes in, and Dennis is quite concerned: she has come up to sit beside me to see what is going on
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[Ste]

Somebody's gears have been oiled and no attempt has been made to hide their extensive range of sex toys. https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/137133917#/?channel=RES_LET

[Easy-X]

[Ste]

Streetview.