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blurredman
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PostPosted: 07:36 - 10 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Easy-X wrote:
Sold some bits on Facebook Market place.



What were you selling?
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to v or not to v
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PostPosted: 08:03 - 10 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
blurredman wrote:
Easy-X wrote:
Sold some bits on Facebook Market place.



What were you selling?

used bondage equipment.
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Skudd
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PostPosted: 19:15 - 10 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Guided my daughter in some DIY, cutting out for pipes to go through and plumbing in her washing machine, also fitting a double extension clothes line and not only, but also building/putting together a new metal shed for her garden. She has to learn at sometime and now she can appreciate all the little jobs that I did for her ungrateful mother.
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A100man
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PostPosted: 08:06 - 11 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
..now she can appreciate all the little jobs that I did for her ungrateful mother.


You think Wink
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Skudd
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PostPosted: 08:16 - 11 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
Skudd wrote:
..now she can appreciate all the little jobs that I did for her ungrateful mother.


You think Wink


I know so, she said so.
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PostPosted: 09:11 - 11 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
A100man wrote:

You think Wink


I know so, she said so.


While looking at 'MUG' tattooed across your forehead and keeping her fingers crossed behind her back Laughing
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Easy-X
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PostPosted: 14:01 - 11 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
blurredman wrote:
Easy-X wrote:
Sold some bits on Facebook Market place.



What were you selling?


Just some knick-knacks from a pub shutting down. If I had somewhere to store stuff I could have made off with loads but as I said to the old landlord, sifting through it all, cleaning, testing, dealing with muppets on Facebook... it's a job in itself and I already have a job!

I got a couple of gigantic German steins, I think the wife will use them as vases for flowers Smile
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Ste
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PostPosted: 23:15 - 15 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
I've been prescribed cannabis.

100% legal, here's your prescription for 40 grams of cannabis. Mr. Green

Three different strains to start with and those can be changed in four weeks time.
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recman
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PostPosted: 20:19 - 16 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Had to pop round to my daughters earlier where these two live.
I wouldn't get one personally but they are extremely friendly and very cool. Cool
https://i.postimg.cc/qqfnwS5X/20251016-124101.jpg
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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 21:53 - 22 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Stinkwheel oiled my gears tonight Wub
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Raffles
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PostPosted: 22:00 - 22 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Stinkwheel oiled my gears tonight Wub

Don't get too comfy....He'll probably return.
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Ste
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PostPosted: 22:06 - 22 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Doh, I wanted to know how his day in court goes. Sad
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Raffles
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 22 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
Doh, I wanted to know how his day in court goes. Sad

There was never going to be a day in court. It was bollocks, like all the rest of his posts/threads.
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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 22:29 - 22 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
Doh, I wanted to know how his day in court goes. Sad


Yes, and what outfit he wears Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 23:25 - 22 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
"How are you?" Fine, it's everyone else...

The Old Fella's out of hospital after his 5th heart attack and the wife got a letter saying she hasn't got cancer. Break out the bunting Smile
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recman
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PostPosted: 05:58 - 26 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Had to remove copious amounts of leaves from the lawn so I can see where the doggo does his dump.
On the plus side, the lawnmower does an extremely good job as a vacuum cleaner.
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to v or not to v
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PostPosted: 19:09 - 27 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
i have managed to find an NHS dentist Shocked
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CrypticCrud
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PostPosted: 20:58 - 27 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
to v or not to v wrote:
i have managed to find an NHS dentist Shocked


Nice!

I found one earlier this year after 24 years without one only to be told my teeth were fine!
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Easy-X
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PostPosted: 23:33 - 28 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Listening to the radio, a player from Charlton ladies' team: "...if we can stop them from putting one in our net and score at the other end you're pretty much guarantied to win."

I take it all back! Women's football is definitely up to the same standard as the men's Laughing
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SpiritMr89
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PostPosted: 07:38 - 29 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
recman wrote:
Had to pop round to my daughters earlier where these two live.
I wouldn't get one personally but they are extremely friendly and very cool. Cool
https://i.postimg.cc/qqfnwS5X/20251016-124101.jpg


I have a rather large black lab, im my arse crack. Who refuses to be removed.

Do you want him?
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