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Ste
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PostPosted: 16:35 - 16 Nov 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Was hoping there will be enough rain for the Environmental Agency to put red boards up at the locks because they're to advise all boats not to navigate due to dangerous and difficult conditions but I don't think that's going to happen. Sad

I got my wish and the EA had red boards out. Mr. Green

Next up we need to do it again preferably with more flow on the river.
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PostPosted: 13:49 - 21 Nov 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Finally sorted out my NIC payments for state pension, turns out it wasn't anywhere near as bad as I thought it would be. I only have to bung in a few quid for two partial years and, assuming I live and work till 67, I'll get the full whack. (If they don't move retirement age again!)

Anyhoo, Gods bless Martin Lewis for highlighting the issue.
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PostPosted: 00:25 - 22 Nov 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
Finally sorted out my NIC


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PostPosted: 02:06 - 22 Nov 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Coax networking. That takes me back!

Back in the day I got sent on a job at a translation office, connecting a load of PCs up to a network. It was probably for a Netware server, Lotus Notes or some shit. All went well till the last two PCs in a side office...

The BNC T-piece got within about an inch of the newly fitted network card and ZAP! a giant spark and all the office electrics blew out. On two floors Shocked Turns out neutral was tied to ground and swapped with live for every socket in this side office Sad Given the PC cases were live it was lucky I wasn't electrocuted! (The coax effectively being a ground supply from the other floors.) Oh, and every network card was destroyed.
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PostPosted: 11:13 - 01 Dec 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's the cat's birthday. We bought him a little house for his favourite spot in the alleyway, as it's getting a little chilly. He's now glued to the TV as the wife's put a nature channel on for him Laughing
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Freddyfruitba...
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PostPosted: 16:37 - 01 Dec 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
It's the cat's birthday. We bought him a little house for his favourite spot in the alleyway, as it's getting a little chilly. He's now glued to the TV as the wife's put a nature channel on for him Laughing

So is the TV in his little house in the alleyway?
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PostPosted: 05:21 - 02 Dec 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Talking about castles.
Randomly came up whilst talking to a mate in the pub.

Known the bloke over 10yrs, turns out we are both castle geeks, and had a proper talk about how they are built.

Must add this was with a ale in hand and sat by a proper fire.

All decent conversations, must be held with an ale and a fire.
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PostPosted: 01:24 - 03 Dec 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I finally got back home to London City airport, my ex (who had been looking after my dog) had sent me a text saying he would pick me up.
I may have cried (with happiness) Laughing

I wish he had been this nice when he was my boyfriend, LOL His current girlfriend has him better trained than I did.
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PostPosted: 11:13 - 03 Dec 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Freddyfruitbat wrote:
Easy-X wrote:
It's the cat's birthday. We bought him a little house for his favourite spot in the alleyway, as it's getting a little chilly. He's now glued to the TV as the wife's put a nature channel on for him Laughing

So is the TV in his little house in the alleyway?


Doh! Yeah, that could have been written better! He was in the living room examining his present (we moved it to the alley later) and stuck the TV on as a treat.

Our current cat watches TV occasionally regardless of what's on but obviously he finds nature programmes super interesting whereas the TV may as well have not existed to our previous cat. The only thing our previous furry overlord liked was World of Warcraft* because you flew around on dragons.

*Blast from the past, almost 20 years ago!
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CrypticCrud
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PostPosted: 11:34 - 03 Dec 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Caught this little piece of genius on YT.

The ghost of Bob Monkhouse speaks!

https://youtu.be/BsBPc0ezWUM?si=p0bxOMtIuNQc4q9J

Sad and genius at the same time!

(Can’t embed it, sorry!)
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PostPosted: 12:05 - 04 Dec 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Keeping my mortgage going for another year, meaning I'll earn around £600 interest on the cash I have, and I'll also pay less interest on the mortgage over the year compared to the 1% early repayment I'd need to pay to clear it today ... win, win Very Happy
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PostPosted: 12:32 - 06 Dec 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

I put myself on an eat less move more diet in July and up to now, I've managed to lose 20kg. I feel better, don't get aches and pains any more. and have loads more energy. I have an end goal in mind and that's pretty close. Smile
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PostPosted: 14:52 - 06 Dec 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Islander wrote:
I put myself on an eat less move more diet in July and up to now, I've managed to lose 20kg. I feel better, don't get aches and pains any more. and have loads more energy. I have an end goal in mind and that's pretty close. Smile


When I made the conscious decision to never drink Coke, Irn Bru etc. ever again it was surprising how much energy I gained. I doesn't make any sense!
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to v or not to v
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PostPosted: 16:09 - 06 Dec 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Islander wrote:
I put myself on an eat less move more diet in July and up to now, I've managed to lose 20kg. I feel better, don't get aches and pains any more. and have loads more energy. I have an end goal in mind and that's pretty close. Smile


id recommend fasting as well, if you are looking to improve your overall health.
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PostPosted: 19:50 - 12 Dec 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howard Jones on Jimmy Kimmel singing Things Can Only Get Better.

Wasn’t too bad.. a blast from the past anyway!
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PostPosted: 23:50 - 18 Dec 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

On the way back from an office party, me and the wife stop off at the local garage. For some reason this place is the 24/7 watering hole for all the plod in the area. I did the decent thing: let the wife drive so I could drink but offered to work the fuel pump. Who says chivalry is dead!

Inside the garage shop there's 3 plod camped by the coffee machine and another 3 waltzing in after I paid. There are now 3 police cars and a van in the car park and more fuzz than a peach wandering about. Weirdly sandwiched between this lot is lads with motorbikes. "Odd," I say to the wife, "three lads but only two bikes..."

"The third one just wandered over to do a drugs deal, right under the noses of the police." Talk about brazen Laughing
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to v or not to v
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PostPosted: 08:46 - 19 Dec 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:


"The third one just wandered over to do a drugs deal, right under the noses of the police." Talk about brazen Laughing


its a good thing he didnt say something mean about blacks/asians/homosexuals.
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MarJay
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PostPosted: 13:22 - 19 Dec 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

to v or not to v wrote:
Easy-X wrote:


"The third one just wandered over to do a drugs deal, right under the noses of the police." Talk about brazen Laughing


its a good thing he didnt say something mean about blacks/asians/homosexuals.


That is called a false dichotomy, and it's yet another logical fallacy. Just saying.
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Ste
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PostPosted: 14:33 - 19 Dec 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ordered my new prescription today, the doctor has added six new types of medical cannabis to my prescription. Laughing

It's very odd having an appointment with a doctor where I request Kentucky Barbeque, Frosted Lemon Angel, Banjo, Sweet and Sour, Grape Gas and some White Widow.

That's a total of nine different strains so far that I can now choose from whenever I order along with access to their "strain selector" which allows me to order something else that has a similar profile to one that I'm already prescribed. If I want something different added to my prescription then I just need to make another appointment and it's as simple as that.

You could say that the system is taking the piss as you don't go to your GP with a list of medicines you'd like to try to see if you like them. You also can't then make another GP appointment and get them to add a load more drugs to your prescription because you'd also like to try those.

Welcome to the future. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 19:19 - 19 Dec 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Went to The Bike Specialist in Sheffield and saw the sales picture from when it was sold by them 6 years ago.

From the dint in the exhaust to the over tightened screws & the exact same mileage.. I guess it hasn’t been touched / used at all.
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