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bazza
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PostPosted: 13:02 - 13 Jun 2005    Post subject: Dopey Bitch Reply with quote
Joining the M6 this morning, the aformentioned skidmark in humanity's underpants spotted a gap in Lane 1 - that I was joining off the sliproad - and tried slotting her car from Lane 2 into the space now occupied by me.

Sounding my horn didn't divert her attention from her oh-so-important phone call (hands-free).

2 hefty kicks and the resulting toe-slider-shaped dents in her nearside door panels did though...
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froggy128
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PostPosted: 13:09 - 13 Jun 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
did she stop to look at the damage?
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lap_time
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PostPosted: 13:15 - 13 Jun 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing

Jolly good show! Unfortunately sometimes we have to show these people the hard way!

MIRROR, signal, maneouaiueaervre!!!
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PostPosted: 13:20 - 13 Jun 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
lap_time wrote:

MIRROR, signal, maneouaiueaervre!!!


Laughing Couldnt have said it better myself! Laughing
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bazza
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PostPosted: 13:26 - 13 Jun 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
froggy_girl128 wrote:
did she stop to look at the damage?


Dunno. I went round the back of her[1] and went filtering down Lane 2a to work.

If later questioned, then "her manoeuvre was so sudden and dangerous that I was forced to put my leg out in order to regain and keep my balance", and "well of course it's dented officer - she drove her car into me, what did she expect would happen?"

[1]An obvious ploy to not reveal my reg number.
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Bod
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PostPosted: 13:35 - 13 Jun 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nice one mate, I would have done the same daft cow. Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up for doing that
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PostPosted: 18:26 - 13 Jun 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Excillent work mate, ive never had the nerve to kick dopey cars before, but maybe i might start lol Very Happy
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ZaphodBeeble
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PostPosted: 03:14 - 14 Jun 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hehe nice one. If I did that I'd get done for it, that's my kind of luck. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 03:26 - 14 Jun 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
NICE ONE Thumbs Up Cool

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Grubby
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PostPosted: 09:23 - 14 Jun 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
I usually take out the mirrors....well they obviously ain't using them anyway!
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