Scrotes!!!

Odie · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Jul 2004 Karma :

What you do is move all of your earth wires back to your battery.
Fit a motion sensor alarm.
Fit a bike coil, attach the plug lead to the frame.
Where the alarm wires go to the buzzer/noisy bit attatch the coil feed wires, so that when the alarm goes off it charges the coil and then promptlie discharges down the frame.
Now most bike coils will give you a nasty shock as we all know but if you take the buzzer out of the alarm they wont know its gone off until its to late!
They only try it once!
Twisted Evil

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Odie · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Jul 2004 Karma :

Fit a pressure switch inside your seat and attach the feed wires to a solanoid.
On the end of the solinoid attach a metal spike (barbed of coarse).
When some idiot sits on your bike the pressure swith will activate the solonoid and send the spike into the arse.
I have used this and the "shocking" alarm on my trikes in the past to great effect on the local chavs!
Twisted Evil

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lwflee · Derestricted Danger Joined: 14 Aug 2005 Karma :

Rookie · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Feb 2005 Karma :

I'd be more worried that they would get pissed off and kick it over. If I can ensure that no-one is taking it for a ride, and anyone tampering with anything is seen, I'm happy.

And of course, the white vans, well, that's what TPFT is for. Razz

Odie · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Jul 2004 Karma :

Iwflee: I am sorry but i protect my property what ever way i like and if you dont like it then dont mess with it or touch it cos i will hurt you.
I look after my own, (friends, family, property etc) some-thing that is lacking today.
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phantomtek · Lil Joe Tek Joined: 20 May 2005 Karma :

Just leave a note saying : My bike, keep off or you will die. Regards (Name)

lwflee · Derestricted Danger Joined: 14 Aug 2005 Karma :

Jack_Cheese · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Karma :

phantomtek · Lil Joe Tek Joined: 20 May 2005 Karma :

LMAO that is a real beautiful image. Maybe a seat that sends pins through, (hundreds) and then electric shocks shooting through each pin Smile

Odie · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Jul 2004 Karma :

I understand where your coming from iwflee but i have always protected my own, besides which they have to catch you first! Twisted Evil

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Jack_Cheese · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Karma :

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Jack_Cheese · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Karma :

Hang on, i'm sure you can buy seat covers that are only removable when you lift a seat for the storage underneath. what if you put one of those on with pins through it, i'm sure it'd deter your everage joy rider.

Jack
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Courageous T · Scooby Slapper Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Karma :

have the bastard if u find out who it was.

im not the hardest person around but if anyone fucks with my bike thats it.

couple mates kept moving it (c*nts) till one day i drove up to his house nearly kicked his door down and threatened the prick with my helme, that shut him up.

phantomtek · Lil Joe Tek Joined: 20 May 2005 Karma :

I'm going to don't worry about that!

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I swear I'm going to take a few mates with baseball bats round to his/her house and take back what I have lost in blood. Twisted Evil