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dransy
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PostPosted: 13:45 - 12 Sep 2005    Post subject: FUCKING DOG!! Reply with quote

My bastard dog has chewed up my fucking air filter
fucking little twat damnit!""!!
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PostPosted: 13:47 - 12 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

What was your dog doing in your airbox? Shocked

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PostPosted: 14:07 - 12 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

my cats leave nice paw prints on my bike. they used to claw the leather on the seat of my old one and sleep on it. but they havnt laid into the new one yet.
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PostPosted: 14:16 - 12 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

It wasn't me...
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PostPosted: 14:17 - 12 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing pmsl
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PostPosted: 14:18 - 12 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
my cats leave nice paw prints on my bike. they used to claw the leather on the seat of my old one and sleep on it. but they havnt laid into the new one yet.


Any cat (Grrrr...) did that to my bike, and I'd skin it and have a nice warm seat cover over winter.
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PostPosted: 14:36 - 12 Sep 2005    Post subject: Re: FUCKING DOG!! Reply with quote

dransy wrote:
FUCKING DOG!!
Sorry, wrong forum. Try the likes of www.bestiality.com for that Very Happy

dransy wrote:
My bastard dog...
Sorry you don't know who it's father was, I think it's nice you've adopted it! Very Happy

dransy wrote:
...fucking air filter...
Sorry again, sex with inanimate objects isn't my thing. Sounds like you need something like www.kinkysex.com Very Happy

dransy wrote:
...fucking little twat...
Ah, providing it's over 16 years old that's one of my favourite pasttimes Very Happy



P.S. If filter was from a VFR750 I do have a spare going.
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PostPosted: 14:45 - 12 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked Laughing he he
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PostPosted: 14:47 - 12 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cut him open and make yourself a new one using one of its lungs
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PostPosted: 15:57 - 12 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol, you could use his intestines for a "red anodized" effect braided brake lines lol





Quite a morbid topic lol
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PostPosted: 17:36 - 12 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 17:39 - 12 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

1stly u should have better control over your dog and 2ndly you shouldnt leave shit like that around for your dog to eat!!!!!! I would suggest you go buy another air filter and perhaps a bone for the pooch so it has osmething to entertain its self with! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:40 - 12 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dyslexic dog, said KN on the box NOT K9.......
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PostPosted: 18:51 - 12 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Be patient, hes gota shit it out sometime !!
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PostPosted: 19:50 - 12 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

my dog must be clever, only ever chews his snap-on blanket, empty coke bottles and used yogurt cartons etc..

oh and my sleeves sometimes Razz
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PostPosted: 21:18 - 12 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

GearboxGeezer wrote:
Be patient, hes gota shit it out sometime !!


LMAO man that would be some reconstruction, not to mention the stench Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:22 - 12 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

delboy wrote:
GearboxGeezer wrote:
Be patient, hes gota shit it out sometime !!


LMAO man that would be some reconstruction, not to mention the stench Laughing


I wouldnt use it though the bike would run like shit Shifty
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PostPosted: 21:41 - 12 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAHAHAHA

laughed,, i nearly shat my self
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PostPosted: 22:50 - 12 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 23:44 - 12 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeh dog rant post...just what i need.

got bitten on sunday.

my dads dog keeps pissing on my bike wheels.

the other one lays a shit assault course ot get to my bike

and when they were puppies they ate the spark plug lead on my pw50.


tbh.... air filters do look like dog toys....

and quite chewable too Shocked


simple- i think the rabeze(sp) is setting in Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 00:18 - 13 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahah, this thread had me in stitches. Dogs are uber cute, especially if it's a king charles spaniel or any other toy dog. Even a pug'll look adorable sipping a gallon of petrol thinking that it's water.

The last thing i remember my mate's spaniel doing was humping my lid when i mistakenly left it on the floor. Scratched the visor up a bit trying to mount it. So i had to ride home smelling like a dog's crotch.
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PostPosted: 01:21 - 13 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a british bulldog, he eats any thing. I like to lift his lips when he's asleep and stick crap in there like skittles and m&m's.

Wakes up and just smacks his lips for ages so funny. Laughing
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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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PostPosted: 01:32 - 13 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 01:32 - 13 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

*goes shopping*

Reads vespa's posts and eats toffee to him self. Trust me this dog wont die the amount of cat crap he can eat amazes the big dogs. you know hes eaten it when he licks you it like oh damn where did you find that numb nuts.
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PostPosted: 02:23 - 13 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

i can certify that chocloate does not kill dogs.

We had a dog that got left alone with chocolate on a few occasions, resulting in the chocolate disappearing and the dog looking sheepish and guilty.

Im talking about easter eggs, xmas decorations off the tree that were chocolate wrapped in coloured shiny foil, big bars of chocolate etc.

She also polished off a pate of pork pies once but they didnt have chocolate in.
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