FUCKING DOG!!

[dransy]

My bastard dog has chewed up my fucking air filter
fucking little twat damnit!""!!
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[Ste]

What was your dog doing in your airbox?

[Dragonfly]

my cats leave nice paw prints on my bike. they used to claw the leather on the seat of my old one and sleep on it. but they havnt laid into the new one yet.

[BadDog]

It wasn't me...

[Dragonfly]

pmsl

[BadDog]

[map]

[Dragonfly]

he he

[Aikman666]

Cut him open and make yourself a new one using one of its lungs
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[-Savage-]

Lol, you could use his intestines for a "red anodized" effect braided brake lines lol





Quite a morbid topic lol
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[Vespa]

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[Nolongerhere]

1stly u should have better control over your dog and 2ndly you shouldnt leave shit like that around for your dog to eat!!!!!! I would suggest you go buy another air filter and perhaps a bone for the pooch so it has osmething to entertain its self with!

[Johnny GSX-R]

Dyslexic dog, said KN on the box NOT K9.......

[GearboxGeezer]

Be patient, hes gota shit it out sometime !!

[KevTM]

my dog must be clever, only ever chews his snap-on blanket, empty coke bottles and used yogurt cartons etc..

oh and my sleeves sometimes

[delboy]

[WishayKillie]

[Teaman]

HAHAHAHA

laughed,, i nearly shat my self
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[Jack_Cheese]

[Simple]

yeh dog rant post...just what i need.

got bitten on sunday.

my dads dog keeps pissing on my bike wheels.

the other one lays a shit assault course ot get to my bike

and when they were puppies they ate the spark plug lead on my pw50.


tbh.... air filters do look like dog toys....

and quite chewable too


simple- i think the rabeze(sp) is setting in
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[The Tot]

Hahah, this thread had me in stitches. Dogs are uber cute, especially if it's a king charles spaniel or any other toy dog. Even a pug'll look adorable sipping a gallon of petrol thinking that it's water.

The last thing i remember my mate's spaniel doing was humping my lid when i mistakenly left it on the floor. Scratched the visor up a bit trying to mount it. So i had to ride home smelling like a dog's crotch.
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[McGee]

I have a british bulldog, he eats any thing. I like to lift his lips when he's asleep and stick crap in there like skittles and m&m's.

Wakes up and just smacks his lips for ages so funny.
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[Vespa]

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[McGee]

*goes shopping*

Reads vespa's posts and eats toffee to him self. Trust me this dog wont die the amount of cat crap he can eat amazes the big dogs. you know hes eaten it when he licks you it like oh damn where did you find that numb nuts.
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[colin1]

i can certify that chocloate does not kill dogs.

We had a dog that got left alone with chocolate on a few occasions, resulting in the chocolate disappearing and the dog looking sheepish and guilty.

Im talking about easter eggs, xmas decorations off the tree that were chocolate wrapped in coloured shiny foil, big bars of chocolate etc.

She also polished off a pate of pork pies once but they didnt have chocolate in.
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