Ever wished a biker too crash

[stevey900]

Don't answer that car drivers.
I don't mean your normal biker (ie people on here)
Last night at about 2 '0' clock am there where 3 kids not even old enough to ride a moped from what i could tell on a bike which looked like honda cg crossed with a offroader, none of them had helmets on, no L plates nor even any lights on the bike its self.

Shame there wasn't a car coming the other way
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[Suzuki]

No. I wouldn't wish it on anybody.

Might wish for it to break down though.
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[Flip]

Becareful what you wish for.

[Rookie]

Whether you wish it or not, it will happen at some point, and maybe they'll learn from it.

[sherwood]

i think they get whats comin to em, little sh**s always doing stuff like that round here!

[danclarkie]

yes, twats on mini motos n track bikes ride around near me all the time. once a lad about 14 been riding on a field all day decided he was bored and would ride home. no numberplate, not tax no insurance, no helmet, no top on - at all.
racing through the streets when he sees a couple of girls at the side of the road who he knows and pops a wheelie.......


straight off the back, the bike shoots off down the road whilst the back of his head greets the cold hard asphalt

the first i know of this is when im on my way home from work and the road i need to go down is completely sealed off by 2 police cars and an ambulance the, same at the other end of the road. for a few days there was a stain on the road. my sister goes to the same school as they guy in question and was able to tell us that he was in intensive care with a 60% chance of survival.

he did survive, and arent i glad i pay my tax, insurance, licence fees. But most of all the lovely National Insurance payments i make.

if i had a more disposable car i would happily smidsy the oiks that still race round here with not a care for anyone else.
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[Misc]

Someone is showing off doing a weelie & even if you don't admit it you are thinking ''PLS FUCK UP''

[Suzuki]

[Shaun]

I always wish people would crash, its the only reason I go to watch trackdays and racing.

[Annabella]

I have...

I wanted the little scallies who stole my bike to crash. Which they did, wearing no helmets
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[yzf750r]

I couldnt wish it on anyone neither.

I think were all guilty of it at some times!

OK, I might be the only one to admit. When I was at that age I had an old joey 90, we used to bomb around the nearby fields. And yes when I had my track bike, I use to ride it up and down my street with no helmet on.
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[Teaman]

wished once for a kid who stole my mates klr 250 to kill himself on it,, we were annoyed to say the least cos of the damaged he had done getting to the bike, anyway 11 hours later we knew where the bike was,,,, in a hedge after the kid came off it and got his head ran over by a car,, he died a few days later.

that was a very heated wish as we got lots of bikes stole from out motor project.
I dont wish for death anymore,, just a crash hard enough not to hurt others just enough to stop em doing it again. you know it isnt gonna work.

i wish for poo smokers to sieze up all the time
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[stinkwheel]

I wish one of my mates would have a crash, just a little one though. He has been riding bikes for about 3 years now and carries on like a complete idiot on the road, overtaking into oncoming traffic, going into blind bends way too far over the wrong side of the road etc. I am sure he thinks he is invulnerable since he has never been off it yet.

What he needs is a small crash now to calm him down a bit before he lands up with his head stuck through the radiator-grill of an HGV. He needs to realise that: a) He can come off the thing. and b) It hurts when you do.
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[killa]

I totally agree Stinkwheel, I had that when I was 16, I thought I was an incredible rider, and then Bang! After which I slowed down, just waiting for another granny to destroy my bike and my confidence.
I don’t usually wish for people to die if they steal or ride like a twat, because I know no one gets away with it forever.

I admit to one cruel thing though, I was riding through a rough area in town and this C90 came over the road in front of me (stolen), I grabbed the anchors, nearly tipped the bike over!. So I followed him down a narrow street, he knew I was coming so he went for the park. Unfortunately he didn’t see the over head bar thing for the gate and got a severe whack from it. I just parked up, and watched him suffer for a bit then rode home for pie and chips.
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[paulthewitt]

only once, on the people that stole my bike.

otherwise i might see a prat and hope they break down before they hurt themselves and someone else.

Paul

[Ben RVF]

Looks like there are a few very sad, twisted people on this site......actually enjoying other peoples pain and suffering.

I just hope if i ever need help someone decent comes along to sort me out - as I would do for them thief or not. Yes they are scum, but there you go - there is plenty of scum about.
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[killa]

Could you explain who you are referring to?
I defiantly wouldn’t want someone to cop it riding any bike TBH.
Ben, how many bikes have scum nicked from you?
I can defiantly say the thought of absolute pain for these people has gone through my mind more than once.
The time I just sat and watched some twat get own3d on that bike was for me just a reminder these people are going to get what’s coming to them.
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[Ben RVF]

I understand the feeling and to be honest I get the same thing - wanting horrible things for people who are scum. But I suppose I draw the line between wanting it and actually making it happen.

Never had my bikes nicked - but would be gutted if I did and would be the first person wishing things would happen. But it is different when it actually does.
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[veeeffarr]

Last night around Warrington area there were 3 kids, 2 on peds and 1 on a crosser/weird cg dirtbike thing, saw one of the kids on the ped try and turn a corner by throwing his upper body into the corner, the momentum would swing him back and he would do it again, causing him to wobble left and right as he went round this corner at about 3mph.

Nearly pissed myself laughing

[spitfire]

shouldn't it be "to crash" not "too crash" ?

and yes...anyone who rides a scooter (mods, vespa fans and housewifes excepted) !

[Bendy]

Like Stinkwheel, I've wished 'wake up' crashes on people.

If anyone ever nicked my bike, I'd wish them a damn painful one that took plenty time to recover from. Call me sad and twisted if you like, but I want their physical pain to be at least equal to my mental pain - I've had an attempted bike theft and the paranoia and sleeplessness I suffered as a result was easily worth some scrote breaking his leg.

[Itchy]

[Bendy]

I don't do anything to my bike to make it crash if someone steals it.

But if someone does, someone who doesn't know much about riding a downgeared sports 600, I'd hope they flip it and it lands on top of them and it hurts.

Would love to see them try and sue me for their own inability to ride my bike which they stole from me.

[stinkwheel]

I have been in the position of driving round in my car looking for the local scrote that I know has pinched my bike.

At the time I had a pickaxe handle on the passenger seat and red mist before my eyes. If I had seen it riding along the road in front of me, I can assure you that in my state of mind at the time I would have run the fukker off the road. If I was feeling generous, I might have phoned an ambulance for them after making sure they weren't going to get up again for a while.
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[killa]

Yeah, I guess you don’t know what you are going to think in a situation like that.
My girlfriend’s dad was a bit of a square and when my bike was nicked outside I took one of his golf clubs and got on his push bike. He went ape shit at my, I really didn’t care, I just rode off to look for someone to practice ‘T’ing’ off.
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