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mcbiker
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PostPosted: 16:38 - 18 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry to hear of your accident, hope you get well soon.
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PostPosted: 16:48 - 18 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aaaaaahhhhhh .... that's it ... the next cager that pulls out in front of me I'll aim for ... a GSX1400 through his door into his lap will make sure he doesn't do it again.

I am getting sick of hearing about the carnage we are suffering due to incompetent cagers ... something really needs to be done about it.

I can only wish you a speedy recover James ... sod the bike mate, you'll get another one ... get yourself sorted first.

Beginning to think that the BCF'rs should get together and raise funds for this sort of thing ... say a membership donation of £1 a year ... just to help out initially ... any thoughts anyone.

All the best ... Barry
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PostPosted: 16:51 - 18 Oct 2005    Post subject: Re: crashed, totally screwed! Reply with quote

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the most painful moment being when the doc yanked my ball sack back and pulled something. I retaliated by vomiting on her intern!


Ouch - me eyes are watering Shocked Sick . Brilliant response though - thought that sort of thing only happened on Casualty & Holby City Laughing

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The worst thing of all is that the girl i'd like to have rushing to my side and realising she's in love with me, is in New York!


She'll be there soon enough Very Happy Thumbs Up


Hope u mend quick.
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PostPosted: 17:33 - 18 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

All the best and get well soon. Who will look after all the guests whilst your recovering?!
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PostPosted: 17:37 - 18 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked Graphic description, it sounds like you're doing well.

Get well soon, but take your time over it, a broken pelvis is nothing to be sniffed at.

Bad luck buddy, take that git for everything they've got. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 17:47 - 18 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

bad luck mate, hope you heel quickly Thumbs Up

you don't by any chance have a younger brother called graham do you?
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PostPosted: 17:55 - 18 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

ah that sucks! another down, hope you get a nice claim off her and get a even newer fazar!!!! good to see you got the right attitude about it, no point beating yourself up about something that wasnt you fault!
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PostPosted: 18:09 - 18 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stupid bitch Thumbs Down

Hope you recover soon mate, and here's me sincerely hoping she has insurance Confused
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PostPosted: 18:16 - 18 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nasty.

When are visiting hours, I could pop up and say howdy this week some time.
Did the lady involved leg it or stick around? Might have to check her status.
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PostPosted: 18:17 - 18 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

sounds fecking nasty mate, i hope its not as bad as it sounds and you have a speedy recovery.
sorry but i had to laugh at somethings you said in your post i hope it was written in good homour, otherwise i am a very bad man! Evil or Very Mad
hope that she was insured and you can claim the arse off her
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PostPosted: 18:28 - 18 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

quacker_boy wrote:
HOW?!

he got his arse fingered and his ball sack tugged!


Sounds like he had a good time! Razz

GWS matey. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:06 - 18 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unlucky mate, at least your not dead Wink
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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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PostPosted: 19:30 - 18 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ouch. Confused

Hope you heal some dude. Karma
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PostPosted: 19:38 - 18 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get well soon Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:40 - 18 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hope your soon on the mend. Take Care. xx
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PostPosted: 19:50 - 18 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

JamesVFR wrote:
I didn't like you much anyway.


And everyone's wondering why Vespa went, when forums are full of stick like this, from a Derestricted Danger of all people..
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PostPosted: 20:01 - 18 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, the news has slowly got worse today, further x rays confirmed iit wasnt a simple fracture, a ct scan revealed it's a mess.
The 'ball sack' incident was explained by the ct, there is a massive gap in the bottom of my pelvis, either come apart or a chunk has come off. Will def require surgery, and I'll prob be referred to st georges in tooting, which will be a pain for friends and family.

It'll be a shame to leave hayes ward, all the staff are superb, mos are v cute, all friendly, and I have my own stunning student doctor assigned to me!

Yes I have a bro called Graham, you someone I know?

Mum reports insurance company have been great so far. Prob helps that the police are doing the driver for driving without due care.

Driver was an eastern euro female, in an alfa romeo spider, pulling out of a swanky hotel. She stayed at the scene and gave insurance details. Phoned the nurses today to ask after me, so either not a total cow, or is finding out where to send the heavies to silence me!
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PostPosted: 20:04 - 18 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

IT WAS VESPA !
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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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PostPosted: 20:04 - 18 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds very nasty. Confused Hope you have a quick recovery and any surgery etc goes alright.
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PostPosted: 20:19 - 18 Oct 2005    Post subject: Re: crashed, totally screwed! Reply with quote

Mister James wrote:
well, i've joined the proud ranks of those BCF'ers who post from their hospital beds!


At about 1530 yesterday, iwas on the way home from the gym after work, making a nice legal 50 down the a4 bath road. as i sat in the right hand lane, a woman driving a green alfa romeo shot into the left hand lane, perpindicular to the traffic. she stopped, i started to brake, but then she carried on into my lane without looking! totallyblocked my lane and overhung it, so no wa around.

i was doing at least 30 when i hit her where the windshield joins the bonnet, with my back wheel swinging out. Flew over the bonnet, clipped something, spun through the air and hit the road hard,landing on my left side.

As i flw through the air, I had a moment of clarity, and KNEW i was going to die. Imagine my surprise (and mild annoyance) when i found myself lying on cold tarmac in horrific pain. Being dead would probably hurt less!

The Babylon were there in two mins, the ambulance in five. I took my own helmet off because no-one else would, and i was terrified of passing out.

Cue several hours of pain in A and E, the most painful moment being when the doc yanked my ball sack back and pulled something. I retaliated by vomiting on her intern! He then had the joyful task of sticking his finger up my arse, never seen a guy so nervous, or felt so humiliated myself!

Shit as I feel, I'm very lucky to be alive, my only serious injury as a shattered pelvis. They reckon it's preety bad from the x rays, waiting fo the scans to confirm.

The worst thing of all is that the girl i'd like to have rushing to my side and realising she's in love with me, is in New York!

Irony of the whole thing is, it was a bloody immigrant in the car. She didn't look for oncoming traffic once, fixated on finding a gap on the other side.

Mister James is not happy. I cant move, barely piss, and I'm dreading needing a dump, any hip movement is agonising.

Arse.


get well soon, hope the stupid cunt in the car gets all thats coming , a smack in the mouth would be more enjoyable though
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PostPosted: 20:29 - 18 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mister James wrote:
Yes I have a bro called Graham, you someone I know?


yep, went to school with your brother, small world eh

have met you a few times too.
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PostPosted: 20:34 - 18 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Am I missing something? You have been here for all of 20 days... Confused

Besides the point, 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all'.

If you were in an accident tomorrow and did some damage, I wouldn't come in and have a chuckle, despite what I might think of you now. And I think Mr. James probably deserves the same from you.
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