Bike Pet Peeves!

knockout_bar · Scooby Slapper Joined: 06 Jul 2005 Karma :

What are the ones that really piss you guys off?

For me it's gotta be when someone says:

"yea, my bike's just had new powerbands fitted".

I always feel like saying "FOR THE LAST TIME, YOU CAN'T FIT F*****G POWERBANDS!"

Mad

Cough 'em up guys (and gals)!
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-Savage- · World Chat Champion Joined: 10 Jun 2005 Karma :

chavs, seeds in strawberry jam, andmy toilet bowl which rocks on the floor, and seems to be likely to fall over every time i take a poo. Confused

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Keen · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Apr 2002 Karma :

people actually say that? I always thought it was one of those standing jokes that everyone laughs about but no one is dumb enough to actually say...

Personally, I can't stand being overtaken. On a motorway trip recently I came to some roadworks and slowed down to 50 (I always stick to the limit through roadworks) and all of the cars I'd been passing sailed past. All it meant was I had to overtake them later. Or theres the beemer that was chasing me along the A68 a while back, he couldn't keep up but when I slowed down for a 40 limit he passed me! houses either side and he overtook me! he probably thought he "won" as well Evil or Very Mad

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Trixie · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Karma :

Trying (unsuccessfully) to sell the house at mo, so it's got to be estate agents....grrr...... Evil or Very Mad

Oh! sorry bikes.....

*gets off soapbox*

Snobbery peeves me a bit. You know, it's sometimes like the Harley lot or the Goldwing lot, or sometimes the classic lot looking at your bike like its dirt, just cos it's Jap. Sayin that, there are always exceptions to every rule (trying to be diplomatic here). FFS, it's two wheels, aint it? We've all got cagers to contend with!!
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Dead nobodies in company cars...

..... · Quote Me Happy Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Karma :

People who walk without moving their arms. They make me want to smack them in the face. Dunno why.

knockout_bar · Scooby Slapper Joined: 06 Jul 2005 Karma :

Interesting so far. Forgot to mention it's stuff to do with biking Razz

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Keep 'em comin!
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Biker-Kev · Brolly Dolly Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Karma :

-My 50cc does 75 up a hill..

"DOES IT F**K"

-My RS125 can do 125 still restricted

"CAN IT F**K"

-I cant stand people with L-Plates

"EVERYBODY HAS TO START SOMEWHERE"

-I hate ped boi's who think they are the dogs bollocks on their peds

"SO DO I"
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riichy · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Apr 2005 Karma :

i hate it when people think just becouse they have rid a 80cc dirt bike that they can jump on a sports bike and think there rossi.. well that what all the chavs in my college think anyway Mad

riichy

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White Noise · Mr Dudwee Joined: 17 Dec 2004 Karma :

Cog Head · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 21 Oct 2005 Karma :

Chavs saying the word "son" like there your dad

old people who dont even do the limmit on the roads Evil or Very Mad

chavs on their shitty peds always trying to race you all the time, and when i do race they get raped and as soon as there behind ya they turn around Mad

Noisy Exhausts on peds

when people over take you and then slow down infront of you Exclamation

when on duel carridgeways when im riding, people always come half way into tour lane, i just feel like ripping there mirrors off and kiking in there doors... Evil or Very Mad

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Paivi · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Sep 2005 Karma :

People like this:

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Groove · World Chat Champion Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Karma :

people who do 35 in a 30 then 35 in a 60!!! FFS!!! Evil or Very Mad

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yorkshirelad3 · Spanner Monkey Joined: 19 Jul 2005 Karma :

i came up behind a pug 106 doing 40 in a 60, the driver was talking on his mobile and kepy moving left then siddenly correcting to the right, i saw a gap and went past, i looked down, and flagged them off! It was only my old head of year, i had a chuckle to myself as they my yellow visor hid my face, just the look on his face was brill, i mite nip back into scholol to see him and laugh

Chriss · World Chat Champion Joined: 07 May 2005 Karma :

People who speed in built up areas.
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killa · Won't Shut Up Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Karma :

Moped riders who rev the bike at lights pretending they got gears
Moped riders who mod the absolute fuck out of them
DNA riders who talk like a biker
Moped riders who think noise is speed
Moped riders who at garages etc, partially remove their lids so it is perched on their head.
Moped riders who think that few inches from the lights they sometimes get means they win.
Moped riders who stick their leg out round a corner pretending to be on a super motard
Moped riders who think they are kool when they cut an L plate to the size of a fag packet.
Moped riders who hunt in packs.
Moped riders who throw you stares.
Moped riders who seem to have no concept of physics.

Chavs “Giz a go on dat crosser mush”
Chavs “Ow fast it go mush?”
Chavs “Do a wheelie mate”
Chavs “That bike’s shit mate” (No matter what the bike)
Chavs “I could nick that, easy mush” (Try it)
Chavs “My bruv’s got a KX innit much, proper”

Bikers who you only see at the weekends, they fly past you at over a ton to scare you.
Then you see them again when they meet corners.
I like pushing them to see if they bottle it and fuck up.
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-Savage- · World Chat Champion Joined: 10 Jun 2005 Karma :

the way my cbr600, kymco 125, peugot speedfight, and series iii landrover are all regestered in my name,,,,,,,,BUT none of them will so much as even start!!!!

i know the landrver aint bike related, but i thaught id add it to show you how good i am with vehical mechanics Very Happy

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Ragdoll · Spanner Monkey Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Karma :

People who don't use indicators on roundabouts & car drivers who have their fog lights on when it isn't foggy Evil or Very Mad

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mistergixer · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Karma :